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unalive rosfield

@alacruxe.bsky.social

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🔞 hello my name is g and i like to post normal things about characters voiced by ben starr 💀 old enough to have already gommaged before the start of expedition 33 🛑 untagged spoilers and nsfw. here be dragons ♥️ @flowerfxcker.bsky.social

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unalive rosfield @alacruxe.bsky.social · Aug 31

33 hours in mspaint #expedition33

The back cover of Clair Obscur Expedition 33, totally not edited in any way.

<< COME TO ME VERSO >>
NOW listen to me young man. THE PAINTRESS is TALKING directly into your ear now. I need you to do me a favor. You will do this for me. I need you to go to GAMESTOP and ask the bastard working THE COUNTER if they have BAMBI on ps33.

/ if you come back empty handed you'll be in BIG TROUBLE mister. you will never see the light of day. /

LIST OF THINGS
CRAB ON A BICYCLE
MINNIE MOUSE
CRYBABY CYBERBULLY
MASTER OF SERVING CUNT
INFINITE BATHS
BILLY MAYS AD ON TV
BEAUTIFUL LIAR VERSO DESSENDRE
DISCOVERY CHANNEL
BEAUTIFUL DILDO
DADDY'S CUM
TOUR DE FRANCE

55 Players minimum
55 Gommages later...
Vibration Fibration Sibration
Fonction de vonction pronction
HUHUHU Blurry

peeper
SANDALS REACTIVE
MA'AM TAINT
URL

Maximum Bleat
Wanna Crank it 49 times

TEAM 17+
JUNES
W
BEES
Gamer girls
Blooses and Gooses
Testes
Strong Laughs

! ASS RESTRAINT
VERSO VA DÉCHIRÉ CANVA
MAELLE TRISTESSE DURA
NOA MOURRA
ALICIA VA DÉCHIRÉ CANVA
RENOIR BRISA

taxi men
999
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unalive rosfield @alacruxe.bsky.social · 16h

whatever, i'm sure they'll all be glad to be rid of me when i finally manage to get out of there

unalive rosfield @alacruxe.bsky.social · 16h

also doesn't help that i'm currently covering both my job and another person's job and have been doing so for two good months now, and if i leave i'm saddling my coworker with both that other person's job AND mine

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unalive rosfield @alacruxe.bsky.social · 16h

i would love to get another job, but by the time i'm out of there at the end of the day, i just don't have the energy to search. dealing with upper management in any capacity at my workplace is soul-crushing on a level i cannot begin to describe, and i have to deal with them on a daily basis 🙃

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unalive rosfield @alacruxe.bsky.social · 17h

me: [shuffling through papers] i don't want this life. i don't want this life. i don't want this life. i don't wa

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unalive rosfield @alacruxe.bsky.social · 17h

i am office verso. i go to work and i immediately long for death

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🌱zaku (commissions open!) @zakuchu.bsky.social · 17h

I offer to you this overworked Office Thancred in these trying times...may he nourish your soul 😌👐🧑‍💼
#ffxivart #thancredwaters

3 portraits of Thancred in office attire.

Left: Walking down the street rubbing his neck, exhausted and miffed thinking about getting a drink or a smoke but is reminded about Ryne and Urianger scolding him.

Top Right: Looking at his watch, his phone sandwich between his face and shoulder.

Bottom Right: A piece of toast in this mouth, shirt barely tucked, and hands full with mail and a package while he tries to open a door.

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엑끼 @xggi.bsky.social · 22h

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unalive rosfield @alacruxe.bsky.social · 1d

😂 fair enough!

unalive rosfield @alacruxe.bsky.social · 2d

i don't think i saw a single volunteer all weekend. there were staffers, people helping do tech checks at panels and all that, but no volunteers. it's possible that they just happened to be around only when i wasn't nearby, but it still struck me as odd

unalive rosfield @alacruxe.bsky.social · 2d

there was a frankly startling lack of badge checks at nebkon 2025. it would have been so easy to ghost this con. i didn't see a single person badging panel doors or the vendor hall door the entire weekend long, and one of the panels before one of mine was 18+ but nobody was carded before entry 😬

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unalive rosfield @alacruxe.bsky.social · 2d

should've recorded the shipping trivia panel tbh. oh well. i did at least get the squenix panel recorded

unalive rosfield @alacruxe.bsky.social · 3d

we bought buzzers for the shipping trivia panel and now have been randomly smacking them at opportune moments around the house. very good purchase

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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 3d

"Fresh", sealed copies of Super Mario RPG actually have a unique title screen. This screen is lost permanently on that cartridge after playing and saving just once, and can not be restored without tinkering with the cartridge or waiting decades for the save battery to run out.

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Jun @hnjun.bsky.social · 3d

🍎

#wolgraha #FF14 #FFXIV

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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 3d

These people are sadistic wannabe dictators who enjoy other people dying, and I’m tired of people not saying what they are happy to admit

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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 3d

Tens of millions of people are set to lose food stamps in weeks and conservatives are celebrating it right in the open on social media. They’re gleeful about starving children, literally saying “fuck them kids.” Yet another reason that “pro-life” is a misnomer. They’re loudly pro-death

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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 3d

imagine explaining a $1.3 million bill for medical care to somebody who lives in a country where people aren't required to do things like ration their insulin.

ACA being better than what we had before is a different statement than saying it is a good and durable health care policy regime

John Pfaff @johnpfaff.bsky.social · 3d

Are we doing "The ACA Sucks" Discourse again?

I'm going to guess most people hating on it from the left have never received a hospital bill the size of book; I put the apple there for scale.

That's the $1.3 million bill my kid incurred in his first ~94 days. Why does that make me respect the ACA?

A giant stack of papers, about 1/2 the size of an apple, on a counter.

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여백ㆍ黎帛 @temp38t.bsky.social · 8d

#FFXIV #Lahabrea

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Vogel 💜 @vogelspinne.bsky.social · Mar 24

Sharing some old Hythlo art on this patch day eve 💅
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#hytlodaeus #ffxiv #vogelart

An illustration of FFXIV Hythlodeaus decadently lounging in a chair, glass of wine in hand while his other suggestively toys with some of the sheer robe he's wearing. His pose and expression is flirtatious.

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unalive rosfield @alacruxe.bsky.social · 3d

he is such a friendly boy. just adores people

unalive rosfield @alacruxe.bsky.social · 3d

koana made a new friend this weekend and @winduplynxie.bsky.social now has a godchild

Photo of a domestic shorthair cat sitting on a person's lap and getting lovings. His eyes are closed and his ears are relaxed in contentment.

Another photo of the same cat in the same lap. He has his head lifted for cheek and chest rubs.

Photo of the same cat on the same lap. He is stretched out across the person's legs as he relaxes. One of his back legs is hanging off comically behind him.

Photo of the same cat and the same human. The cat is sitting up against the human's thigh as he gets head rubs. His front paws are crossed and the back half of his body is folded up underneath him.

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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 3d

As spouse points out, this should literally be an ad for the DNC blacksky.community/profile/did:...

Jonathan Edwards @jonathanreports.bsky.social · 3d

Scoop: Trump has started demolishing the White House's East Wing facade to build his ballroom. The president had claimed construction of the $250 million building wouldn’t ‘interfere’ with the existing White House structure. /W @ddiamond.bsky.social wapo.st/4hqBNiU

White House begins demolishing East Wing facade to build Trump’s ballroom

The president had claimed construction of the $250 million ballroom wouldn’t ‘interfere’ with the existing White House structure.

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David Mack @davidmackau.bsky.social · 3d

kinda bad that half the internet runs via one company. would be great if we had some sort of federal trade commission who could theoretically stop monopolies like that from happening. pipe dreams!

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Ninjin @hambunninjin.bsky.social · 3d

Also here’s my illustration for #plantwood zine
#trigun

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unalive rosfield @alacruxe.bsky.social · 3d

i would say i could just dress up and take some at any time, but it took me over four hours to get ready last time, so idk about that