Caroline-of-the-Cornfields
@ahoycaroline.com
Marketing, writing, dog person, rosé is underrated. Midwestern. Fashion, politics, history, psychology, putting sand in the gears of patriarchy, etc.
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I’m partial to my dad on this one, but do appreciate it was a faux pas 😂
November 25, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I’m partial to my dad on this one, but do appreciate it was a faux pas 😂
I find all stuffing meh. He was doing the Lord’s work!
November 25, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I find all stuffing meh. He was doing the Lord’s work!
If looks could kill, yes. DOA.
November 25, 2025 at 3:12 AM
If looks could kill, yes. DOA.
My mother-in-law, as a pure formality, offered my dad a taste of her stuffing, so that he could praise it & proclaim it perfect.
Oblivious, he said, “Oh yes, that’s good, just needs a tad more oregano, maybe some coriander, a little salt…” and to her horror, proceeded to empty the spice cabinet.
Oblivious, he said, “Oh yes, that’s good, just needs a tad more oregano, maybe some coriander, a little salt…” and to her horror, proceeded to empty the spice cabinet.
November 25, 2025 at 12:29 AM
My mother-in-law, as a pure formality, offered my dad a taste of her stuffing, so that he could praise it & proclaim it perfect.
Oblivious, he said, “Oh yes, that’s good, just needs a tad more oregano, maybe some coriander, a little salt…” and to her horror, proceeded to empty the spice cabinet.
Oblivious, he said, “Oh yes, that’s good, just needs a tad more oregano, maybe some coriander, a little salt…” and to her horror, proceeded to empty the spice cabinet.
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These guys have never had to do any of that kind of difficult or gross stuff so of course AI is mostly a way to address their own lack of an inner life.
November 24, 2025 at 2:29 PM
These guys have never had to do any of that kind of difficult or gross stuff so of course AI is mostly a way to address their own lack of an inner life.
Just ordered our closed circuit door camera to get off the Ring system 💪
November 24, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Just ordered our closed circuit door camera to get off the Ring system 💪
Our 14yo started with the Hozier acoustic cover and I played the original for her. At first, she was slightly scandalized by the aforementioned tension, but now loves it.
November 24, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Our 14yo started with the Hozier acoustic cover and I played the original for her. At first, she was slightly scandalized by the aforementioned tension, but now loves it.
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Direct hit
Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
November 24, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Direct hit
I’m amazed at people who enjoy being angry. It’s rare for me to feel truly mad and I Do Not Enjoy It.
November 20, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I’m amazed at people who enjoy being angry. It’s rare for me to feel truly mad and I Do Not Enjoy It.
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It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
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Treating 15-year-old girls as “women” erases the reality of childhood and can normalize sexualization of minors.
That Fox News graphic is not just sloppy, it’s dangerous.
Let’s be clear: 15-year-old girls are NOT women.
Biologically, they are adolescent.👇
That Fox News graphic is not just sloppy, it’s dangerous.
Let’s be clear: 15-year-old girls are NOT women.
Biologically, they are adolescent.👇
November 17, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Treating 15-year-old girls as “women” erases the reality of childhood and can normalize sexualization of minors.
That Fox News graphic is not just sloppy, it’s dangerous.
Let’s be clear: 15-year-old girls are NOT women.
Biologically, they are adolescent.👇
That Fox News graphic is not just sloppy, it’s dangerous.
Let’s be clear: 15-year-old girls are NOT women.
Biologically, they are adolescent.👇
Was on a trip last week and just realized I TOTALLY MISSED a very good friend’s birthday
The ADHD guilt of dropping balls is the worst 😔
Not even sure if I should address it now… almost a week late. UGH.
The ADHD guilt of dropping balls is the worst 😔
Not even sure if I should address it now… almost a week late. UGH.
November 18, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Was on a trip last week and just realized I TOTALLY MISSED a very good friend’s birthday
The ADHD guilt of dropping balls is the worst 😔
Not even sure if I should address it now… almost a week late. UGH.
The ADHD guilt of dropping balls is the worst 😔
Not even sure if I should address it now… almost a week late. UGH.
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Send Every Billionaire To The North Pole On A Wooden Ship
we need to return to sending useless rich boys on deadly expeditions
November 13, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Send Every Billionaire To The North Pole On A Wooden Ship
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Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.
November 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.
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Can none of these millionaires sex criminals write in full sentences? Have you heard of paragraphs? Punctuation? No wonder ChatGPT sounds like a genius to these clowns.
November 13, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Can none of these millionaires sex criminals write in full sentences? Have you heard of paragraphs? Punctuation? No wonder ChatGPT sounds like a genius to these clowns.
“I’ve never seen a president, former or current…”
Expert troll video editing right there.
Expert troll video editing right there.
Ahead of Veterans Day, I was honored to welcome a flight of veterans and their families as they arrived in DC.
November 11, 2025 at 2:33 PM
“I’ve never seen a president, former or current…”
Expert troll video editing right there.
Expert troll video editing right there.
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How long till we learn American, United & Delta worked the phones on Senate Dems?
November 10, 2025 at 4:41 AM
How long till we learn American, United & Delta worked the phones on Senate Dems?
Conspiracy theory: Obama is up to something (favorable).
November 7, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Conspiracy theory: Obama is up to something (favorable).
Can confirm from Indiana.
November 5, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Can confirm from Indiana.
I received the link to the Mamdani acceptance speech at 4:39am from a Dutch friend who was elated to follow the news and watch the whole thing from Amsterdam.
That’s so wild to me!
That’s so wild to me!
November 5, 2025 at 1:05 PM
I received the link to the Mamdani acceptance speech at 4:39am from a Dutch friend who was elated to follow the news and watch the whole thing from Amsterdam.
That’s so wild to me!
That’s so wild to me!
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There are more of us than there are of them.
November 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
There are more of us than there are of them.
Ha!! No worries, I do that too. I didn’t see it for a whole seven minutes anyway.
November 2, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Ha!! No worries, I do that too. I didn’t see it for a whole seven minutes anyway.
It’s great to see Obama out stumping for governors because 1) love to see people with influence actually DOING something besides selling a book and 2) it’s going to annoy all the right people to no end!
November 2, 2025 at 1:11 PM
It’s great to see Obama out stumping for governors because 1) love to see people with influence actually DOING something besides selling a book and 2) it’s going to annoy all the right people to no end!