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Daughter of the Thirst House but spooky 👻

@allycatraz.bsky.social

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Born in CA, assembled in NJ Unapologetically horny on main Star Trek/Sailor Moon/DBZ/coffee/cross-stitch/cozy games

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Daughter of the Thirst House but spooky 👻 @allycatraz.bsky.social · Sep 7

"Have you a man waiting for you at home, Katie?"
"Why, do you know somebody?"
"What about a barkeep who reads poetry in strange places?"

💜💜💜

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Daughter of the Thirst House but spooky 👻 @allycatraz.bsky.social · 8h

I think it's safe to say meeting the parents went as well as it could have 🤣

Daughter of the Thirst House but spooky 👻 @allycatraz.bsky.social · 8h

The boyf: I love you
Me: Yeah, you're okay, I guess
The boyf's dad: *laughing so hard he walks away*

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Daughter of the Thirst House but spooky 👻 @allycatraz.bsky.social · 1d

I've never considered strawberries on a bagel. I am intrigued

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Daughter of the Thirst House but spooky 👻 @allycatraz.bsky.social · 1d

You are ONE pumpkin spice latte away from wearing UGGS and yoga pants 🤣

(Not judging because I love me some pumpkin stuff)

Daughter of the Thirst House but spooky 👻 @allycatraz.bsky.social · 1d

Classic!

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Daughter of the Thirst House but spooky 👻 @allycatraz.bsky.social · 1d

ALSO untoasted bagel assuming the bagel is fresh and soft

Daughter of the Thirst House but spooky 👻 @allycatraz.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah! Not every time, but sometimes, and just a teeny bit

Daughter of the Thirst House but spooky 👻 @allycatraz.bsky.social · 1d

Looking at some of the replies in the OG thread and oh my God, people are MONSTERS

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Daughter of the Thirst House but spooky 👻 @allycatraz.bsky.social · 1d

Sausage and egg, no cheese, on an everything bagel, salt pepper ketchup.

Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 1d

Tell me your bagel order and I will tell you *based on NYC cultural expectations* if you have won or lost your election for political office in NYC.

Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 1d

One of my favorite things about NYC is whenever anyone runs for office here they are required to disclose their bagel order.

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Daughter of the Thirst House but spooky 👻 @allycatraz.bsky.social · 1d

I spent $70 on fishnet stockings and makeup. No regrets

Daughter of the Thirst House but spooky 👻 @allycatraz.bsky.social · 1d

The boyf: You wanna get iced coffees and go to Spirit Halloween?
Me: Oh no, my lobster is too buttery and my steak is too juicy, what EVER shall I do?! 😱

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Daughter of the Thirst House but spooky 👻 @allycatraz.bsky.social · 1d

Although props for the everything bagel choice, aka the superior bagel

Daughter of the Thirst House but spooky 👻 @allycatraz.bsky.social · 1d

Ugh, GROSS 🤢🤣
I only need, like, a QUARTER of that much cream cheese.
Anytime I get a bagel and cream cheese I specifically say "whatever amount you usually use, please cut it in half"

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Daughter of the Thirst House but spooky 👻 @allycatraz.bsky.social · 1d

The boyf: You wanna get iced coffees and go to Spirit Halloween?
Me: Oh no, my lobster is too buttery and my steak is too juicy, what EVER shall I do?! 😱

Daughter of the Thirst House but spooky 👻 @allycatraz.bsky.social · 3d

Aw, thanks! The party is next weekend 😉

Daughter of the Thirst House but spooky 👻 @allycatraz.bsky.social · 3d

I'm the lead corporate ambassador for New Jersey Antifa.

Trekkie Bill 🖖🏻 @trekkiebill.bsky.social · 3d

I'm the supply and logistics chief for New Jersey Antifa.

Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 3d

Since we’re clearing the air, I might as well put out something I’ve been concealing for a very long time.

I’m the Vice President of Antifa (Western Continental Division)

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Daughter of the Thirst House but spooky 👻 @allycatraz.bsky.social · 3d

Aww, shucks! ☺️

Daughter of the Thirst House but spooky 👻 @allycatraz.bsky.social · 5d

FINALLY SOMEONE WHO GETS IT

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Daughter of the Thirst House but spooky 👻 @allycatraz.bsky.social · 5d

I will sometimes eat dry ramen out of the package. I JUST LIKE IT OKAY

Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social · 5d

What foods do you love that you fully acknowledge make you a pervert for loving them?

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Chibdm @chibdm.bsky.social · 5d

Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop

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Daughter of the Thirst House but spooky 👻 @allycatraz.bsky.social · 8d

Me watching a world record speed run of Super Mario 64: Hmm, something tells me I could easily beat this trained professional 🤔

Daughter of the Thirst House but spooky 👻 @allycatraz.bsky.social · 9d

It's October 2nd. It only took two days for the boyf to remember to ask me to be his pumpkin for Halloween.

He's learning 🤣💜

Daughter of the Thirst House but spooky 👻 @allycatraz.bsky.social · 10d

Gabaghoul season 👻

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Daughter of the Thirst House but spooky 👻 @allycatraz.bsky.social · 10d

Who's your favorite Jedi? Wrong answers only

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Daughter of the Thirst House but spooky 👻 @allycatraz.bsky.social · 11d

"A shutdown falls on the president's lack of leadership. I mean problems start from the top and they have to get solved from the top. A shutdown means the president is weak." - Donald Trump, 2013

Republicans control the House and Senate, but they want to tell you the shutdown is on Dems. It isn't.

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Daughter of the Thirst House but spooky 👻 @allycatraz.bsky.social · 13d

Oops, no you're right, it might be Q-Pid

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