AmeliaGarbo
ameliagarbo.bsky.social
AmeliaGarbo
@ameliagarbo.bsky.social
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First two answers in a crossword about famous women. I'm a "coastal elite" trying to figure out what to do next.
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Don't forget the arpeggio finger exercises of Philip Glass! Masterful lol
The Loaf abides
Cat Housemate update
Yee-haw baby girl! Adorable.
House Panther havin' a moment. Capitalism sucks.
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Exactly this part of the White House is gone.
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If I were ever elected president, the first thing I’d do is take a sledgehammer to that ballroom.
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Nerkin is my new favorite word and likely top contender when I name my firstborn or next cat.

Possible product marketing: "Needs more pubes!"
Ooh, I already carry one (solo boating). Are folks disseminating this info to other states? Thank you!
If you need a whistle, please drop by our office (7016 N Clark Street) to pick up one for free.

If you see ICE, blow three short bursts.

If they are detaining someone, blow three long bursts.
If you are on ICE watch in the Rogers Park vicinity please have a buddy and exercise extreme caution. ICE has assaulted verifiers today and arrested at least one of our people. If you are vulnerable to ICE in this area, I recommend staying inside if possible.
If you really want to lob a grenade, ask them to define "tariff" to and explain what they mean by "tariffs are working."

Fewer brains boiled at Pompeii in 79 CE.
Made the mistake of replying to a political post on FB & noticed a couple of things:
It is overwhelmingly men defending the coalition
Those men are economically illiterate. One even told me the new ferries were cheaper over all - like someone who only just met numbers and had no idea how they worked
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Made the mistake of replying to a political post on FB & noticed a couple of things:
It is overwhelmingly men defending the coalition
Those men are economically illiterate. One even told me the new ferries were cheaper over all - like someone who only just met numbers and had no idea how they worked
Left out is the fact that his neck is still in its vulval stage.
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I am completely awestruck by the ease with which Mike Johnson lies on a daily basis. I'll never understand how such a transparently fraudulent "man of faith" can live with themselves. Life is too short to be that phony.
New follower for the glorious kittyfloof profile pic. Thanks for the Zen.
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The three cultures I know of that linked performance of masculinity with ability to fire off poetic verse are: Viking, Samurai, and late 20th century African American urban poor. All produced aesthetics people find fascinating, and all had a really high murder rate. Not sure what to make of this. 🤷🏽
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People are puzzled about why the West Australian space junk was still burning on the ground. It's unusual. But Skylab chunks were burning when they hit in 1979 - we have eyewitness accounts. What do the two spacecraft/events have in common? 🧪 🏺 #SpaceArchaeology
Love this for them. This coastal elite appreciates your brains, courage, AND heart!
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The fact that AIPAC won’t endorse me is an endorsement in and of itself.
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The White House is asking people not to share pictures of the East Wing because it’s even worse today.
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i don't get it. omen sushi in nyc is cheaper than nobu in malibu, where you dined last year without your wife
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Brian Schatz: "This is not about money. There is enough money to bail out Argentina with $20b. There is enough money to purchase a brand new aircraft for $173m for Noem. There is enough money to renovate the WH ballroom. What there isn't enough money for under this Republican government is you."
Thst's a helluva lot of gender-affirming medical care.
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I'd tell the NYT to come get their boy, but this is exactly the insipid and stupid horseshit they pay him for.
The ACA was gutted by Democrats. you can argue those key democrats could've been sidin with what many see as the more liberal/patient centered options. or you could say it was unfortunate that Dems didnt have 60+ more liberal senators.

but it was Democrats.