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horror writer + enthusiast | hedonist | fix your hearts or die | he/they
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Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma (2026), Jane Schoenbrun
February 13, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma (2026), Jane Schoenbrun
sorry guys this is my entire personality now
Jane Schoenbrun's TEENAGE SEX AND DEATH AT CAMP MIASMA has set a release date, with the meta-slasher slicing into theaters this summer.
TEENAGE SEX AND DEATH AT CAMP MIASMA Slashes Into Theaters This Summer
Jane Schoenbrun's TEENAGE SEX AND DEATH AT CAMP MIASMA has set a release date, with the meta-slasher slicing into theaters this summer.
dlvr.it
February 13, 2026 at 6:07 PM
sorry guys this is my entire personality now
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nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up
February 13, 2026 at 5:22 AM
nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up
have had the phrase “park chan-wook’s wuthering heights” flashing in my head for like 3 days now, and nothing i do will get it to go away
February 13, 2026 at 5:56 AM
have had the phrase “park chan-wook’s wuthering heights” flashing in my head for like 3 days now, and nothing i do will get it to go away
new year’s resolution to let myself enjoy things more lasted a little more than month, when i was met by my mortal enemy: a horror novel filled to the brim with cringe internet humor and dick jokes
i can subscribe to a lot of silliness but it gets to a point
i can subscribe to a lot of silliness but it gets to a point
February 13, 2026 at 4:50 AM
new year’s resolution to let myself enjoy things more lasted a little more than month, when i was met by my mortal enemy: a horror novel filled to the brim with cringe internet humor and dick jokes
i can subscribe to a lot of silliness but it gets to a point
i can subscribe to a lot of silliness but it gets to a point
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Kevin Morby announces new Aaron Dessner-produced album 'Little Wide Open'; hear lead single "Javelin"
Kevin Morby Announces New Album 'Little Wide Open': Hear "Javelin"
Kevin Morby made an album with Aaron Dessner. That’s the most important piece of news here. These days, Aaron Dessner makes big-boy moves. Most of his recent production credits, at least outside of th...
stereogum.com
February 11, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Kevin Morby announces new Aaron Dessner-produced album 'Little Wide Open'; hear lead single "Javelin"
m*ke fl*nagan made one original work, had it highly praised from fans and doubters and casuals alike, and said never again
February 10, 2026 at 7:18 PM
m*ke fl*nagan made one original work, had it highly praised from fans and doubters and casuals alike, and said never again
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This was Detroit's starting lineup the day Justin Verlander made his debut for the Tigers
February 10, 2026 at 6:37 PM
This was Detroit's starting lineup the day Justin Verlander made his debut for the Tigers
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Justin Verlander signs a 1-year deal with the Tigers.
February 10, 2026 at 6:36 PM
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
no shit
FYI: The little boy in Bad Bunny's #SuperBowl halftime show wasn't Liam Ramos as some have said, it was a child actor: Lincoln Fox www.instagram.com/the_lincfox/...
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February 9, 2026 at 2:47 AM
no shit
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it’s fascistic to say artists shouldn’t kill animals in their work because it makes you uncomfortable
content warnings exist for a reason people, use them
content warnings exist for a reason people, use them
February 8, 2026 at 8:57 PM
it’s fascistic to say artists shouldn’t kill animals in their work because it makes you uncomfortable
content warnings exist for a reason people, use them
content warnings exist for a reason people, use them
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60 years ago today, mild-mannered jim bowl was bitten by a radioactive spider
February 8, 2026 at 5:47 PM
60 years ago today, mild-mannered jim bowl was bitten by a radioactive spider
michael shannon
Who do you want to guest host a potential revival of The Muppet Show?
Here’s Who We Want to Guest Host ‘The Muppet Show’ If It’s Revived
February 7, 2026 at 3:00 AM
michael shannon
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It's so fun when you like a popular thing! Thing you like everywhere! But when hate popular thing. Tormented by a thousand visions.
February 6, 2026 at 2:07 PM
It's so fun when you like a popular thing! Thing you like everywhere! But when hate popular thing. Tormented by a thousand visions.
FRANZ AND FIALA DIRECTING?????? FUCK
David Harbour and Rebecca Hall are set to star in a new adaptation of Paul Tremblay's popular novel A HEAD FULL OF GHOSTS.
David Harbour Boards New Reality Show Horror From GOODNIGHT MOMMY Directors
David Harbour and Rebecca Hall are set to star in a new adaptation of Paul Tremblay's popular novel A HEAD FULL OF GHOSTS.
dlvr.it
February 6, 2026 at 5:07 PM
FRANZ AND FIALA DIRECTING?????? FUCK
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Are women bourgeois?
February 6, 2026 at 6:37 AM
Are women bourgeois?
finally, a place online for progressive zoomers like me to gather and learn whats going on, and to be able to meet and revisit with some of our great and courageous leaders
Welcome to Headquarters, the new Gen-Z led progressive content hub.
February 5, 2026 at 5:28 PM
finally, a place online for progressive zoomers like me to gather and learn whats going on, and to be able to meet and revisit with some of our great and courageous leaders
excuse me?
BREAKING NEWS
Passan: Framber Valdez to sign a 3-year, $115M deal with the Tigers.
Passan: Framber Valdez to sign a 3-year, $115M deal with the Tigers.
February 5, 2026 at 1:56 AM
excuse me?
excited for yet another sequel/reboot/remake of my favorite movie that fundamentally misunderstands it
A24 has officially acquired the rights to 'Texas Chainsaw Massacre'
• First project will be a TV series produced by JT Mollner and Glen Powell
• A movie is also in early development
• First project will be a TV series produced by JT Mollner and Glen Powell
• A movie is also in early development
February 4, 2026 at 6:56 PM
excited for yet another sequel/reboot/remake of my favorite movie that fundamentally misunderstands it
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larry cohen did a weird sequel to the salems lot tv movie. cast sam fuller as the nazi exterminator. like doc brown from back to the future, instead of time travel he just plugs vampires and cusses about shit
January 21, 2026 at 11:55 AM
larry cohen did a weird sequel to the salems lot tv movie. cast sam fuller as the nazi exterminator. like doc brown from back to the future, instead of time travel he just plugs vampires and cusses about shit
Na Na Na (Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na)
Deleted a post about “what’s your least favorite song” because the vibes are bad enough already.
Instead: what’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?
Mine: “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” (Pearl Jam)
Instead: what’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?
Mine: “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” (Pearl Jam)
February 4, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Na Na Na (Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na)
i will not make a fool of myself by doubting nick antosca
CAPE FEAR debuts June 5 with a two-episode premiere on Apple TV.
A storm is coming for happily married attorneys Anna (Amy Adams) & Tom (Patrick Wilson) when Max Cady (Javier Bardem), the notorious killer they are responsible for putting behind bars, is let out of prison.
A storm is coming for happily married attorneys Anna (Amy Adams) & Tom (Patrick Wilson) when Max Cady (Javier Bardem), the notorious killer they are responsible for putting behind bars, is let out of prison.
February 4, 2026 at 1:11 AM
i will not make a fool of myself by doubting nick antosca
and there’s the shooting
BREAKING: The Pistons are trading Jaden Ivey to the Chicago Bulls in exchange for Kevin Huerter and Dario Saric. They also are swapping 2026 first round picks with the Minnesota Timberwolves (1-19 protected).
February 3, 2026 at 7:28 PM
and there’s the shooting
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Once a hack, always a hack: aftermath.site/darren-aronofs...
February 2, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Once a hack, always a hack: aftermath.site/darren-aronofs...