Johnny Weedseed
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Imagine going through life like this
November 26, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Imagine going through life like this
I’ve watched plenty of YouTube videos on how to deep fry a turkey safely and none of them tell you to just turn off the burner right before dunking the bird. It’s a very simple solution.
November 26, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I’ve watched plenty of YouTube videos on how to deep fry a turkey safely and none of them tell you to just turn off the burner right before dunking the bird. It’s a very simple solution.
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me when i’m asked who marvin the martian is:
November 25, 2025 at 6:59 PM
me when i’m asked who marvin the martian is:
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We’ve gone too far
November 25, 2025 at 4:31 PM
We’ve gone too far
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the funniest thing about all of this is that jd vance grovels like a worm to get even a quarter of this kind of public support from trump and he barely manages that
Q: Stefanik has called Mamdani a 'jihadist.' Do you think you're standing next to a jihadist right now?
TRUMP: No, I don't. I met with a man who's a very rational person
TRUMP: No, I don't. I met with a man who's a very rational person
November 21, 2025 at 9:34 PM
the funniest thing about all of this is that jd vance grovels like a worm to get even a quarter of this kind of public support from trump and he barely manages that
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KILMEADE: ”I think JD Vance is jealous. I think the president wants to use Zohran as a running mate.”
November 21, 2025 at 9:40 PM
KILMEADE: ”I think JD Vance is jealous. I think the president wants to use Zohran as a running mate.”
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Trump: anything else pal?
Zohran: I dunno you want to sink the GOP nominee for governor?
Trump: no problem!
Zohran: I dunno you want to sink the GOP nominee for governor?
Trump: no problem!
Q: Stefanik has called Mamdani a 'jihadist.' Do you think you're standing next to a jihadist right now?
TRUMP: No, I don't. I met with a man who's a very rational person
TRUMP: No, I don't. I met with a man who's a very rational person
November 21, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Trump: anything else pal?
Zohran: I dunno you want to sink the GOP nominee for governor?
Trump: no problem!
Zohran: I dunno you want to sink the GOP nominee for governor?
Trump: no problem!
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Trump is being nicer to Mamdani than Democratic leadership was lol
November 21, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Trump is being nicer to Mamdani than Democratic leadership was lol
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Friendly reminder; anyone not treating climate collapse as an immediate threat of unimaginable scale and violence should be ignored, fired and/or voted out.
The creeps and duds who occupy our government, corp news media and boardrooms need to go FAST.
The creeps and duds who occupy our government, corp news media and boardrooms need to go FAST.
'Iran’s capital must be moved because the country “no longer has a choice,” President Masoud Pezeshkian said on Thursday in remarks carried by state media, warning that severe ecological strain has made Tehran impossible to sustain'
#Iran 🇮🇷
#Iran 🇮🇷
Iran president says capital move now a necessity as water crisis deepens
Iran’s capital must be moved because the country “no longer has a choice,” President Masoud Pezeshkian said on Thursday in remarks carried by state media, warning that severe ecological strain has mad...
www.iranintl.com
November 21, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Friendly reminder; anyone not treating climate collapse as an immediate threat of unimaginable scale and violence should be ignored, fired and/or voted out.
The creeps and duds who occupy our government, corp news media and boardrooms need to go FAST.
The creeps and duds who occupy our government, corp news media and boardrooms need to go FAST.
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Don’t forget about this one folks
November 20, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Don’t forget about this one folks
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United States of Pedophiles
ICE employee among 16 men arrested in Bloomington sex trafficking sting, police say.
"When he was arrested, he said, 'I'm ICE, boys,'" Hodges said during a press conference Tuesday. "Well, unfortunately for him, we locked him up."
"When he was arrested, he said, 'I'm ICE, boys,'" Hodges said during a press conference Tuesday. "Well, unfortunately for him, we locked him up."
ICE employee among 16 men arrested in Bloomington sex trafficking sting, police say
According to Bloomington Police Chief Booker Hodges, officers started the three-day sting on Nov. 5. They used several methods to find people who were attempting to solicit a 17-year-old girl for sex.
www.cbsnews.com
November 19, 2025 at 12:17 AM
United States of Pedophiles
LMAO
BREAKING: Oracle's $300 billion OpenAI deal is already underwater, now worth a NEGATIVE $74 billion, per The Financial Times.
Since the deal was announced in September, Oracle has now lost $315 billion in value.
Since the deal was announced in September, Oracle has now lost $315 billion in value.
November 19, 2025 at 12:06 AM
LMAO
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I am sick as a dog and rewatching The Martian despite this blog, which is one of my favorite ever blogs
Neither Elon Musk Nor Anybody Else Will Ever Colonize Mars | Defector
Mars does not have a magnetosphere. Any discussion of humans ever settling the red planet can stop right there, but of course it never does. Do you have a low-cost plan for, uh, creating a gigantic ac...
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November 18, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I am sick as a dog and rewatching The Martian despite this blog, which is one of my favorite ever blogs
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You all deserve only the best 😤
September 10, 2025 at 12:23 PM
You all deserve only the best 😤
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i think it's important to note that bill maher doesn't like mamdani because he's muslim. that's the whole reason
November 18, 2025 at 8:29 PM
i think it's important to note that bill maher doesn't like mamdani because he's muslim. that's the whole reason
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Check his hard drive
The “Epstein Files Transparency Act” passes the House via a nearly unanimous vote of 427-1.
Rep. Clay Higgins of Louisiana is the single holdout
Rep. Clay Higgins of Louisiana is the single holdout
November 18, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Check his hard drive
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Just the president of the United States rationalizing that a Washington Post reporter was basically asking to be murdered and cut to pieces with a bone saw because of his reporting.
As he sits next to the thug who ordered it.
As he sits next to the thug who ordered it.
Trump suggests Khashoggi had it coming: "You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen. But he knew nothing about it. You don't have to embarrass our guest."
November 18, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Just the president of the United States rationalizing that a Washington Post reporter was basically asking to be murdered and cut to pieces with a bone saw because of his reporting.
As he sits next to the thug who ordered it.
As he sits next to the thug who ordered it.
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there was an episode of Ricki Lake titled "You May Think It's Wack... But I'm Addicted To Teasing My Crack!" and when this little bald man came out on stage with his big feather everyone booed
November 18, 2025 at 8:29 AM
there was an episode of Ricki Lake titled "You May Think It's Wack... But I'm Addicted To Teasing My Crack!" and when this little bald man came out on stage with his big feather everyone booed
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My trailblazing game industry bad-ass friend Rebecca Heineman has passed away.
Fuck cancer.
Friends, let’s not forget her: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rebecca...
Fuck cancer.
Friends, let’s not forget her: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rebecca...
Rebecca Heineman - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 17, 2025 at 9:52 PM
My trailblazing game industry bad-ass friend Rebecca Heineman has passed away.
Fuck cancer.
Friends, let’s not forget her: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rebecca...
Fuck cancer.
Friends, let’s not forget her: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rebecca...
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POV: you are a young woman celebrating a recent academic success
November 17, 2025 at 7:20 PM
POV: you are a young woman celebrating a recent academic success
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This is real life now I guess
November 16, 2025 at 9:09 PM
This is real life now I guess