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Alewyfe | 🎃 Kitchen👻Wytchin' 🍂 @alewyfe.bsky.social · May 15

Noticing another uptick in fake AI slop food accounts on here... Some link to fake "blogs" with untested recipes and AI photos, others just follow-farm or spam food feeds. I drop all of these into a mod list if you want a one-stop block list that I update whenever I find new ones.

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Danielle Gembala @ddmgembala.bsky.social · 1h

I can see the diss now: Magical Absurdism and Global Anti-Authoritarian Resistance: How the Mud Wizard, Inflatable Frogs, and Etsy Witches Altered Global Reality in Existential Crises Era.

Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 10h

Future historians: As their computers ate and destroyed all their languages we can only assume that what happened was magic became real and that's how they defeated global genocidal fascism

On the left, the German Mud Wizard in their druid cloak pushes a German riot cops who is already stuck in the mud. On the left are 3 Portland Antifa frogs in green inflatable cartoonish costumes and one black frog with white frog bones on him like the antifa frog skeleton.

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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 10h

Future historians: As their computers ate and destroyed all their languages we can only assume that what happened was magic became real and that's how they defeated global genocidal fascism

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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 5h

“We can give $20 billion to Argentina but we can’t afford the CDC’s measles experts” is a hell of an argument

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Alewyfe | 🎃 Kitchen👻Wytchin' 🍂 @alewyfe.bsky.social · 4h

ope forgot the food feed tags so you get another photo to feed the feed tax 🍽️🍜🌶️

jars of pickled jalapeno strips with sliced onions and carrots. the pint canning jars are sitting on a blue kitchen towel with stripes. alewyfe.com watermark in lower right corner.

Alewyfe | 🎃 Kitchen👻Wytchin' 🍂 @alewyfe.bsky.social · 5h

recipe link (it's easy, you can do it!) www.alewyfe.com/canning-pick...

CANNING: Taqueria-Style Pickled Jalapenos & Carrots (Jalapenos y Zanhorias Encurtidas) - ALEWYFE

You can make homemade pickled jalapeno peppers and carrots just like the ones...

www.alewyfe.com

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Alewyfe | 🎃 Kitchen👻Wytchin' 🍂 @alewyfe.bsky.social · 5h

I, uh, know there's a lot going on so I'm not going to make puns about democracy in a pickle or whatever *you're welcome?
but go make some pickled peppers and feed your comrades, eh? no lame bland tacos in the revolution, etc
(also, ICE must be destroyed, love your neighbors out there y'all)

a pot of pickling brine with a ladle, in front of a bunch of jars of jalapenos, onions, & carrots about to get pickled. one of the jars has a red plastic wide-mouth funnel in the top. alewyfe.com watermark.

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☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · 1d

I have friends (of christ) everywhere

unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 1d

Chanting, "we are the body of Christ! The body of Christ will be free!"

This crowd has swelled considerably. Few hundred here now.

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Sith_art aka A’ine! 🏳️‍⚧️ @sith-art.bsky.social · 11h

Like the BIGGEST danger of Generative AI, particularly in Journalism, isn’t in it’s ability to fabricate lies, its instead a side-effect of that: that people will doubt the truth, even when presented hard evidence. AI is pushing us toward a dangerous cultural psychosis, where reality doesn’t exist.

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unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 7h

Religious leaders here are not mincing words. They have repeatedly used the word "evil."

"Detention and deportation are acts that wound the body of Christ, and deny the dignity of God's people."

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nilay patel @reckless.bsky.social · 6h

It was @sarahjeong.bsky.social and we’ve been pounding this drum for years - especially since all the promises of metadata to prove images are real have gone nowhere www.theverge.com/2024/8/22/24...

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Tim @beertheist.bsky.social · 7h

The replies to this are a sad example is why the left has such a hard time being a united front. Advocate for vegan diets, but be real. Hunting is legal, normal, and when done sustainably good for the environment (preventing overpopulation). Worry about trophy hunting and poaching

Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 8h

Bird down.

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Aaron Cynic @aaroncynic.bsky.social · 8h

Chat is it bad when armed agents of the state show up to a person's home for criticizing a government official and the response from other government officials is "we've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas?"

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Preorder Read This When Things Fall Apart @mskellymhayes.bsky.social · 10h

They're talking about killing leftist activists. They're talking about murdering people organizing in defense of immigrant communities, doing mutual aid work, and protesting their violence. They are talking about murdering people like me and my friends. We must do more than acknowledge it's fascism.

Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 3d

My gosh. After the US bombed multiple boats in the middle of the ocean, murdering people on grounds that they were allegedly "carrying drugs," the US Attorney General says "Just like we did with cartels, we're going to take the same approach, President Trump, with Antifa."

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STABITHA🔪🔪🔪 @crabitha.slutmo.de · 2d

some jealous bitch who could never serve this much of it

johnny cash looking cunty af in thigh high boots

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Scenic_Decay @scenicdecay.bsky.social · 1d

Ya see, dis' is why you need a labor agreement for all projects. You need to get a couple two tree guys on a roof without an OSHA violation, you gotta have a competent foreman out der.

The People's Fabric @peoplesfabric.com · 1d

ISP really wants to get an elevated look here but they’ve been struggling to figure this out for almost ten minutes.

One protesters yells, “I’m certified if you need help.”

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Costa Samaras @costasamaras.com · 1d

Picture how big the Hoover Dam is. An absolute unit. The Hoover Dam has a power capacity of 2 gigawatts (GW).

The solar farm that the Admin just cancelled could have produces 6.2 GW of power. That's more than 3 Hoover Dams.

jael holzman @jael.bsky.social · 1d

SCOOP: The Bureau of Land Management says the largest solar project in Nevada — the Esmeralda 7 mega-farm — has been canceled

The news was quietly dropped via a sudden website update with no public word from any of the companies involved or a statement from the agency

@heatmap.news

Esmeralda 7 Solar Project Has Been Canceled, BLM Says

It would have delivered a gargantuan 6.2 gigawatts of power.

heatmap.news

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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 2d

There’s no such thing as “Antifa,” at least not as an actual organized institution, but repressive measures of the kind the regime is doing will certainly create one

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Chris Steller @chrissteller.bsky.social · 2d

(Just so it's clear, this skeet was posted **three days** before László Krasznahorkai won the Nobel Prize for Literature)

Klaproth @klaproth.bsky.social · 6d

SWIFT: Trav, honey?
KELCE: (looks up from first edition Krazsnahorkai in original Hungarian) (pauses rare Steve Reich LP, Japanese pressing) Yes?
SWIFT: What rhymes with "thighs"?
KELCE: Hmm. "Belies," perhaps?
SWIFT: (under her breath) Oh for fuck's sake

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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 1d

Print! Distribute! Stick 'em in Little Free Libraries, put 'em on giveaway tables, pin 'em to community corkboards!

Megan Piontkowski illustration @meganpiont.bsky.social · 1d

Get your zines here:

drive.google.com/drive/folder...

SALUTE zines **BE SURE TO PRINT AT 100%!** - Google Drive

drive.google.com

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Based and Superstructured @greeshmcqueen.bsky.social · 1d

This is a Narthex

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Based and Superstructured @greeshmcqueen.bsky.social · 1d

Mid Century Lutheran retreat ass house

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The Louvre of Bluesky @thelouvreof.bsky.social · 1d

Shane McNichol @ontheshanetrain.bsky.social · 1d

New meme format

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nobody @granddad.bsky.social · 2d

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Matty! @mattythemouse.bsky.social · 2d

No, but for real, remember how Obama picked up a Republican healthcare plan, and Republicans called him socialist for it? Remember how Obama deported more people than Trump and Republicans are still like “Democrats are for open borders!”

power to the people on the streets ✊🏼 @strivingally.bsky.social · 2d

Dems need to understand this.

Not a single criticism Republicans level at them is ever made in good faith.

Therefore it’s impossible to compromise, placate them, or gain their respect.

They hate you for existing & they’ll call you communist extremists regardless of how hard you reach out to them.

Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 3d

“They’re all Antifa now”

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John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 2d

ME: Now Mom, just remember, there's a lot of disinformation and AI in your social feed and your friends' Facebook.
MOM: I know! My friend sent me this crazy post where someone used AI to make an image of a giant frog fighting Army troops!
ME: ... okay, no, that one's ... goddamit, Portland.

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