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Akuji Lorelaÿ
@akujilorelay.bsky.social
85 followers 36 following 650 posts
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh idk leftist and a professional yearner ig. Also, a horse.
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Akuji Lorelaÿ @akujilorelay.bsky.social · May 12
Stop getting gyno surgery let me suck on them tittiessssssss
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zach silberberg @zachsilberberg.bsky.social · 1h
clocked immediately by new coworker
slack message that reads I can't believe I get to work with the guy who still can't believe they bought that freakin' zoo!
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Akuji Lorelaÿ @akujilorelay.bsky.social · 15h
Uh huh huhhhhhhhh what whyyy what’s happening to meeeeee ahhhh 😭😭
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Akuji Lorelaÿ @akujilorelay.bsky.social · 15h
It was not a rape joke it was a nonsensical joke 😭😭😭 I feel like I have to clarify
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Akuji Lorelaÿ @akujilorelay.bsky.social · 15h
He’s trying to plan trips with me…. Ughhhhhhh oh lord I’m gonna have his kids ahhhhhhhh
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Ela Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (Very scary) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 19h
anyone else read /hj as /handjob in stead of /halfjoking?
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Akuji Lorelaÿ @akujilorelay.bsky.social · 16h
We were talking about seahorses / getting men gregnant ftr
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Akuji Lorelaÿ @akujilorelay.bsky.social · 18h
“Your sex crime era is only one buttgina away” - a man I’m talking to
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exfauna @poisonjr.bsky.social · 20h
Don't worry I am your sexy defender on twitch dot tv. Im goi g to save you on twitch dot tv
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Ela Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (Very scary) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 1d
"reject the false god of penetration, sex is something you do with your teeth" is fun in concept but I think 𝘣𝘰𝘵𝘩 are hot

This is why, in this essay, The Divine Vagina Dentata, I will,,
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Christine @searambo.bsky.social · 2d
Woof or something.
Dog with a smile in a grow. Text reads Switching jobs from service dog to drug sniffing dog is the best decision I ever made. Oh yeah, woof, or something.
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Eryq Ouithaqueue @eryq.bsky.social · 3d
On the way to No Kings at NIH.
Me dressed as a plague doctor, holding a sign that says "Plague Doctors and Gravediggers love Anti-Vaxx Leaders"
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𝕲𝖆𝖊𝖙𝖆𝖓𝖔 @gmf1369.bsky.social · 2d
#GVerse #NoKings #USNavy #Hooyah 🇺🇸⚓
This is Antifa!
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Ela Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (Very scary) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 2d
I'm sure it's good but good lord can we make these adult cartoons actually look good or are we allergic to that
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𝕲𝖆𝖊𝖙𝖆𝖓𝖔 @gmf1369.bsky.social · 3d
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thatcoolblue.bsky.social
Cruelboof 💙☁️🐺🎃 @thatcoolblue.bsky.social · 2d
"Waldorf, you support trans rights, don'tcha?"
"Of course I do, Statler!"
"That's good, 'cause I sure hope they transition to a better act! DOHOHOHOHOHO!!"
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Ela Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (Very scary) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 2d
"Skirt go spinny?"
"I'd prefer it if skirt go home!! BOHOHOHOHOHO!!"
mithryl.bsky.social EEYikes, Its Mithryl!!! @mithryl.bsky.social · 2d
statler and waldorf critiquing my gender performance
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S.E.E. Danesti @seedanesti.com · 3d
No Kings posts are being down ranked and profiles sharing them are being shadow banned on Threads.
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Ela Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (Very scary) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 2d
I support war criminal lesbians in theory I just think they'd be bad for the community
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 2d
Wes Anderson
Alex looks at her phone and says "it's kinda odd this guy listed his enjoyment of Wes Anderson on his Grindr profile." She leans in close and says "ooo, he sent me a dick photograph." The dick is centred in a square frame. The wall paper in the room has a whimsical checkerboard pattern. It is wreathed by paintings, bookshelves and vases. A cat stretches on the floor.
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Antifa (actual) @antifaactual.bsky.social · 3d
All meetings are moved outside today, to honor not having a king. Enjoy the weather.
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Devin's Barn Cat @devinsbarncat.bsky.social · 3d
Frogtifa standing by
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Sista 𓅓 @sista.bsky.social · 3d
Don't forget today's meeting at 3 pm in the antifa headquarters
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Phil Says Free Palestine @necron99.bsky.social · 3d
The famous @dril tweet reading "blocked. blocked. blocked. youre all blocked. none of you are free of sin"
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Ciara | Ciaraíoch 🎨 @ciaraioch.bsky.social · 4d
It is a special kind of cruelty to neither own a dog nor have any friends within a commutable distance that own a dog you can visit. There should be state-allocated dogs for petting in such trying circumstances.
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exfauna @poisonjr.bsky.social · 5d
*taps you on the shoulder* I'm you now.
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