Aipilosse 🐍
@aipilosse.bsky.social
Elf-enthusiast, Tolkien nerd, dog person 🧝♂️💎🐩 She/her🪼An adult who posts and interacts with adult things
Last tongue out Tuesday for the best boy. We had to say goodbye to Pippin yesterday. If there's a doggy afterlife I know he's snoozing in the sun on the softest grass.
December 16, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Last tongue out Tuesday for the best boy. We had to say goodbye to Pippin yesterday. If there's a doggy afterlife I know he's snoozing in the sun on the softest grass.
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At the risk of sounding stupid this kind of thing is why I post about writing porn when I write porn. When they slam the Internet shut on porn it's sex and sexuality they're trying to stifle; they're foreclosing on the possibility of adults being free people, and it behooves antifascists to say so.
The link between sexual repression and militarism is becoming clearer by the day.
Galloway blames OnlyFans for loneliness, depression, small business closures, extremism, tyranny and *checks notes* impending societal extinction.
His solution? Mandatory national service.
Galloway blames OnlyFans for loneliness, depression, small business closures, extremism, tyranny and *checks notes* impending societal extinction.
His solution? Mandatory national service.
Scott Galloway: OnlyFans is the billion-dollar symptom of a loneliness pandemic
The most unstable, violent societies have one thing in common: lonely young men. We are producing millions of them, writes Scott Galloway
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December 13, 2025 at 10:58 PM
At the risk of sounding stupid this kind of thing is why I post about writing porn when I write porn. When they slam the Internet shut on porn it's sex and sexuality they're trying to stifle; they're foreclosing on the possibility of adults being free people, and it behooves antifascists to say so.
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3. Tthus, I believe that the real flowering of Elven law happened in the early 2nd Age under Gil-galad, sparked by increased contact with humans, more integration of disparate Elven groups (including different groups with Noldorin elements), and the events of the First Age.
December 5, 2025 at 8:51 PM
3. Tthus, I believe that the real flowering of Elven law happened in the early 2nd Age under Gil-galad, sparked by increased contact with humans, more integration of disparate Elven groups (including different groups with Noldorin elements), and the events of the First Age.
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Enjoy some Elrond in his ‘dead wife montage’ era, ie some fanart for ‘the years start coming and they don’t start coming’ by lonelyvisitor aka The Fic of All Time 🫶🏽 #silmarillion
December 10, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Enjoy some Elrond in his ‘dead wife montage’ era, ie some fanart for ‘the years start coming and they don’t start coming’ by lonelyvisitor aka The Fic of All Time 🫶🏽 #silmarillion
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Everyone imitates Tolkien all the time except when it comes to the one way it would really matter: making the protagonist of your novel for children a short, fat, 50-year-old man who doesn't want to do anything.
December 9, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Everyone imitates Tolkien all the time except when it comes to the one way it would really matter: making the protagonist of your novel for children a short, fat, 50-year-old man who doesn't want to do anything.
Every time I didn't think my hate could grow, it does
RFK Jr: "All of the ingenuity of corporate America has not produced an infant formula that is superior in nutrition and all the qualities that we want to the infant formula that God made, which is the infant formula in a mother's breast."
December 8, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Every time I didn't think my hate could grow, it does
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I CAN POST ELF TITS HERE? ELF TITS WITHOUT BEING SENT TO HORNY JAIL?
Enjoy a commissioned painting of Melian the Maia, in a mock-classical style, ie What Thingol Saw and Decided To Stay For, artistic nudity warning. #Silmarillion
More: www.balrogballs.tumblr.com
Enjoy a commissioned painting of Melian the Maia, in a mock-classical style, ie What Thingol Saw and Decided To Stay For, artistic nudity warning. #Silmarillion
More: www.balrogballs.tumblr.com
December 1, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I CAN POST ELF TITS HERE? ELF TITS WITHOUT BEING SENT TO HORNY JAIL?
Enjoy a commissioned painting of Melian the Maia, in a mock-classical style, ie What Thingol Saw and Decided To Stay For, artistic nudity warning. #Silmarillion
More: www.balrogballs.tumblr.com
Enjoy a commissioned painting of Melian the Maia, in a mock-classical style, ie What Thingol Saw and Decided To Stay For, artistic nudity warning. #Silmarillion
More: www.balrogballs.tumblr.com
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what the valar call glorfindel
Ok I'll bite: what is elf on a shelf
December 2, 2025 at 4:02 AM
what the valar call glorfindel
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Idk how this app works but I just want to show my art to more ppl! Here is Melian from the Silmarillion (Tolkien)
December 1, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Idk how this app works but I just want to show my art to more ppl! Here is Melian from the Silmarillion (Tolkien)
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“NO DWARVES IN MY FOREST 😡”
“Your wife is hot.”
“…THIS ONE DWARF WITH IMPECCABLE TASTE CAN STAY.”
“Your wife is hot.”
“…THIS ONE DWARF WITH IMPECCABLE TASTE CAN STAY.”
October 25, 2024 at 3:22 PM
“NO DWARVES IN MY FOREST 😡”
“Your wife is hot.”
“…THIS ONE DWARF WITH IMPECCABLE TASTE CAN STAY.”
“Your wife is hot.”
“…THIS ONE DWARF WITH IMPECCABLE TASTE CAN STAY.”
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November the 30th: Elrond x Celebrían
Count the birds:
#tolkien #silmarillion #jrrtolkien #elrond #elrondperedhel #celebrian #elrondxcelebrian #celrond #tolkienart #silmart #tolkienfanart #silmfanart #fantasy #elves
Join the Advent & Yule calendar games on Tumblr for a drawing! Rules/Link in reply:
Count the birds:
#tolkien #silmarillion #jrrtolkien #elrond #elrondperedhel #celebrian #elrondxcelebrian #celrond #tolkienart #silmart #tolkienfanart #silmfanart #fantasy #elves
Join the Advent & Yule calendar games on Tumblr for a drawing! Rules/Link in reply:
November 30, 2025 at 8:18 PM
November the 30th: Elrond x Celebrían
Count the birds:
#tolkien #silmarillion #jrrtolkien #elrond #elrondperedhel #celebrian #elrondxcelebrian #celrond #tolkienart #silmart #tolkienfanart #silmfanart #fantasy #elves
Join the Advent & Yule calendar games on Tumblr for a drawing! Rules/Link in reply:
Count the birds:
#tolkien #silmarillion #jrrtolkien #elrond #elrondperedhel #celebrian #elrondxcelebrian #celrond #tolkienart #silmart #tolkienfanart #silmfanart #fantasy #elves
Join the Advent & Yule calendar games on Tumblr for a drawing! Rules/Link in reply:
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One of the best worldbuilding guides you can read is Tolkien's notes on translation, where he talks about the fact that *everything* you write is in practice being translated into English; is is no more anachronistic to use the word "September" than it is use the word "sword" or "house" or "hello".
Not sure how I feel when a book tells me that instead of "12 months" they have "10 arcs," which are each 40 days long, and they all have names like Blossomarc, Flamearc Snowarc,.... I appreciate the world building, but couldnt we have just kept the calendar the same?
November 30, 2025 at 4:20 AM
One of the best worldbuilding guides you can read is Tolkien's notes on translation, where he talks about the fact that *everything* you write is in practice being translated into English; is is no more anachronistic to use the word "September" than it is use the word "sword" or "house" or "hello".
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Everyone stop, this is important
July 7, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Everyone stop, this is important
Very few phrases set my teeth on edge as quickly as 'gentle reminder'.
November 30, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Very few phrases set my teeth on edge as quickly as 'gentle reminder'.
Formulating an ethics of hot dogs, drawing lines between the Costco court, and the motivating power of free hot dogs on the Bears
November 29, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Formulating an ethics of hot dogs, drawing lines between the Costco court, and the motivating power of free hot dogs on the Bears
Cackling madly as I add Bruce Springsteen, Tchaikovsky, and Run DMC to my Christmas playlist
November 29, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Cackling madly as I add Bruce Springsteen, Tchaikovsky, and Run DMC to my Christmas playlist
If you see this post an anime you love
November 26, 2025 at 1:50 PM
If you see this post an anime you love
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RFK Jr. Denies Ever Laying Eggs In Olivia Nuzzi https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-denies-ever-laying-eggs-in-olivia-nuzzi/
November 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
RFK Jr. Denies Ever Laying Eggs In Olivia Nuzzi https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-denies-ever-laying-eggs-in-olivia-nuzzi/
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Ever since Pope Leo ascended to the chair of St. Peter the Bears are 7-3
Coincidence?? I think not
Coincidence?? I think not
November 17, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Ever since Pope Leo ascended to the chair of St. Peter the Bears are 7-3
Coincidence?? I think not
Coincidence?? I think not
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November 15, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Just give the President some gold so he can keep hoarding it and displaying it in his golden lair where he spends most of his time sleeping, the President is Smaug, it’s fine, America wanted Smaug as President, it’s what they voted for
November 15, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Just give the President some gold so he can keep hoarding it and displaying it in his golden lair where he spends most of his time sleeping, the President is Smaug, it’s fine, America wanted Smaug as President, it’s what they voted for
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In the century leading up to 1975, nearly 6000 freighters went down in the Great Lakes.
The Edmund Fitzgerald was the last.
The last. In 50 years, not a single commercial freighter has been lost in the Great Lakes.
Why?
It's NOAA. Of course it's NOAA.
The Edmund Fitzgerald was the last.
The last. In 50 years, not a single commercial freighter has been lost in the Great Lakes.
Why?
It's NOAA. Of course it's NOAA.
November 11, 2025 at 1:50 AM
In the century leading up to 1975, nearly 6000 freighters went down in the Great Lakes.
The Edmund Fitzgerald was the last.
The last. In 50 years, not a single commercial freighter has been lost in the Great Lakes.
Why?
It's NOAA. Of course it's NOAA.
The Edmund Fitzgerald was the last.
The last. In 50 years, not a single commercial freighter has been lost in the Great Lakes.
Why?
It's NOAA. Of course it's NOAA.