Alden
alden.bsky.social
Alden
@alden.bsky.social
any pronouns
distance runner
30
bad at computers but does computer for job
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GLASHEEN: Antifa is our primary concern right now. That's the most immediate violent threat we're facing

BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered?

GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now

THOMPSON: What does that mean?
December 11, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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October 5, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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Here's a sketch of sailor Jupiter as a fantasy knight I did:

#sailormoon
December 3, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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A statement on covenants with the Machine Devil
December 10, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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December 10, 2025 at 6:55 AM
legend of zelda but make link a trans lesbian
December 10, 2025 at 10:40 PM
hyper-specific customized voice training that passes as female but also lets you sing like Neil Fallon if you want to
December 10, 2025 at 6:23 PM
democrats will get offended when you say you dont trust them not to throw trans people under the bus and then in the next breath talk about "hearing out both sides" and "taking a bipartisan approach"
December 9, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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ASRIEL VS DESS PART 1 (0/10)
#DELTARUNE
September 19, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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why was he serving so much cunt
December 9, 2025 at 6:55 AM
many people experience unskippable cutscenes that play when you leave your parents house where they try to give you baking mix that expired in 2017
December 8, 2025 at 3:48 PM
thinking about how my mom was once unprompted like "yeah we had you signed up to be tested for autism but we forgot about the appointment and missed it" and now denies she ever said that lol
December 8, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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❯ GET RIGHT.

ffm.to/rightphory
December 5, 2025 at 7:29 PM
if you need me i'll be at
December 1, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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this box of bulbs sprouted through their box before i could plant them. life bursts through the seams, breaks out of any shape you try to confine it in, seeks light and nourishment at any cost. however because this is america i'm throwing them in a hole in the ground where they will freeze
November 30, 2025 at 5:28 PM
lil self portrait made with Aseprite
November 25, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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In memory of all our lost transgender friends and neighbours.
20th November, The Transgender Day of Remembrance
亡くなった全てのトランスジェンダーの同胞たちを偲んで。
11月20日、トランスジェンダー追悼の日
November 20, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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It’s transgender awareness week, so if you weren’t already aware, you are transgender
November 16, 2025 at 10:04 PM
kinda insane how good She Wolf - Shakira (2009) is
November 16, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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?????? dashare.zone ADMIN
November 14, 2025 at 10:53 PM
i think the "oh i thought you were younger" thing isnt that I dont look 30 - I think I absolutely look 30. I think what happens is that people have somehow got it in their brains that 30 is ancient and you start looking "old" by then
November 13, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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every few years it's revealed that the NYT was sitting on information about some horrific thing that public knowledge of would have changed the country's course and for some reason a ton of people still give them money. you can play those games on other sites
November 12, 2025 at 10:41 PM
wile e coyote ass president
Jeffrey Epstein in 2015: "Have them ask my houseman about donald almost walking through the door leaving his nose print on the glass as young women were swimming in the pool and he was so focused he walked straight into the door."
November 13, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.

Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM