alexandxor
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Just realized that the flash fiction prompt I suggested 2 Sundays ago for my writing critique group was "Do I have to be here" and then I didn't show up last Sunday. Unfortunately hilarious of me.
December 17, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Just realized that the flash fiction prompt I suggested 2 Sundays ago for my writing critique group was "Do I have to be here" and then I didn't show up last Sunday. Unfortunately hilarious of me.
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I love being autistic. Eating probably the 1000th of the same sandwich I’ve gotten in my lifetime from Schlotzsky’s and maybe the 500th bag of Chester’s Hot Fries while watching AnyAustin tell me the amount of trees in Skyrim. What a world.
December 19, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I love being autistic. Eating probably the 1000th of the same sandwich I’ve gotten in my lifetime from Schlotzsky’s and maybe the 500th bag of Chester’s Hot Fries while watching AnyAustin tell me the amount of trees in Skyrim. What a world.
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀soup hat!
⠀⠀soup hat!
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀soup hat!
🎶it's a hat full of soup!🎶
⠀⠀soup hat!
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀soup hat!
🎶it's a hat full of soup!🎶
October 29, 2024 at 12:22 AM
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀soup hat!
⠀⠀soup hat!
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀soup hat!
🎶it's a hat full of soup!🎶
⠀⠀soup hat!
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀soup hat!
🎶it's a hat full of soup!🎶
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a single tomahawk cruise missile is about 9 to 15 penises and is only usable once
a single F-35 is 550 to 727 penises
a single F-35 is 550 to 727 penises
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 18, 2025 at 6:58 PM
a single tomahawk cruise missile is about 9 to 15 penises and is only usable once
a single F-35 is 550 to 727 penises
a single F-35 is 550 to 727 penises
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jd vance was kimpossiblefacts and the piss part was a sex thing
December 13, 2025 at 1:29 AM
jd vance was kimpossiblefacts and the piss part was a sex thing
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call me an achiever the way im doing my bestie
December 18, 2025 at 1:02 PM
call me an achiever the way im doing my bestie
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society if we gave this woman a
Gundam
Gundam
December 18, 2025 at 6:28 PM
society if we gave this woman a
Gundam
Gundam
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"Horseshoe theory" is named after the approximate size and weight of object that has to hit you in the head for you to believe in it
December 18, 2025 at 2:19 PM
"Horseshoe theory" is named after the approximate size and weight of object that has to hit you in the head for you to believe in it
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yeah, i'm growin titties. whatre you gooning to do about it?
December 17, 2025 at 10:31 PM
yeah, i'm growin titties. whatre you gooning to do about it?
call me an achiever the way im doing my bestie
December 18, 2025 at 1:02 PM
call me an achiever the way im doing my bestie
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if the mta sold F/M swap merch they'd be funded for the next decade
December 18, 2025 at 3:50 AM
if the mta sold F/M swap merch they'd be funded for the next decade
i made soup i wish i could share it with you
December 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
i made soup i wish i could share it with you
yeah, i'm growin titties. whatre you gooning to do about it?
December 17, 2025 at 10:31 PM
yeah, i'm growin titties. whatre you gooning to do about it?
heart shaped potato
December 16, 2025 at 11:46 PM
heart shaped potato
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my wife is sold on linux since she found out in kde if you waggle the cursor it starts getting bigger to help you find it but there's no apparent limit to how big it can get
December 14, 2025 at 2:36 AM
my wife is sold on linux since she found out in kde if you waggle the cursor it starts getting bigger to help you find it but there's no apparent limit to how big it can get
finally found a solution to the issue of bitcoin miners and LLMs using too much water. introducing the first server farm cooled entirely with blood
December 14, 2025 at 9:59 PM
finally found a solution to the issue of bitcoin miners and LLMs using too much water. introducing the first server farm cooled entirely with blood
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AUSTIN, TX: Austin Animal Services urgently needs dog fosters and adopters who don't have another dog in the home because they have a highly contagious dog flu on campus and can't exercise the dogs appropriately. Sick dogs will heal faster in homes & unaffected will be safer. Please help if you can!
December 13, 2025 at 6:02 PM
AUSTIN, TX: Austin Animal Services urgently needs dog fosters and adopters who don't have another dog in the home because they have a highly contagious dog flu on campus and can't exercise the dogs appropriately. Sick dogs will heal faster in homes & unaffected will be safer. Please help if you can!
jd vance was kimpossiblefacts and the piss part was a sex thing
December 13, 2025 at 1:29 AM
jd vance was kimpossiblefacts and the piss part was a sex thing
im like if the grungler was a girl
December 13, 2025 at 1:28 AM
im like if the grungler was a girl
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if cishet guys were ACTUALLY "allies" they'd be lining up to donate their prostate. yet they refuse to. why do you think that is?
December 10, 2025 at 9:08 PM
if cishet guys were ACTUALLY "allies" they'd be lining up to donate their prostate. yet they refuse to. why do you think that is?
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anyone doing anything special for 13/12?
December 12, 2025 at 1:38 PM
anyone doing anything special for 13/12?
anyone doing anything special for 13/12?
December 12, 2025 at 1:38 PM
anyone doing anything special for 13/12?
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i just saw this again and misread it as trading rats for caffeinated beverages & i need yall to know that that's true, too
i would trade rants for caffeinated beverages
December 11, 2025 at 12:11 AM
i just saw this again and misread it as trading rats for caffeinated beverages & i need yall to know that that's true, too