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Adrian Egli
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· Feb 15
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![TRANSCRIPT OF CARTOON
This cartoon has six panels. The first five panel shows a woman with blue hair with a thin pink streak, thin oval glasses, and arms that end slightly above where her elbows would be. In each panel she appears, she’s in a different setting talking to a different person. I’m going to call her GLASSES.
PANEL 1
A caption at the top of the panel says “Monday.” A brown-haired woman, hands clutched together in front of her chin, is anxiously staring at Glasses. Glasses, who was walking and is wearing a backpack, turns back to look at the woman.
ANXIOUS: You’re so brave. I’d rather die than live like that!
GLASSES: Um… Thank you?
PANEL 2
A caption says “Tuesday.” In a grocery store, a muscular man in a sleeveless tee, who is pushing a grocery cart, talks loudly at Glasses. He is between Glasses and the shelf, and Glasses is gesturing towards the shelf behind him, looking a little annoyed.
MUSCLES: I can’t imagine being you. I’d rather be dead.
GLASSES: Dude, I just want some Pop Tarts.
PANEL 3
A caption says “Wednesday.” Glasses is seating in the… what do you call those things? The sort of built-in stadium seating some college lecture halls have, with a series of long curved benches and desks, each one on a higher level as they get further from the front of the room, so everyone has a good view of the professor. Glasses has a laptop open on the desk in front of her. We can see a couple of bored looking students in the row behind Glasses. Next to Glasses is a man wearing a jacket, one of those “image of a necktie” tee shirts, with his black hair in a long ponytail and an expression of extreme disgust. Glasses looks very annoyed as she responds to him.
PONYTAIL: I couldn’t stand not wiping my own butt. I’d die first!
GLASSES: Shockingly, butt wiping isn’t actually the pinnacle of human existence.
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PANEL 4
A caption says “Thursday.” Glasses walks down a city sidewalk, a cartoon cloud indicating grumpiness floating above her. Behind her, a man wearing sandals and pants with torn knees, and carrying a shopping bag, grins as he talks at her; she doesn’t even bother turning back to look.
SANDALS: It’s inspiring that you haven’t committed suicide.
PANEL 5
A caption says “Friday.” An older couple, a man and a woman, are looking at Glasses; the man, wide-eyed, is speaking, but is cut off by Glasses yelling at him, leaning forward angrily.
MAN: I’d rather be dead than-
GLASSES: I don’t want to die. I have a great life! Except for ablebodied people telling me my life isn’t worth living!
PANEL 6
The “camera” pulls back to show the man and woman now standing by themselves; Glasses, it is implied, has stomped off and left the scene. The man and woman look annoyed as they look in the direction Glasses went.
MAN: Those people are so rude!
WOMAN: Obviously it’s the disability that makes her so angry.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:l75esfhx2yv7bwuspplasjh3/bafkreifgto5l2ltwouw3gnjb3npasygfriti22xdxvstmznkztnvaowg2a@jpeg)
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