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‘One officer told me that I "had no chance of returning to Minnesota" and that "the best thing for (me] is self-deportation." …
She offered me $2600 to self-deport.
I refused.
I wanted to talk to my attorney.
They didn't tell me the judge had already ordered my release and return to Minnesota.’
She offered me $2600 to self-deport.
I refused.
I wanted to talk to my attorney.
They didn't tell me the judge had already ordered my release and return to Minnesota.’
![…
25. This Cibola jail was horrible. It was cramped. I was chained up again.
The officers mocked
me and called me their enemy. They laughed at me. I was kept at the jail for what felt like around three hours. I wasn't given an explanation for why I was there.
26. Security
guards then put me on a bus. I think it was around January 27.
No one said
anything about where I was going. I was handcuffed. It felt like the middle of the night. It was freezing cold in the bus because the driver had the AC on. We had no jackets. The bus eventually took me back to El Paso in the carly morning of Tuesday, January 27th.
27. I was put in a cold cell where I had to sleep on the bare cement floor. Around 10 in the morning my cellmate asked to speak to an ICE officer. Three officers came into the cell so I had a chance to speak to them too. One officer told me that I "had no chance of returning to Minnesota" and that "the best thing for (me] is self-deportation." She told me that if I fought my case, I would spend two to three more months here in El Paso. She offered me $2600 to self-deport. I refused. I wanted to talk to my attorney. They didn't tell me the judge had already ordered my release and return to Minnesota. If I hadn't managed to talk to my attorney who told me a while back that I was ordered released. I might have given up at this point and signed the self-deportation forms because the conditions were so unbearable.
…
30. When I was taken back to the detention center from the airport, after missing the flight, I overheard an ICE officer saying in English, "the judge in Minnesota wants this one back." I was put in a cold jail cell again until early next morning (January 28). But again no one had told me directly that a judge had ordered my release
…
32. When I arrived in Minneapolis, I was handed off to ICE
… I had to sign lots of papers saying that I wasn't going to be a part of any "groups." I didn't know what they meant by "groups." They never told me why I was detained](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:5cn3kbi4g5blrtahon34xbu4/bafkreiccqxmfncofjqinoveiqscwale2ox5xpiqt46veqjdh3jmimkrxhq@jpeg)
February 5, 2026 at 6:04 AM
‘One officer told me that I "had no chance of returning to Minnesota" and that "the best thing for (me] is self-deportation." …
She offered me $2600 to self-deport.
I refused.
I wanted to talk to my attorney.
They didn't tell me the judge had already ordered my release and return to Minnesota.’
She offered me $2600 to self-deport.
I refused.
I wanted to talk to my attorney.
They didn't tell me the judge had already ordered my release and return to Minnesota.’
I just want to stay in bed all day until it's warmer, can someone find me a job that lets me do that?
February 4, 2026 at 2:26 PM
I just want to stay in bed all day until it's warmer, can someone find me a job that lets me do that?
I don't know any Bad Bunny songs so I just hope he keeps the Super Bowl halftime show as traditional as possible and calls Drake a pedophile
February 2, 2026 at 2:32 AM
I don't know any Bad Bunny songs so I just hope he keeps the Super Bowl halftime show as traditional as possible and calls Drake a pedophile
Yeah I mean who needs a human trafficker when you have the natural charisma to say "I'll buy you a horse if you touch me"
February 1, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Yeah I mean who needs a human trafficker when you have the natural charisma to say "I'll buy you a horse if you touch me"
Blasphemy and idolatry; there is only one Macho Man, and Miss Elizabeth is his prophet.
Rep. Mariannette Miller-Meeks at the Trump rally: "They're playing this song -- Macho Man. Every hard-working woman deserves a Macho Man. And I see a whole lot of it all around me! But the number one macho man you're gonna hear from in a little while."
January 27, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Blasphemy and idolatry; there is only one Macho Man, and Miss Elizabeth is his prophet.
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Since July, I've tracked at least 2,300 cases in which federal judges have ruled ICE has illegally detained people without bond or due process.
This is one that stands out:
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
This is one that stands out:
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
January 25, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Since July, I've tracked at least 2,300 cases in which federal judges have ruled ICE has illegally detained people without bond or due process.
This is one that stands out:
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
This is one that stands out:
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
Why would any competent HC go work for these two?
Bills owner Terry Pegula on Keon Coleman: "The coaching staff pushed to pick Keon." Said Coleman wasn't at the top of Beane's list and that he was being a team player with the pick.
Pegula interrupted a Beane answer to make that known.
Pegula interrupted a Beane answer to make that known.
January 21, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Why would any competent HC go work for these two?
One of the first things we discussed in law school Torts I was that by common law, words alone cannot be assault. Maybe your employees are a bunch of bitches?
"We've seen over a thousand percent increase in assaults on ICE officers, 8,000 verbal assaults on them...."
January 18, 2026 at 10:12 PM
One of the first things we discussed in law school Torts I was that by common law, words alone cannot be assault. Maybe your employees are a bunch of bitches?
Houston's O-line was dreadful last year and this year it might be worse. Stroud is under siege.
January 18, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Houston's O-line was dreadful last year and this year it might be worse. Stroud is under siege.
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/8 A huge part of what makes it very hard to convict Jonathan Ross for murder was baked into America generations before Trump was President. That’s the primary factor that lets law enforcement kill with impunity, not Trump.
Dick Wolf has killed more black men than Leopold II.
Dick Wolf has killed more black men than Leopold II.
January 9, 2026 at 6:46 PM
/8 A huge part of what makes it very hard to convict Jonathan Ross for murder was baked into America generations before Trump was President. That’s the primary factor that lets law enforcement kill with impunity, not Trump.
Dick Wolf has killed more black men than Leopold II.
Dick Wolf has killed more black men than Leopold II.
All of the Dem messaging seems to imply that it would be OK to invade sovereign nations and murder millions if it lowered the cost of living in America
Any effort to take Greenland by force or coercion is as ridiculous as it is dangerous.
It would threaten our NATO alliance and do nothing to help Americans here at home afford health insurance, groceries or child care.
Trump ran on lowering costs. It’s time he acted like it.
It would threaten our NATO alliance and do nothing to help Americans here at home afford health insurance, groceries or child care.
Trump ran on lowering costs. It’s time he acted like it.
January 7, 2026 at 5:22 PM
All of the Dem messaging seems to imply that it would be OK to invade sovereign nations and murder millions if it lowered the cost of living in America
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like 75% of dem messaging right now should be “the party led by epsteins best friend is breaking into pre-k childcare centers so they can record your toddlers and put the videos on internet”
uhhh yeah I can see why these childcare properties weren't eager to let in some rando dudes asking "where are the kids?"
January 1, 2026 at 2:49 PM
like 75% of dem messaging right now should be “the party led by epsteins best friend is breaking into pre-k childcare centers so they can record your toddlers and put the videos on internet”
Another Onion headline that ends up being 100% true
In this in-depth interview Billie Jean Sweeney — a former editor at The New York Times — details how the paper shifted towards openly promoting anti-trans hatred, why this was directed from the very top, how some staff pushed back and the immense damage done by the NYT legitimizing bigotry.
'A directive from above': Former NYT editor lays out how the paper pushes anti-trans bigotry
In this in-depth interview, former New York Times editor Billie Jean Sweeney details how the paper shifted towards openly promoting anti-trans hatred, how some staff tried to stop it, how it's directe...
transnews.network
January 1, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Another Onion headline that ends up being 100% true
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So I have the cover story in next month's TNR.
I interviewed the heads of police groups; immigration defense attorneys, ex-judges and ex-prosecutors; former DOJ and DHS officials, and the former head of Border Patrol.
They're all horrified at what we've seen, and they all fear what's coming.
I interviewed the heads of police groups; immigration defense attorneys, ex-judges and ex-prosecutors; former DOJ and DHS officials, and the former head of Border Patrol.
They're all horrified at what we've seen, and they all fear what's coming.
Trump’s Immigration Nightmare: It Is Happening Here
With astonishing speed, the administration has toppled the most cherished pillars of a free society. And the experts agree: It’s all going to get much, much worse.
newrepublic.com
December 24, 2025 at 3:08 PM
So I have the cover story in next month's TNR.
I interviewed the heads of police groups; immigration defense attorneys, ex-judges and ex-prosecutors; former DOJ and DHS officials, and the former head of Border Patrol.
They're all horrified at what we've seen, and they all fear what's coming.
I interviewed the heads of police groups; immigration defense attorneys, ex-judges and ex-prosecutors; former DOJ and DHS officials, and the former head of Border Patrol.
They're all horrified at what we've seen, and they all fear what's coming.
Does the DoJ just not do doc review?
this is insane to me. the doj had forever to look into this. now they're like liveblogging on x like they have no more information than a random person on social media
December 23, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Does the DoJ just not do doc review?
Dickhead fans are given way too much leeway. We need a Ron Arrest moment in the NFL.
Here’s Metcalf’s side. If he did report this fan in the past, I’m sure there’s a record of it.
December 22, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Dickhead fans are given way too much leeway. We need a Ron Arrest moment in the NFL.
I don't listen to Matt's ideas on combatting the right for the same reason that I don't listen to the Washington Generals plan for defeating the Globetrotters
IMO it's hard to combat the dangerousness of the right by participating in a platform where they aren't present.
I think the best way to explain the X vs Bluesky preference is whether a person thinks the left is more annoying than the right is dangerous.
The reason so many Noah Smiths end up on the X side of that equation is that while the left annoys them personally, the right mostly endangers other people.
The reason so many Noah Smiths end up on the X side of that equation is that while the left annoys them personally, the right mostly endangers other people.
December 15, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I don't listen to Matt's ideas on combatting the right for the same reason that I don't listen to the Washington Generals plan for defeating the Globetrotters
KC finishing the game with a preseason week 3 offense
December 14, 2025 at 9:15 PM
KC finishing the game with a preseason week 3 offense
Since it's almost impossible that his ugly ass isn't getting honey potted, it seems rude to make our guys play taxi when her foreign handlers are right there
lol
Kash Patel is using the FBI to serve as an Uber for his girlfriend's drunk pals.
www.ms.now/news/kash-pa...
Kash Patel is using the FBI to serve as an Uber for his girlfriend's drunk pals.
www.ms.now/news/kash-pa...
Kash Patel ordered FBI detail to give girlfriend’s pal a lift home: sources
FBI agents have grown increasingly concerned by Patel’s use of the bureau’s strapped resource.
www.ms.now
December 5, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Since it's almost impossible that his ugly ass isn't getting honey potted, it seems rude to make our guys play taxi when her foreign handlers are right there
The war crime apologia and using his law degree to lie his ass off should get him thrown in jail, but wearing a quarter-zip in between his shirt and jacket should get him executed.
Sen. Tom Cotton (R-Ark.), to reporters, after viewing video footage of the U.S. strikes on alleged drug boats in the Caribbean on Sept. 2:
"Righteous strikes." "Entirely lawful."
"Righteous strikes." "Entirely lawful."
December 4, 2025 at 5:55 PM
The war crime apologia and using his law degree to lie his ass off should get him thrown in jail, but wearing a quarter-zip in between his shirt and jacket should get him executed.
The lobby at the office is playing Christmas music and I'm just not ready for that after sliding over roads to work. So instead, it's time for real art:
theonion.com/humanity-sti...
theonion.com/humanity-sti...
December 1, 2025 at 4:00 PM
The lobby at the office is playing Christmas music and I'm just not ready for that after sliding over roads to work. So instead, it's time for real art:
theonion.com/humanity-sti...
theonion.com/humanity-sti...
This is one of my absolute favorite Guys to Remember
Matt Stairs
PH
Debut: 1992 - Retired: 2011
TOR - DET - CHC - MIL - TEX - WSN - OAK - BOS - PIT - SDP - KCR - PHI
PH
Debut: 1992 - Retired: 2011
TOR - DET - CHC - MIL - TEX - WSN - OAK - BOS - PIT - SDP - KCR - PHI
Matt Stairs at baseball-reference.com
Career stats of Matt Stairs
baseball-reference.com
December 1, 2025 at 5:09 AM
This is one of my absolute favorite Guys to Remember
Pretty sure Mahomes just had a faceful of sunlight and couldn't see anything
November 27, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Pretty sure Mahomes just had a faceful of sunlight and couldn't see anything
My official Thanksgiving pie rankings:
1. Hot
2. Cold
That is all.
1. Hot
2. Cold
That is all.
November 26, 2025 at 5:46 AM
My official Thanksgiving pie rankings:
1. Hot
2. Cold
That is all.
1. Hot
2. Cold
That is all.