Alice Hamilton
@alicehamilton.bsky.social
“Comedian” 🇵🇸
“As a woman with a public profile, I get my own share of threats and abuse, and, unpopular as this opinion may be, I believe the onus is on those of us who feel able to weather the storm, to do so.” - Caroline Criado Perez
“As a woman with a public profile, I get my own share of threats and abuse, and, unpopular as this opinion may be, I believe the onus is on those of us who feel able to weather the storm, to do so.” - Caroline Criado Perez
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Hell yeah, that's the exact age my grandma's heart exploded
Trump, 79, has "cardiac age" of 65-year-old, doctor says reut.rs/4mZNZbu
Trump, 79, has "cardiac age" of 65-year-old, doctor says
Donald Trump was found to be in "exceptional health" in a medical evaluation, the U.S. president's doctor said in a memo released by the White House on Friday, with his "cardiac age" 14 years younger than in "chronological age."
reut.rs
December 4, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Hell yeah, that's the exact age my grandma's heart exploded
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I’m firing my wife tonight before she can do this to me
November 27, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I’m firing my wife tonight before she can do this to me
Happy Thanksgiving 🐿️
November 27, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Happy Thanksgiving 🐿️
this is the dumbest turkey pardoning and it’s already such a stupid thing to do
November 25, 2025 at 5:25 PM
this is the dumbest turkey pardoning and it’s already such a stupid thing to do
stop putting bugs in the salads?
Fast-casual salad chain Sweetgreen is struggling as its traffic and sales continue to fall and it reports millions in losses each quarter.
The company hasn’t figured out how to turn a profit.
The company hasn’t figured out how to turn a profit.
Why Americans are giving up on Sweetgreen
The fast-casual chain Sweetgreen's struggles are worsening.
cnb.cx
November 23, 2025 at 6:56 AM
stop putting bugs in the salads?
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Trump in a room with a very charismatic person results in like half a day of Trump agreeing with everything that person said, so this has the potential to be very, very funny.
Trump says he’s meeting with “communist” Mamdani at the White House on Friday
November 20, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Trump in a room with a very charismatic person results in like half a day of Trump agreeing with everything that person said, so this has the potential to be very, very funny.
new “blacks rule” just dropped
A staffer to a New Jersey congressman allegedly paid an scarification artist $500 to wound her as she staged a scene with zip ties and “Trump Whore” written on her stomach, federal prosecutors say
Ex-Van Drew staffer staged fake attack, writing 'Trump Whore' across her stomach and alleging men held her down and cut her body - New Jersey Globe
A 26-year-old Ocean City woman who claimed she was brutally assaulted because she worked for Rep. Jeff Van Drew (R-Ocean City) instead orchestrated the
newjerseyglobe.com
November 20, 2025 at 2:06 AM
new “blacks rule” just dropped
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The Fugitive Slave App
NEW: a contractor is paying random people $300 to physically track immigrants for ICE. They're given addresses, vehicles, told to monitor the target. That information then goes back up to ICE. These are not licensed private investigators; members of the public
www.404media.co/contractor-p...
www.404media.co/contractor-p...
Contractor Paying Random People $300 to Physically Track Immigrants for ICE
“The more I listened to it, the more I’m like, something doesn’t sound right,” a person who was briefed on the pilot plans told 404 Media.
www.404media.co
November 19, 2025 at 12:19 AM
The Fugitive Slave App
aw yeah I love when celebrity mansions include me 🥰
November 18, 2025 at 4:23 AM
aw yeah I love when celebrity mansions include me 🥰
feels illegal …
November 18, 2025 at 4:14 AM
feels illegal …
I wanna get ahead of this… yes I was there. yes I had bottles of canola oil. but I DID NOT slicken his walkway!!
John Fetterman has released a picture showing the injuries he sustained after falling on his face:
November 15, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I wanna get ahead of this… yes I was there. yes I had bottles of canola oil. but I DID NOT slicken his walkway!!
I found a female owned comedy club that’s going to let me record my podcast there! the podcast was supposed to be my big project for 2025 but it looks like it’ll be 2026.
November 15, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I found a female owned comedy club that’s going to let me record my podcast there! the podcast was supposed to be my big project for 2025 but it looks like it’ll be 2026.
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wifes love asking shit like "Honey, what is the Blowjob Olympics?" and "Why is 'Blowjob Olympics' listed on our CC statement like 14 times"
November 13, 2025 at 10:42 PM
wifes love asking shit like "Honey, what is the Blowjob Olympics?" and "Why is 'Blowjob Olympics' listed on our CC statement like 14 times"
this is horrible but every time I hear from Megyn Kelly I think of her weirdly named children. Yates, Yardley, and Thatcher. Guess the genders.
November 13, 2025 at 2:07 AM
this is horrible but every time I hear from Megyn Kelly I think of her weirdly named children. Yates, Yardley, and Thatcher. Guess the genders.
they said 28 Years Later was bad…. And they were right… great performances. filmed well. compelling characters and a cool new villain… but there’s no salvaging that plot 😐
November 12, 2025 at 10:21 PM
they said 28 Years Later was bad…. And they were right… great performances. filmed well. compelling characters and a cool new villain… but there’s no salvaging that plot 😐
wasting time talking to psychics instead of studying
Kim Kardashian shares her frustration in a new TikTok after failing the California bar exam, calling out psychics who told her she’d pass.
November 11, 2025 at 5:28 AM
wasting time talking to psychics instead of studying
I pray a vicious slip n fall in the shower for Chuck Schumer
November 11, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I pray a vicious slip n fall in the shower for Chuck Schumer
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The difference in time between now and I can has cheezburger
Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
November 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
The difference in time between now and I can has cheezburger
Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
my sisters shirt 😭
November 9, 2025 at 10:59 PM
my sisters shirt 😭
been waiting for a book about Marsha 😭 I am so excited
THURS Nov 6 @ 6:30PM: "MARSHA: The Joy and Defiance of Marsha P. Johnson." Tourmaline, author of "the first definitive biography of the Black trans activist and icon," will chat with C. Riley Snorton at Barnard College. FREE! bcrw.barnard.edu/event/marsha... #activism #QueerHistory #LGBTQIA #NYC
November 6, 2025 at 2:06 AM
been waiting for a book about Marsha 😭 I am so excited
oh hell yeah
BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani wins the New York City mayoral race, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/4nIzNUC
November 5, 2025 at 2:42 AM
oh hell yeah
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