Rapturesaursus
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Peppermint ice cream is my favorite and I wish commercial ice cream made it year round because it’s double cold.
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I showed my wife a picture of Emil Bove and had her guess his age. He’s the same age as me (44) and she was shocked.
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Running at least 20 miles because I like to humble brag.
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I was riding down the road one day
Someone hit a possum
I was riding down the road one day
Someone hit a possum
The road was his end
His end was the road
So they say
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There’s a book of his I picked up years ago from the library that I requested again. Time to give him another shot.
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‘‘Tis the time of year for swallowing bugs while running. 5 in my mouth, one up my nose, and who knows how many in my hair in just two miles.
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I was at a lecture from a county coroner and she said that in her experience, cats had never taken a nibble but almost every home with a dog had.
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Olathe, because even the GPS hasn’t updated the correct pronunciation. After doing call center work, I’m pretty good about most local pronunciations if I don’t think too hard about it.
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What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?
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“Reba wouldn’t be at my deathbed” cracks me up.
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I really need to organize our books (mainly mine, Laura’s much more of a digital reader) and I know it will take at least three days as I start reading some, find old photos and receipts and reminisce, and decide if it should go on the porn shelf or not.
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This is living rent free in my head from now own.
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i had no idea this is how canada's supreme court dresses
Nine members of the Canadian Supreme Court sitting for a photo. They are dressed in red robes trimmed in white.
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I’ve made it through two DeLillos and 0 Pynchon, but to be fair to Pynchon I’ve only tried Gravity’s Rainbow.
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I’m a little suprised the Alien movies aren’t on there. Too many solid if not great movies?
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I thought the Coney Barrett was terrible, in part because it read like The Supreme Court for Dummies instead of any of her personality or real legal thinking.
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The pittie is also mad it’s raining but I can’t control that.
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Suprisingly, I didn’t drop any of it on the floor! I’m usually a much messier eater so I will make it up to them with freeze dried liver.
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A chocolate lab and blonde pittie mix wonder why I didn’t give them parts of my dinner.
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I hate taking on the phone but I blame most of that on years of call center work.
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I’m suprised they answer the phone, but I know it’s possible to spoof phone numbers on caller id.
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I have a tattoo that says “you may be the fate of Ophelia, sleeping and perchance to dream” which refers to the Grateful Dead song I’m named after. I haven’t heard the Swift song yet but I’m not looking forward to explaining that I’m not a Swiftie.