Amber Marshall 🍂🥧🦃
@amarshallwriting.bsky.social
She/her. Author of Negatives and Apertures, paranormal horror romances. Co-author of The Trident of Merrow with Kristopher Lewis. Food enthusiast.
Buy Negatives: https://books2read.com/u/mgnvGK
Read Apertures: Ambermarshallwrites.substack.com
Buy Negatives: https://books2read.com/u/mgnvGK
Read Apertures: Ambermarshallwrites.substack.com
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Amber Marshall Blogs - Issue 8
Thanksgiving: The Baking Begins
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Hey, at least I wrote a blog post:
open.substack.com/pub/ambermar...
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Totally deserved. You should read it if you haven't already.
November 25, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Totally deserved. You should read it if you haven't already.
I put my foot down and a paywall up for Negatives:
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Hitting the Paywall
Taking the big step in valuing myself and my work
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November 25, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I put my foot down and a paywall up for Negatives:
open.substack.com/pub/ambermar...
open.substack.com/pub/ambermar...
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It’s hard to pull off turning a deaf ear when one has absolutely 0 agency to influence these forces whatsoever, it’s a rich man’s world and the rest of us are just along for the ride.
November 25, 2025 at 6:34 PM
It’s hard to pull off turning a deaf ear when one has absolutely 0 agency to influence these forces whatsoever, it’s a rich man’s world and the rest of us are just along for the ride.
Which Americans, though? Not all of us who have been screaming the whole time that we don't want this AI bullshit.
Albert Edwards gets the @fortune.com treatment:
“.. It will end in tears, that much I’m sure of.”
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“.. It will end in tears, that much I’m sure of.”
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November 25, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Which Americans, though? Not all of us who have been screaming the whole time that we don't want this AI bullshit.
I just found out the sweater I ordered is dry clean only. Please keep me in your thoughts during this difficult time. 😔
November 25, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I just found out the sweater I ordered is dry clean only. Please keep me in your thoughts during this difficult time. 😔
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November 25, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Forgot to stop steeping my Earl Grey and now it's Earl Black.
November 24, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Forgot to stop steeping my Earl Grey and now it's Earl Black.
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Babe what's wrong did you have a minor negative online interaction with a stranger five days ago
November 24, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Babe what's wrong did you have a minor negative online interaction with a stranger five days ago
The richest man in the world hanging out in a parking lot with his friends like my high school boyfriend hiding his smoking from his parents, then bragging about how his chat bot can insult people for you. Real impressive.
November 24, 2025 at 5:31 PM
The richest man in the world hanging out in a parking lot with his friends like my high school boyfriend hiding his smoking from his parents, then bragging about how his chat bot can insult people for you. Real impressive.
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Scorpio: Today you hear the screaming of a thousand damned souls as they cry out in terror. That or the neighbors are having sex again.
November 24, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Scorpio: Today you hear the screaming of a thousand damned souls as they cry out in terror. That or the neighbors are having sex again.
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Never trust a dude who insists on using little as an adjective to describe women.
November 24, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Never trust a dude who insists on using little as an adjective to describe women.
Me: Look at the color on that loaf! 🤌🏻
...wait a sec... 🧐
...wait a sec... 🧐
November 24, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Me: Look at the color on that loaf! 🤌🏻
...wait a sec... 🧐
...wait a sec... 🧐
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A nutritionist, personal chef, personal trainer, therapist, life coach, financial advisor, and concierge general surgeon could fix me
November 23, 2025 at 10:25 PM
A nutritionist, personal chef, personal trainer, therapist, life coach, financial advisor, and concierge general surgeon could fix me
There comes a point in every painting project when I stop trying to color match and say, "fuck it; we're going by vibes."
November 23, 2025 at 7:33 PM
There comes a point in every painting project when I stop trying to color match and say, "fuck it; we're going by vibes."
I forgot to put it in the blog post so here's my "recently added to the TBR," bringing it to an even 300:
-I'm Glad My Mom Died, by Jennette McCurdy: my kid has been binging iCarly and when I looked up "what are the actors doing now?" I found out about this. Can't resist.
-I'm Glad My Mom Died, by Jennette McCurdy: my kid has been binging iCarly and when I looked up "what are the actors doing now?" I found out about this. Can't resist.
November 23, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I forgot to put it in the blog post so here's my "recently added to the TBR," bringing it to an even 300:
-I'm Glad My Mom Died, by Jennette McCurdy: my kid has been binging iCarly and when I looked up "what are the actors doing now?" I found out about this. Can't resist.
-I'm Glad My Mom Died, by Jennette McCurdy: my kid has been binging iCarly and when I looked up "what are the actors doing now?" I found out about this. Can't resist.
This account is a gold mine. 🤌🏻
November 23, 2025 at 3:46 PM
This account is a gold mine. 🤌🏻
Working on sunny yellow gloves for my kiddo. 💛💛💛
November 23, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Working on sunny yellow gloves for my kiddo. 💛💛💛
So in messing around with my espresso machine, I found that if I go by "steam the milk until the stainless steel pitcher is too hot to touch" then my coffee ends up being pretty lukewarm. So today I steamed the heck out of it and... I think the lukewarm tastes better. 😅
November 23, 2025 at 3:08 PM
So in messing around with my espresso machine, I found that if I go by "steam the milk until the stainless steel pitcher is too hot to touch" then my coffee ends up being pretty lukewarm. So today I steamed the heck out of it and... I think the lukewarm tastes better. 😅
A game whose sequel seems to have vanished into thin air is Jenny LeClue. Which I'm majorly bummed about because they ENDED IT ON A CLIFFHANGER. Don't fucking DO that if you're not certain you're going to follow through. 😔
November 22, 2025 at 11:55 PM
A game whose sequel seems to have vanished into thin air is Jenny LeClue. Which I'm majorly bummed about because they ENDED IT ON A CLIFFHANGER. Don't fucking DO that if you're not certain you're going to follow through. 😔
A superpower that I think would be super friggin useful is the ability to understand and speak any language. Are there any superheroes with that ability in comics, etc? I think it's overlooked by a lot of people and would come in handy more than invisibility or flight.
November 22, 2025 at 1:33 PM
A superpower that I think would be super friggin useful is the ability to understand and speak any language. Are there any superheroes with that ability in comics, etc? I think it's overlooked by a lot of people and would come in handy more than invisibility or flight.
I can't stand when games go all out on "realism" to the point where you die of thirst or hunger if you don't have your character consume something in what feels like every 15 minutes real time. Real life is annoying enough with the upkeep.
November 21, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I can't stand when games go all out on "realism" to the point where you die of thirst or hunger if you don't have your character consume something in what feels like every 15 minutes real time. Real life is annoying enough with the upkeep.
Hey, at least I wrote a blog post:
open.substack.com/pub/ambermar...
open.substack.com/pub/ambermar...
Amber Marshall Blogs - Issue 8
Thanksgiving: The Baking Begins
open.substack.com
November 21, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Hey, at least I wrote a blog post:
open.substack.com/pub/ambermar...
open.substack.com/pub/ambermar...
Reposted by Amber Marshall 🍂🥧🦃
Oh, this restaurant has a dress code? Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize I was about to meet the Queen of Potatoes and the Duke of Steak.
November 21, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Oh, this restaurant has a dress code? Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize I was about to meet the Queen of Potatoes and the Duke of Steak.
This is how I finally set my mixer to "stir" instead of what is apparently speed 6! 😅
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Setting the correct speed on your KitchenAid Mixer
YouTube video by K A Parts Limited
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November 21, 2025 at 6:25 PM
This is how I finally set my mixer to "stir" instead of what is apparently speed 6! 😅
youtu.be/bM3t46afGcc?...
youtu.be/bM3t46afGcc?...
This is what keeps me going some days.
the universe may be dying. entropy will probably win. but I exist at the same point in space time as cool ranch doritos. I wonder what other snacks I’ll get to eat
November 21, 2025 at 11:11 AM
This is what keeps me going some days.