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melanin, water, bones.📍SD.
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It's very deadly with something like a 30% mortality rate. Started in Texas and has gone global
November 24, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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November 25, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I was floored when he said people could depend solely on AI to help them understand the nuances of a contract… a contract that you sign… a business agreement.
That rapper wants kids to learn financial literacy and how to start a business, but he thinks they don't need to learn how to read? Mmk.
November 25, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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all the Gen-Z kids who have never cooked anything without a fire alarm as a soundtrack are all over social media acting disgusted that prep work would start taking place two days before a major holiday meal.

please save me from this Hell. i don't belong here.
November 25, 2025 at 4:49 PM
You’re right and you should say it louder 😭
Just a reminder, lemon pepper is the worse flavor of wings. Bottom of the barrel.
November 25, 2025 at 5:55 PM
lmao, exactly. it’s such a foreign concept to them, from what I can see the majority prefer mashed potatoes.
I don't even understand what that first sentence means. It actually doesn't compute to me that there are folk outchea having dinner *without* the star of the show. 🫢
November 25, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Trump made every loud, arrogant & unqualified man think he could be the next POTUS. Also, Stephen will do almost anything for attention so he’s not going to miss the opportunity to debate multiple people on a world stage.
I have no idea why media continues to hype this person as a serious political commentator, but to go even further and float him as a viable presidential candidate is just farcical.
November 25, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Privacy. Being inconvenienced is a part of life, people senselessly being in your business doesn’t have to be.
7. What do you value more: privacy or convenience?
November 25, 2025 at 4:42 PM
He doesn't look at all like I suspected… 😭
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 1h
Missing Virginia high school football coach is wanted on child pornography possession and other charges related to soliciting a minor, police say
https://cnn.it/4oAMj9f
November 25, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Every year the pale folks are shocked that we serve Mac and cheese for Thanksgiving dinner. It really boggles my mind how stark the cultural differences are. #Blacksky
November 25, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I already knew who was behind this article before I opened it…
November 25, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Oh, no... #Welp.
November 25, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Screaming 😭
November 25, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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I’m really enjoying this Quarter Zip trend
November 21, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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How I be feeling 😭
November 25, 2025 at 2:06 AM
my husband is at the age where he feels so proud to call other black men “brotha.” it is so funny.
November 25, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Absolutely not. That place is a hellscape, a perfect blend of Twitter and facebook.
Y'all be actually using Threads? 👀
November 25, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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Stop being scared of being disliked by losers.
November 25, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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Being kind is a basic human trait. It has nothing to do with being ✌🏽whipped✌🏽, ✌🏽tricking✌🏽, ✌🏽soft✌🏽 or any other adjective you want to assign to being decent towards women.
The brethren need to get it together.
I literally tell my son every day when he leaves me, "Be kind". Like pls.
November 24, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Quan Millz is living proof that a human can write a book faster and more fucked up than a computer ever could
QUAN MILLZ IS DOING AN EFFORT TO STOP USING AI LETS GOOO
November 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM
The surplus of you that still cough with your mouth WIDE open fries me every year.
November 25, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I want to go to a really pretty bar/restaurant.
November 25, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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You gotta scream in her ear and your order still gonna come out wrong lmaooo
November 25, 2025 at 1:06 AM
This would make me irrationally angry.
Hubs family eats EVERY holiday meal at 1pm. On the dot. You don’t show up by then tough. They eat without you.

One year, Aunt who was hosting apparently told everyone else 12:30 for Thanksgiving. We got a text at 12:45 where are you? You guessed it. We showed up and dinner was completely over
yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore

I feel like we need this
November 25, 2025 at 1:06 AM
And music is blaring so loud that the waitress can't hear you.
Lemon pepper dusse glazed chicken tenders and matcha Dubai chocolate mini waffles with white chocolate chips and double french 75 shots all for low price of $78.50 at Sunday funday. Blueberry lemon drop hookahs for an extra $50. 3 bottle minimum per table for brunch.
November 25, 2025 at 1:01 AM