this profile took me on a fucking odyssey
February 14, 2026 at 4:09 PM
this profile took me on a fucking odyssey
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happy valentine’s day to everyone except the people forfeiting their own precious humanity by using chatgpt to write love letters
February 14, 2026 at 1:09 PM
happy valentine’s day to everyone except the people forfeiting their own precious humanity by using chatgpt to write love letters
brilliant political gambit, following up the incredibly unpopular assault on minneapolis with the thing americans love the most: a war in the middle east for reasons that nobody can explain
February 14, 2026 at 12:27 PM
brilliant political gambit, following up the incredibly unpopular assault on minneapolis with the thing americans love the most: a war in the middle east for reasons that nobody can explain
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MC Hammer, is an American rapper, dancer, record producer, and actor. He was popular in the late 1980s and early 1990s for his hit songs like "U Can't Touch This", and "2 Legit 2 Quit". Hammer was known for his flashy dance moves, extravagant choreography, and his signature Hammer pants
February 13, 2026 at 2:46 PM
MC Hammer, is an American rapper, dancer, record producer, and actor. He was popular in the late 1980s and early 1990s for his hit songs like "U Can't Touch This", and "2 Legit 2 Quit". Hammer was known for his flashy dance moves, extravagant choreography, and his signature Hammer pants
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Tomorrow is Valentine’s Day
February 14, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Tomorrow is Valentine’s Day
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Yeah let's see AI take my job. Let's see chat gpt crack the perfectly timed joke in the zoom meeting. Let's see it brighten everyone's Monday. Get outta here
February 14, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Yeah let's see AI take my job. Let's see chat gpt crack the perfectly timed joke in the zoom meeting. Let's see it brighten everyone's Monday. Get outta here
weird how little i post since i got laid off. hire me, if you miss my stupidity
February 14, 2026 at 12:39 AM
weird how little i post since i got laid off. hire me, if you miss my stupidity
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Fuck off with that shit.
Billionaires do not respect consent.
Cenobites do.
Billionaires do not respect consent.
Cenobites do.
February 13, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Fuck off with that shit.
Billionaires do not respect consent.
Cenobites do.
Billionaires do not respect consent.
Cenobites do.
this shit makes me want to commit crimes
On Thanksgiving, the immigrant children held at the Dilley detention center gathered in the gym for what they thought was a holiday feast.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
February 13, 2026 at 8:28 PM
this shit makes me want to commit crimes
if you thought the syrian civil war was confusing just wait until the second american civil war starts to really get going
people think that the second american civil war would be between liberals and conservatives and thats not true
it will actually be the Chardonnay Gals Club for Freedom in a loose alliance with the Playb0i Carti 0pium sh00taz vs the Battalion for the Covenant of the Lord
it will actually be the Chardonnay Gals Club for Freedom in a loose alliance with the Playb0i Carti 0pium sh00taz vs the Battalion for the Covenant of the Lord
February 13, 2026 at 5:56 PM
if you thought the syrian civil war was confusing just wait until the second american civil war starts to really get going
just to be clear this woman is the us attorney for the district of columbia
Jeanine Pirro has sued Rye, New York, and utility company Con Edison after she says she tripped on a roadway hazard during a walk.
Jeanine Pirro files a $250,000 negligence suit in New York over a trip-and-fall
Jeanine Pirro has sued Rye, New York, and utility company Con Edison after she says she tripped on a roadway hazard during a walk.
bit.ly
February 13, 2026 at 5:49 AM
just to be clear this woman is the us attorney for the district of columbia
the predator species needs therapy
February 13, 2026 at 2:11 AM
the predator species needs therapy
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Me during the job interview
February 13, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Me during the job interview
i saw these stories and figured damn he must’ve gotten a raw deal on his contracts but now i’m learning he had a ranch in austin and a $4m house in LA? sell the house in LA??? like why are you begging for alms when you have a $4m second home
still kinda grossed out that a celebrity with multiple million dollar properties passed away and instead of selling one of them to pay medical bills the surviving spouse started a gofundme, now in the millions. meanwhile countless gfms count my timeline with minimal funds but maximum stakes.
February 13, 2026 at 12:33 AM
i saw these stories and figured damn he must’ve gotten a raw deal on his contracts but now i’m learning he had a ranch in austin and a $4m house in LA? sell the house in LA??? like why are you begging for alms when you have a $4m second home
masculine maximalism is my favorite theme night at the gay bar
I mean, Jesus Christ, can you people even *hear* yourself?
I'm about to die of secondhand embarrassment just reading this crap.
I'm about to die of secondhand embarrassment just reading this crap.
February 12, 2026 at 11:56 PM
masculine maximalism is my favorite theme night at the gay bar
new alex cross series kills a jeffrey epstein stand in in the opening scene, in the future we will know of this as the trump/epstein era
February 12, 2026 at 3:56 PM
new alex cross series kills a jeffrey epstein stand in in the opening scene, in the future we will know of this as the trump/epstein era
we’re going to beat them
BREAKING: The Trump administration is ending its immigration crackdown in Minnesota, border czar Tom Homan says.
Trump administration says it is ending its immigration surge in Minneapolis
More than 4,000 undocumented immigrants have been apprehended since the operation began in November, according to the Department of Homeland Security.
nbcnews.to
February 12, 2026 at 2:41 PM
we’re going to beat them
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the Pope is a simp
February 12, 2026 at 4:37 AM
the Pope is a simp
what if an llm was italian
February 11, 2026 at 2:52 PM
what if an llm was italian