allison ⚜️
@acidrefluxus.bsky.social
Paint-sniffing survivor from the Sally Jesse Raphael Show.
Savannah, GA 🍑☀️🏝️
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allison ⚜️
@acidrefluxus.bsky.social
· Nov 28
Learning Norwegian on Duolingo so I can join a black metal band
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but Paul Blart: Mall Cop leaves Tubi in less than a week.
November 25, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but Paul Blart: Mall Cop leaves Tubi in less than a week.
So, who else plans to spend all of Thanksgiving absolutely hammered?
November 25, 2025 at 10:41 PM
So, who else plans to spend all of Thanksgiving absolutely hammered?
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“He blew him, Brendan. He blew Bubba and now Putin has a picture of it. Makes sense though. If a guy sucks your dick you have to invite him to your daughter’s wedding, it’s part of the code. The brojob code, Brendan”
November 14, 2025 at 7:49 PM
“He blew him, Brendan. He blew Bubba and now Putin has a picture of it. Makes sense though. If a guy sucks your dick you have to invite him to your daughter’s wedding, it’s part of the code. The brojob code, Brendan”
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Doctor said I’ve gotta quit playing the classic board game Sorry! on the Sorry! World app because it’s making my blood pressure too high.
November 10, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Doctor said I’ve gotta quit playing the classic board game Sorry! on the Sorry! World app because it’s making my blood pressure too high.
Doctor said I’ve gotta quit playing the classic board game Sorry! on the Sorry! World app because it’s making my blood pressure too high.
November 10, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Doctor said I’ve gotta quit playing the classic board game Sorry! on the Sorry! World app because it’s making my blood pressure too high.
The French hate the Oxford comma because it’s English.
November 5, 2025 at 10:17 PM
The French hate the Oxford comma because it’s English.
PSA: No matter how much fun the song makes it seem, please do not go flying high as hell through Palmdale. That’s dangerous.
November 3, 2025 at 10:57 PM
PSA: No matter how much fun the song makes it seem, please do not go flying high as hell through Palmdale. That’s dangerous.
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How come this pope doesn’t want another inquisition?! Does he even want to spread Catholicism?
November 3, 2025 at 8:12 PM
How come this pope doesn’t want another inquisition?! Does he even want to spread Catholicism?
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Hell yeah I read theory
November 3, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Hell yeah I read theory
wtf, tummy—why you hort??
November 3, 2025 at 10:51 PM
wtf, tummy—why you hort??
I feel like enough time has passed that I can now safely admit I never got Portlandia.
October 26, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I feel like enough time has passed that I can now safely admit I never got Portlandia.
Me at 10:00pm: “Welp, guess I better get some sleep so I can feel rested at work tomorrow!”
Me at 3:00am: *googles “What ever happened to Emeril Lagasse?”*
Me at 3:00am: *googles “What ever happened to Emeril Lagasse?”*
October 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Me at 10:00pm: “Welp, guess I better get some sleep so I can feel rested at work tomorrow!”
Me at 3:00am: *googles “What ever happened to Emeril Lagasse?”*
Me at 3:00am: *googles “What ever happened to Emeril Lagasse?”*
Introducing…the Nepo Daddy ™
October 25, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Introducing…the Nepo Daddy ™
Idk, Tommy Wiseau is kind of hot.
October 22, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Idk, Tommy Wiseau is kind of hot.
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“Let’s go, girls” and “hell yeah, brother” are both gender neutral statements
October 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
“Let’s go, girls” and “hell yeah, brother” are both gender neutral statements
They should have Swiss boarding school for adults.
October 17, 2025 at 12:20 AM
They should have Swiss boarding school for adults.
Are The Sparks the American Kinks? Because I’m drunk right now, and I need to know if The Sparks are the American Kinks.
October 16, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Are The Sparks the American Kinks? Because I’m drunk right now, and I need to know if The Sparks are the American Kinks.
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For a college English class, I remember I wrote a poem about the bombing of Hiroshima.
One of the lines was, “Enola Gay isn’t so gay today.” But it was supposed to be read in a Bruce McCulloch cadence.
One of the lines was, “Enola Gay isn’t so gay today.” But it was supposed to be read in a Bruce McCulloch cadence.
September 27, 2025 at 4:07 PM
For a college English class, I remember I wrote a poem about the bombing of Hiroshima.
One of the lines was, “Enola Gay isn’t so gay today.” But it was supposed to be read in a Bruce McCulloch cadence.
One of the lines was, “Enola Gay isn’t so gay today.” But it was supposed to be read in a Bruce McCulloch cadence.
It’s Angie Dickinson’s birthday.
September 30, 2025 at 11:12 PM
It’s Angie Dickinson’s birthday.
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I hate it when TV chefs, whilst cooking with alcohol, take a little swig and beam in naughty delight at their own mischief. You're 54 years old. You can buy it legally in a shop. You want to impress me, drink the raw chicken juices you fucking coward.
September 30, 2025 at 12:16 PM
I hate it when TV chefs, whilst cooking with alcohol, take a little swig and beam in naughty delight at their own mischief. You're 54 years old. You can buy it legally in a shop. You want to impress me, drink the raw chicken juices you fucking coward.
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The hamburger helping hand of god
September 28, 2025 at 11:07 PM
The hamburger helping hand of god
One of my favorite things about grad school was watching people rage about capitalism during our seminar classes and then turn around and suck every dick they could to get a job at Google afterwards 🤗
September 28, 2025 at 3:02 AM
One of my favorite things about grad school was watching people rage about capitalism during our seminar classes and then turn around and suck every dick they could to get a job at Google afterwards 🤗
For a college English class, I remember I wrote a poem about the bombing of Hiroshima.
One of the lines was, “Enola Gay isn’t so gay today.” But it was supposed to be read in a Bruce McCulloch cadence.
One of the lines was, “Enola Gay isn’t so gay today.” But it was supposed to be read in a Bruce McCulloch cadence.
September 27, 2025 at 4:07 PM
For a college English class, I remember I wrote a poem about the bombing of Hiroshima.
One of the lines was, “Enola Gay isn’t so gay today.” But it was supposed to be read in a Bruce McCulloch cadence.
One of the lines was, “Enola Gay isn’t so gay today.” But it was supposed to be read in a Bruce McCulloch cadence.