TheSuperiorCapricorn
@adaca12.bsky.social
Petition to be that chill kid in the back of class who doesn't talk much. I'm good for a quick zinger, but otherwise imma read my books
I love a good follow through. Plan➡️Action
February 13, 2026 at 9:50 PM
I love a good follow through. Plan➡️Action
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It's proven fact that if your pitiful reflexes awkwardly prevent something you dropped from hitting the floor you'll spend the rest of the day thinking you're frikking Spider-Man.
Ask me and the piece of muffin I managed to trap in a fold of my shirt how I know.
Ask me and the piece of muffin I managed to trap in a fold of my shirt how I know.
February 5, 2026 at 3:07 PM
It's proven fact that if your pitiful reflexes awkwardly prevent something you dropped from hitting the floor you'll spend the rest of the day thinking you're frikking Spider-Man.
Ask me and the piece of muffin I managed to trap in a fold of my shirt how I know.
Ask me and the piece of muffin I managed to trap in a fold of my shirt how I know.
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Really seems like he shit his pants at like :33 or :34 mark. People in the background start looking around real awkwardly after that
February 1, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Really seems like he shit his pants at like :33 or :34 mark. People in the background start looking around real awkwardly after that
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It’s starting…which of the woowoo girlies cast this spell??😂😂I owe her lunch or a love offering
What do you MEAN the president audibly SHIT himself live on camera and they immediately cancelled the press conference and rushed everyone out of the room like it's a fire drill, and it happened two days ago, and I'm just hearing about it NOW?
February 1, 2026 at 9:10 PM
It’s starting…which of the woowoo girlies cast this spell??😂😂I owe her lunch or a love offering
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me seeing all of the posts about arguments but not seeing the arguments
a woman is looking out of a window and talking to another woman .
ALT: a woman is looking out of a window and talking to another woman .
media.tenor.com
February 1, 2026 at 7:35 PM
me seeing all of the posts about arguments but not seeing the arguments
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First thing I saw when I opened Bluesky. Might make it last thing I see. Ima try again tomorrow
January 27, 2026 at 8:56 PM
First thing I saw when I opened Bluesky. Might make it last thing I see. Ima try again tomorrow
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WE ARE SOOOO BACK!!!!
First trailer for ‘Star Wars: Maul - Shadow Lord’
First two episodes premiere April 6 on Disney+
First two episodes premiere April 6 on Disney+
January 22, 2026 at 6:55 PM
WE ARE SOOOO BACK!!!!
Look, I might have different views on the integration stuff but...crazy that a white person is trying to tell Black Folk what's "woke" isn't it?
January 22, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Look, I might have different views on the integration stuff but...crazy that a white person is trying to tell Black Folk what's "woke" isn't it?
Who wanted this???
Oh nah
Here it is. Ugh.
January 13, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Who wanted this???
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bitch, you better be joking
December 26, 2025 at 7:28 PM
bitch, you better be joking
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Nigga you better get NYPD and ICE on a Gotdamn leash….
In less than a week, I will be sworn in as the next mayor of New York City. It was only possible because of the more than 100,000 people who volunteered on our campaign. Here’s a story about one of them, my mother.
December 26, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Nigga you better get NYPD and ICE on a Gotdamn leash….
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Meanwhile, imma pick the spot based on the dessert options
December 25, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Meanwhile, imma pick the spot based on the dessert options
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What yall wearing to The Hunger Games?
December 19, 2025 at 1:08 PM
What yall wearing to The Hunger Games?
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Hunger or squid games, which one would you sign up for?
Trump announces an "unprecedented four-day athletic event" with "one young man and one young woman from each state and territory"
December 18, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Hunger or squid games, which one would you sign up for?
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took my repost and my like back off that AI video. i need to be more diligent about spotting fakes.
December 18, 2025 at 12:38 PM
took my repost and my like back off that AI video. i need to be more diligent about spotting fakes.
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When she call you by your middle name what did I do
December 18, 2025 at 4:33 AM
When she call you by your middle name what did I do
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For me if I have ANY dreams related to water it’s time to wake up
You can’t trust anything in your dreams but pee
If you gotta pee in your dreams… you really gotta pee
If you gotta pee in your dreams… you really gotta pee
December 18, 2025 at 12:07 PM
For me if I have ANY dreams related to water it’s time to wake up
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None of these words are in the bible
So there’s real eaters and fuckers; where the real strokers at? The real slurpers ?
😂😂
😂😂
December 18, 2025 at 2:46 AM
None of these words are in the bible
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fuck...i gotta wrap gifts this weekend.
December 18, 2025 at 1:56 PM
fuck...i gotta wrap gifts this weekend.
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Bitch, when I cancel my subscription I want it CANCELLEDT. NOW.
Not the subscription at a discounted price(that y’all should’ve gave me the first time around anyways), nor do I want the subscription paused.
Planet Fitness you will pay for what you did to subscriptions, hoe.
Not the subscription at a discounted price(that y’all should’ve gave me the first time around anyways), nor do I want the subscription paused.
Planet Fitness you will pay for what you did to subscriptions, hoe.
December 17, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Bitch, when I cancel my subscription I want it CANCELLEDT. NOW.
Not the subscription at a discounted price(that y’all should’ve gave me the first time around anyways), nor do I want the subscription paused.
Planet Fitness you will pay for what you did to subscriptions, hoe.
Not the subscription at a discounted price(that y’all should’ve gave me the first time around anyways), nor do I want the subscription paused.
Planet Fitness you will pay for what you did to subscriptions, hoe.
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It is. But more so because of the aftermath than the action itself. Not finna torture myself or you because I will never be able to trust you again. So it’s best we cut our losses asap.
Is cheating a deal breaker for you guys?
December 17, 2025 at 11:23 PM
It is. But more so because of the aftermath than the action itself. Not finna torture myself or you because I will never be able to trust you again. So it’s best we cut our losses asap.
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I wake up in cold sweats thinking about this.
December 17, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I wake up in cold sweats thinking about this.