Akuji Lorelaÿ
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Akuji Lorelaÿ
@akujilorelay.bsky.social
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Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh idk leftist and a professional yearner ig. Also, a horse.
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Stop getting gyno surgery let me suck on them tittiessssssss
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clocked immediately by new coworker
Uh huh huhhhhhhhh what whyyy what’s happening to meeeeee ahhhh 😭😭
It was not a rape joke it was a nonsensical joke 😭😭😭 I feel like I have to clarify
He’s trying to plan trips with me…. Ughhhhhhh oh lord I’m gonna have his kids ahhhhhhhh
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anyone else read /hj as /handjob in stead of /halfjoking?
We were talking about seahorses / getting men gregnant ftr
“Your sex crime era is only one buttgina away” - a man I’m talking to
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Don't worry I am your sexy defender on twitch dot tv. Im goi g to save you on twitch dot tv
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"reject the false god of penetration, sex is something you do with your teeth" is fun in concept but I think 𝘣𝘰𝘵𝘩 are hot

This is why, in this essay, The Divine Vagina Dentata, I will,,
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On the way to No Kings at NIH.
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I'm sure it's good but good lord can we make these adult cartoons actually look good or are we allergic to that
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"Waldorf, you support trans rights, don'tcha?"
"Of course I do, Statler!"
"That's good, 'cause I sure hope they transition to a better act! DOHOHOHOHOHO!!"
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"Skirt go spinny?"
"I'd prefer it if skirt go home!! BOHOHOHOHOHO!!"
statler and waldorf critiquing my gender performance
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No Kings posts are being down ranked and profiles sharing them are being shadow banned on Threads.
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I support war criminal lesbians in theory I just think they'd be bad for the community
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All meetings are moved outside today, to honor not having a king. Enjoy the weather.
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Don't forget today's meeting at 3 pm in the antifa headquarters
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It is a special kind of cruelty to neither own a dog nor have any friends within a commutable distance that own a dog you can visit. There should be state-allocated dogs for petting in such trying circumstances.
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*taps you on the shoulder* I'm you now.