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Adrian
@adrianstirrup.bsky.social
I must have gone to bed around a quarter after ten. I need a lot of sleep, and so I like to be in bed by then.

Amongst other things, I do an ABBA podcast: https://www.buzzsprout.com/2265600/share
Still can’t believe the man from The Clampers was in The World Is Not Enough and I wasn’t.
November 9, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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I made a “how do you do, fellow kids?” joke to someone in their mid 20s who, it turns out, was too young to have heard of that meme.

So “how do you do, fellow kids?” is now an example of “how do you do, fellow kids?”
November 7, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Welcome to Endgame*

(*indoors if wet)

#CelebrityTraitors
November 6, 2025 at 9:52 PM
November 5, 2025 at 9:04 PM
It comes to something when you have to write an email to solicitors that contains the question “Please can we get this over the line before I lose my mind?”
November 5, 2025 at 8:28 AM
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Hannan and Frost in the Telegraph.
Sunak in the Times.
Kwasi Kwarteng in the iPaper.
Johnson in the Mail.
Gove editing the Spectator.
Farage everywhere.
All of them shamelessly honking out their ‘Listen to me!’ garbage, as the country flails around in the unbelievable mess they’ve made.
Nauseating.
A Brexiter writes...
November 2, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Driving just now, a bastard firework went off the exact second I was changing gear. Thought my fucking gearbox had exploded.
November 1, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Bye bye Babs

#CelebrityTraitors
October 30, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I knew it! They’ve changed Amber. #TheArchers
October 30, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Oh, Pru.

Sybil Fawlty, Sarah France, Irene Spencer - wonderful creations that brought me so much joy.

My heart is broken.
October 28, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Why does Michael Portillo walk like that?
October 27, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Just found this on my laptop from February 2021. Pandemic obviously sent me mad.
October 26, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Strictly. Two words: Alan. Carr.
October 23, 2025 at 9:48 AM
If I started to list them, I might never stop. I’m awful.
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 20, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Ice cream vans in October can fuck off.
October 18, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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The BBC are accidentally running the subtitles to Mrs Marple over the Mercury Prize, and it’s rather wonderful. A few of lines could plausibly have been written by Jarvis.
October 16, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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October 12, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Stamp duty is not the problem, dickhead.

The problem is the profiteering by the layers of people: conveyancers, estate agents, mortgage brokers, lenders, sales progressors, management companies.

There are so many characters involved in my current move, I’ve had to draw myself a fucking diagram.
October 8, 2025 at 1:21 PM
October 6, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Had to check my watchlist to make sure this wasn’t me.

Fortunately, it’s just a load of Star Trek: The Next Generation episodes, so that’s definitely me.
The people before us in the Air b'n'b we're currently staying at didn't sign out of their streaming services on the TV. All I can say is Adrian, I'm sorry, I was left alone and bored. I hope you notice your updated watchlist before your wife does.
October 6, 2025 at 1:08 PM
It’s happening.
October 4, 2025 at 7:12 PM
“So I leaned over… tapped her on the cleavage with a pastry fork, I said…”
October 3, 2025 at 10:49 AM