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Alexis Boucher
@alexisb82.bsky.social
Just trying to make it to the end of the world. Tampa Bay Lightning, Hockey, Formula 1 (Forza Ferrari & 55), Star Wars, Punk Rock, pro wrestling, and books. She/her Asexual 🖤💀💜
“Alexis, what do you like to read over the holidays?”

It’s become a tradition to read unhinged winter themed smut in December. For example I just read a book titled “Kraved by Krampus.”

It was fine. Definitely not the best smutty Krampus book I’ve read by a long shot though.
December 6, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I saw a TikTok where a cute dog picked Oscar Piastri to win the WDC. So that’s wrapped up. The canine oracle has spoken.
December 6, 2025 at 4:20 AM
BK is an amazing person and such a gifted artist in so many ways. Helping to amplify the signal so her recovery can be a bit easier in this way.
BK is one of my best friends and she was in a horrible motorcycle accident and needs help. She is one of the most brilliant and creative people I've ever met. I know times are tough for us all and even sharing this means a lot and matters.

www.gofundme.com/f/support-br...
Donate to Support Brittany (BK) with Medical and Recovery Expenses, organized by Julie Henderson
Hi friends! I am starting this GoFundMe at the reques… Julie Henderson needs your support for Support Brittany (BK) with Medical and Recovery Expenses
www.gofundme.com
December 5, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Recorded the FP sessions as they were too early or when I was working. The sidebar abbreviation of LEL for Arthur Leclerc.

Should have given us LEC2, cowards.
December 5, 2025 at 10:52 PM
When you have the bandwidth to realize you’ve been a much better friend to someone than they’ve been to you. For a very, very long time.
December 5, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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Victor Hedman leads the post-practice stretch and receives a resounding round of stick taps, pretty good sign he’s ready for a return tomorrow #GoBolts  #TBLightning
December 5, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Will only be calling the Tkachuk brothers the Chucklefucks and other increasingly unhinged nicknames since Matthew thinks “there’s nothing worse than when girls call a player by their nickname” that their teammates call them.
December 5, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Am I Welsh? No.

Have I adored the Mari Lwyd since h learned about the tradition years ago?Well my profile photo has been her for over a year so… yes.
December 5, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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Mae’n Mari Lwyd o’gloch pawb! 🫡 // It’s Mari Lwyd o’clock folks! 🫡

#welshfolklore #digitalart #chwedlaucymraeg
December 1, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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it's advent you know what that means
December 1, 2025 at 8:04 AM
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Saw this on a graphic and I'm gonna be getting a lot of mileage out of it, I can tell
December 5, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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I was looking up the Spengler Cup teams this year and chrome translated IFK Helsinki's website....
December 5, 2025 at 2:16 AM
It looked like the puck incidentally hit Hagel in the arm and deflected from there. Don’t think the goal should be disallowed but who knows at this point
December 5, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Brandon Hagel, you absolute beast
December 5, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Wow what a nice pass by Raddysh to set up Kucherov with that goal
December 5, 2025 at 1:45 AM
AHEM!!! We said NICE SHUTOUT Jarry is having
Hey, @alexisb82.bsky.social awful nice shutout Jarry has going tonight.
December 5, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Nice shutout Jarry is having.
December 5, 2025 at 12:27 AM
When there’s a fight less than 3 minutes into the hockey game
kermit the frog is dancing in a room with a bag of chips .
ALT: kermit the frog is dancing in a room with a bag of chips .
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I really wish that AI slop didn’t fill up every online store these days. I’d love to get a Mari Lwyd shirt for this time of year but all that seems to be readily available is AI.
December 4, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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The USPS is a utility. It can't "post losses" It's not a for profit model. Also Amazon will have to spend billions expanding their shipping network. Those costs will later be pushed onto the consumer. Amazon is doing a predatory pricing model to shut down USPS as a rival, then prices will spike.
🚨SCOOP: Amazon is preparing to sever ties with USPS and expand its shipping network as a true coast-to-coast rival.

It could cost USPS more than *$6 billion* a year in lost revenue, and lead Amazon to dominate yet another facet of the economy.

USPS posted a *$9 billion* loss in 2025.
Amazon explores cutting ties with USPS, building its own delivery network
Amazon looks into expanding its nationwide delivery network and giving up its longstanding partnership with the U.S. Postal Service.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 4, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Spotify has laid off thousands in recent years, while reportedly paying artists $0.003 per stream.

Spotify profits rose 28% in Q3. Its CEO is worth $9.8 billion. It's making money off ICE recruitment ads.

Don't you think it's time put a wrap on corporate greed and exploitation?
December 4, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Apparently HBO fixed the lighting issue in Heated Rivalry. I watched episode 2 for the first time last night and well. I saw plenty just fine so that seems to check out.
December 4, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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Spotify is garbage on every count: Its treatment of artists, its ICE advertising, the CEO's investment in military AI, its leading role in the commodification and AI slopification of music, its terrible audio quality—you name it.

So I quit, and put together a complete guide to getting off Spotify:
How to quit Spotify
This Black Friday, here's a guide to finding the best Spotify alternative
www.bloodinthemachine.com
December 3, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Heated Rivalry episode 2. Let’s goooo
December 4, 2025 at 2:40 AM