Amanda Claws
@amandawrites.bsky.social
Creator of Worlds • Time Thief • Realm Traveler • Founder, Alt-Text Authors Guild • Old enough to not understand Discord
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My New Years Eve plans?
As soon as the clock strikes midnight, I'm going to start commenting on all the YouTube music videos I like with, "Who's listening in 2026?" 😆
As soon as the clock strikes midnight, I'm going to start commenting on all the YouTube music videos I like with, "Who's listening in 2026?" 😆
December 21, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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It all started in 1955 with a misprint in a Colorado newspaper and a call to Col. Harry Shoup's secret military hotline. Shoup played along with the tiny voice who called, and a tradition was born. From the NPR archives.
NORAD's Santa Tracker began with a typo and a good sport
It all started in 1955 with a misprint in a Colorado newspaper and a call to Col. Harry Shoup's secret military hotline. Shoup played along with the tiny voice who called, and a tradition was born.
n.pr
December 21, 2025 at 12:41 AM
It all started in 1955 with a misprint in a Colorado newspaper and a call to Col. Harry Shoup's secret military hotline. Shoup played along with the tiny voice who called, and a tradition was born. From the NPR archives.
I love how Leia just lets Han faceplant after he'd been frozen in carbonite for 6 months...
Nice save, Princess... 😆
youtu.be/Nj0vurhAXmQ?...
Nice save, Princess... 😆
youtu.be/Nj0vurhAXmQ?...
Star Wars: Return of the Jedi - Han Solo Returns
YouTube video by Star Wars Saga LatinAmerica
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December 21, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I love how Leia just lets Han faceplant after he'd been frozen in carbonite for 6 months...
Nice save, Princess... 😆
youtu.be/Nj0vurhAXmQ?...
Nice save, Princess... 😆
youtu.be/Nj0vurhAXmQ?...
#24SongsOfChristmas #MusicChallenge #NowPlaying
Little Drummer Boy - Joan Jett & the Blackhearts
youtu.be/Nm2GYiQfBXM?...
Little Drummer Boy - Joan Jett & the Blackhearts
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Joan Jett & the Blackhearts - Little Drummer Boy (Official Audio)
YouTube video by JoanJettVEVO
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December 20, 2025 at 10:23 PM
#24SongsOfChristmas #MusicChallenge #NowPlaying
Little Drummer Boy - Joan Jett & the Blackhearts
youtu.be/Nm2GYiQfBXM?...
Little Drummer Boy - Joan Jett & the Blackhearts
youtu.be/Nm2GYiQfBXM?...
#SoundtrackThis #MusicChallenge #NowPlaying
12/22: Nook
Private Eyes - Hall & Oates
youtu.be/JsntlJZ9h1U?...
12/22: Nook
Private Eyes - Hall & Oates
youtu.be/JsntlJZ9h1U?...
December 20, 2025 at 10:05 PM
#SoundtrackThis #MusicChallenge #NowPlaying
12/22: Nook
Private Eyes - Hall & Oates
youtu.be/JsntlJZ9h1U?...
12/22: Nook
Private Eyes - Hall & Oates
youtu.be/JsntlJZ9h1U?...
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Wife: What do you want for Christmas?
My inner voice: Christina Hendricks dressed as Mrs Claus, spanking me for being naughty.
My outer voice: A cordless drill would be nice.
My inner voice: Christina Hendricks dressed as Mrs Claus, spanking me for being naughty.
My outer voice: A cordless drill would be nice.
a woman with red hair and blue eyes looks at the camera
ALT: a woman with red hair and blue eyes looks at the camera
media.tenor.com
December 20, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Wife: What do you want for Christmas?
My inner voice: Christina Hendricks dressed as Mrs Claus, spanking me for being naughty.
My outer voice: A cordless drill would be nice.
My inner voice: Christina Hendricks dressed as Mrs Claus, spanking me for being naughty.
My outer voice: A cordless drill would be nice.
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Time shall unfold what plighted cunning hides,
Who covers faults, at last with shame derides.
Who covers faults, at last with shame derides.
December 20, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Time shall unfold what plighted cunning hides,
Who covers faults, at last with shame derides.
Who covers faults, at last with shame derides.
December 20, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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In Salzburg, Austria, Christmas involves both St. Nick and Krampus, a mythological punisher with roots stretching back to late antiquity and many fans in the present-day Central Alps.
It's Christmastime — and if you live in the Alps, watch out! Krampus is coming
In Salzburg, Austria, Christmas involves both St. Nick and Krampus, a mythological punisher with roots stretching back to late antiquity and many fans in the present-day Central Alps.
n.pr
December 20, 2025 at 12:02 AM
In Salzburg, Austria, Christmas involves both St. Nick and Krampus, a mythological punisher with roots stretching back to late antiquity and many fans in the present-day Central Alps.
Reposted by Amanda Claws
Full of unpleasing blots and sightless stains,
Lame, foolish, crooked, swart, prodigious,
Patch’d with foul moles and eye-offending marks
Lame, foolish, crooked, swart, prodigious,
Patch’d with foul moles and eye-offending marks
December 19, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Full of unpleasing blots and sightless stains,
Lame, foolish, crooked, swart, prodigious,
Patch’d with foul moles and eye-offending marks
Lame, foolish, crooked, swart, prodigious,
Patch’d with foul moles and eye-offending marks
December 19, 2025 at 9:57 PM
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go...
December 19, 2025 at 8:57 PM
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go...
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Don't get swindled while buying those last-minute gifts. Amy Nofziger, a fraud specialist with AARP, shares top schemes she's been seeing this season — and tips on how to protect yourself. n.pr/4alEC3b
4 common scams to watch out for this holiday season
Don't get swindled while buying those last-minute gifts. Amy Nofziger, a fraud specialist with AARP, shares top schemes she's been seeing this season — and tips on how to protect yourself.
n.pr
December 19, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Don't get swindled while buying those last-minute gifts. Amy Nofziger, a fraud specialist with AARP, shares top schemes she's been seeing this season — and tips on how to protect yourself. n.pr/4alEC3b
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“They’re denying that any of her birth certificates, which are from Laurel, Maryland, her records of immunization, medical records — they’re denying the authenticity of them. It is something I’ve never encountered.” www.huffpost.com/entry/us-cit...
Trump Administration Says Maryland Woman's Birth Certificate Is Fake In Dystopian Move
Dulce Consuelo Diaz Morales was arrested on Sunday. ICE won’t release her despite extensive documentation of her citizenship, her attorneys told HuffPost.
www.huffpost.com
December 19, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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What’s the best holiday gift?
1. cloak of many pockets
2. basket of banned books
3. bejeweled dueling dagger
4. solid gold library card
1. cloak of many pockets
2. basket of banned books
3. bejeweled dueling dagger
4. solid gold library card
December 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM
What’s the best holiday gift?
1. cloak of many pockets
2. basket of banned books
3. bejeweled dueling dagger
4. solid gold library card
1. cloak of many pockets
2. basket of banned books
3. bejeweled dueling dagger
4. solid gold library card
Reposted by Amanda Claws
today is the day I start standing under small amounts of mistletoe daily in order to build up a tolerance that way I'm immune by Christmas
December 1, 2025 at 2:27 PM
today is the day I start standing under small amounts of mistletoe daily in order to build up a tolerance that way I'm immune by Christmas
December 19, 2025 at 2:26 AM
December 19, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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Im the hottest scarf guy buying alpaca mittens at this holiday village
December 18, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Im the hottest scarf guy buying alpaca mittens at this holiday village
December 18, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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December 18, 2025 at 8:18 PM
#SoundtrackThis #MusicChallenge #NowPlaying
12/19: City
You Belong To The City - Glenn Frey
youtu.be/8TToLgW7zuc?...
12/19: City
You Belong To The City - Glenn Frey
youtu.be/8TToLgW7zuc?...
December 18, 2025 at 9:58 PM
#SoundtrackThis #MusicChallenge #NowPlaying
12/19: City
You Belong To The City - Glenn Frey
youtu.be/8TToLgW7zuc?...
12/19: City
You Belong To The City - Glenn Frey
youtu.be/8TToLgW7zuc?...
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Doth he still rage?
[Exit Bigot.]
[Exit Bigot.]
December 18, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Doth he still rage?
[Exit Bigot.]
[Exit Bigot.]