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These fucking losers…
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-N.Y.) on Thursday said House Democrats will demand a ban on the deportation of American citizens as a condition of winning their support for legislation funding the Department of Homeland Security (DHS).
Jeffries demands ban on deportation of US citizens as part of DHS reforms
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-N.Y.) on Thursday said House Democrats will demand a ban on the deportation of American citizens as a condition of winning their support for legislation fun…
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January 30, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Already this year I have tickets to see Trauma Ray, Glixen, Knifeplay, Lucid Express, Julie, Fleshwater, and both nights of Slide Away NYC w/ HUM headlining. Already a 10/10 concert year.
January 21, 2026 at 6:20 PM
This is why Nicki Minaj called JD an assassin. He’s been posing as Erika the whole time waiting for the right moment.
January 2, 2026 at 6:58 PM
I was raised in a very conservative religious family and we had a TV Guardian which was a device that would read the captions, mute the show or movie, and replace the bad words.

I grew up watching the Jerk Van Gay Show
Oh rolling stones ...
December 15, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Happy How The Fuck Did I Get On So Many Goddamn Email Marketing Lists Day to all who celebrate
November 28, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Put Trump in a room with a handsome, charming person and he melts. If we can get Hasan in the Oval Office somehow we’ll get universal healthcare.
gotta remember that donald is surrounded by mutants with negative charisma every day so mamdani, another new york boy like himself, is like a breath of fresh air
November 21, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I’m glad Spanberger won and I’m extra glad that I’ll never have to vote for her again.
November 5, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Cheney eats it on the day a socialist elected NYC mayor? Good day.
a crab is crawling on a sandy beach
ALT: a crab is crawling on a sandy beach
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November 4, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Lots of people trying to get me to care about this but I couldn’t possibly give a fuck. Tear the whole thing down.
Scoop: Trump has started demolishing the White House's East Wing facade to build his ballroom. The president had claimed construction of the $250 million building wouldn’t ‘interfere’ with the existing White House structure. /W @ddiamond.bsky.social wapo.st/4hqBNiU
White House begins demolishing East Wing facade to build Trump’s ballroom
The president had claimed construction of the $250 million ballroom wouldn’t ‘interfere’ with the existing White House structure.
wapo.st
October 22, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Three AM PagerDuty Alert
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
October 14, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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i’m not going to be lectured about political violence by people whose politics is violence
September 11, 2025 at 11:00 AM
August 22, 2025 at 11:09 PM
#LastFourWatched All I want to talk about is how good Gene Hackman is in The Conversation.
July 12, 2025 at 11:34 AM
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June 25, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Not exaggerating when I say this is the first time I’ve felt hope since Bernie’s Nevada win in 2020
what’s funny is that if pro-cuomo centrist democrats were less myopic they might see that mamdani was running the kind of campaign that could help rebuild the party brand — accessible with an outsider persona and a focus on “kitchen table” issues.
June 25, 2025 at 10:27 AM
If you see this, quote this post with a movie from the year you were born.
June 10, 2025 at 1:12 PM
So, basically “you didn’t say Simon Says”. I wish when the chips were down and it was time to stand on principle, we had one (1) leader who pushed back with equivalent force.
Just in from Governor Newsom.
June 9, 2025 at 1:09 PM
LAPD shown here employing their Mossad Journalist-targeting training
LAPD fired rubber bullets at Australian journalist @laurentomasi.bsky.social
June 9, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Big sale at Dr Frankenstein’s Torch and Pitchfork Warehouse
June 5, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Five favorite black and white films:

The Apartment
Dr Strangelove
High and Low
Persona
I Am Cuba
Five favourite black and white films:
Duck Soup
Dr Strangelove
Arsenic and Old Lace
Double Indemnity
Some Like It Hot

Yes, I am utterly basic in my tastes. Classics are often classics for a reason.
Five favorite black & white movies (not already on Jason or Ken’s lists below):

L’Avventura
Orphée
Bob le Flambeur
Kind Hearts & Coronets
The Bad Sleep Well
May 28, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Where do we defeat fascism? That’s right: in the marketplace of ideas. #imSTILLwithher
May 5, 2025 at 4:59 PM
The very fact that there are jobs where the pay can be slashed in half and the guy doesn’t immediately quit means there are people who make way too much money.
May 3, 2025 at 6:09 PM
An INVERSE correlation? Wouldn’t that mean the more fluoride you get, the higher your IQ?
RFK Jr: "We found that there's a direct inverse correlation between fluoride exposure and low IQ in children. So the more you get, the stupider you are."
May 1, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Well now I have to go to Slide Away every year
April 26, 2025 at 8:15 PM