Zeb Ulon
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The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
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Dude. Yes. Alito and Thomas are of course the standout examples, but all of the Republican justices have tells in their writing and their questioning indicating that they are, to varying degrees, marinating their brains in dumb bitch juice
My theory, fwiw, is that Supreme Court Justices are not immune to Twitter brain poisoning. I suspect all six have horrific information environments and have therefore lost the ability to understand the people who don't agree with them.
The part that I can't figure out is what John Roberts thinks he is doing. He used to seem to be a judge who was very attentive to appearances, I think on a theory that you can't draw too much attention to yourself without undermining your ability to continue to shape the law.
December 5, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Dude. Yes. Alito and Thomas are of course the standout examples, but all of the Republican justices have tells in their writing and their questioning indicating that they are, to varying degrees, marinating their brains in dumb bitch juice
37yo calling a 19yo after midnight?
thankfully neither pastors nor conservatives have any history that'd make you think this is really inappropriate.
thankfully neither pastors nor conservatives have any history that'd make you think this is really inappropriate.
A MAGA-friendly pastor has revealed details of a late-night phone call involving a religious awakening for Barron Trump
Knechtle recalled talking to the president’s 19-year-old son at 12:30 a.m. and said he was “very close” to putting his faith in Christ
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
Knechtle recalled talking to the president’s 19-year-old son at 12:30 a.m. and said he was “very close” to putting his faith in Christ
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
MAGA Pastor Spills on Late-Night Call With Barron Trump
A MAGA-friendly pastor has revealed details of a late-night phone call involving a religious awakening for Barron Trump. Pastor and therapist Stuart Knechtle, who has 2.4 million followers on TikTok, ...
www.yahoo.com
December 6, 2025 at 5:42 AM
37yo calling a 19yo after midnight?
thankfully neither pastors nor conservatives have any history that'd make you think this is really inappropriate.
thankfully neither pastors nor conservatives have any history that'd make you think this is really inappropriate.
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A certified medical professional with 14 years of experience treating dementia patients may have just cracked the whole f***ing code - complete with a specific drug, specific side effects and specific behavioral symptoms that perfectly match what we’re all watching happen to Donald Trump
No paywall
No paywall
🚨 BREAKING: Did a Medical Pro Crack the Health Crisis Secret/Alzheimer’s Code?
A Deep Dive into the One Story MAGA Cannot Escape
deanblundell.substack.com
December 5, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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To fascists, words don’t have meanings, words are merely tools to get what you want, especially power for yourself.
In a way, Hegseth’s stance is consistent.
2016: refuse orders while Obama is president no matter the legality
2025: follow orders while Trump is president no matter the illegality
In a way, Hegseth’s stance is consistent.
2016: refuse orders while Obama is president no matter the legality
2025: follow orders while Trump is president no matter the illegality
NEW VIDEO: We uncovered footage showing Pete Hegseth in 2016 saying the military won’t follow unlawful orders — the same point he has recently criticized Democrats, including Sen. Mark Kelly, for making - and which Trump has said is punishable by death.
December 3, 2025 at 1:57 PM
To fascists, words don’t have meanings, words are merely tools to get what you want, especially power for yourself.
In a way, Hegseth’s stance is consistent.
2016: refuse orders while Obama is president no matter the legality
2025: follow orders while Trump is president no matter the illegality
In a way, Hegseth’s stance is consistent.
2016: refuse orders while Obama is president no matter the legality
2025: follow orders while Trump is president no matter the illegality
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After World War II, 3 German U-boat crewmen were sentenced to death for machine-gunning Allied sailors who were clinging to life rafts after their boat was sunk.
It's long been known in the military that this is a war crime. Pete Hegseth must be fired and prosecuted.
It's long been known in the military that this is a war crime. Pete Hegseth must be fired and prosecuted.
December 1, 2025 at 10:20 PM
After World War II, 3 German U-boat crewmen were sentenced to death for machine-gunning Allied sailors who were clinging to life rafts after their boat was sunk.
It's long been known in the military that this is a war crime. Pete Hegseth must be fired and prosecuted.
It's long been known in the military that this is a war crime. Pete Hegseth must be fired and prosecuted.
the wheel itself is a donut-hole style of hole. whoa.
Technology was so basic in the past. A toilet was a hole. A shoe was just a smaller hole. Everything was holes
December 2, 2025 at 6:01 AM
the wheel itself is a donut-hole style of hole. whoa.
some of my classic evergreen hilarity to use whenever Darryl Issa is mentioned.
December 2, 2025 at 3:07 AM
some of my classic evergreen hilarity to use whenever Darryl Issa is mentioned.
guessing what happened is someone told him :
"drug prices have gone UP by 200-500% because of you."
if UP is BAD then DOWN is GOOD. bigger number also GOOD. so now we have :
"drug prices coming DOWN 500-1500% because of me."
simplistic semantic thinking by someone that doesn't know math.
"drug prices have gone UP by 200-500% because of you."
if UP is BAD then DOWN is GOOD. bigger number also GOOD. so now we have :
"drug prices coming DOWN 500-1500% because of me."
simplistic semantic thinking by someone that doesn't know math.
Trump: You’re going to have drug prices coming down 500,600,700% because of me
December 1, 2025 at 2:15 AM
guessing what happened is someone told him :
"drug prices have gone UP by 200-500% because of you."
if UP is BAD then DOWN is GOOD. bigger number also GOOD. so now we have :
"drug prices coming DOWN 500-1500% because of me."
simplistic semantic thinking by someone that doesn't know math.
"drug prices have gone UP by 200-500% because of you."
if UP is BAD then DOWN is GOOD. bigger number also GOOD. so now we have :
"drug prices coming DOWN 500-1500% because of me."
simplistic semantic thinking by someone that doesn't know math.
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i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
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That sound you heard was every GOP elected official with a lick of sense absolutely SHITTING themselves thinking about the visual of Mark Kelly back in uniform before a military court as Whiskey Pete's handpicked chucklefucks try to railroad him on bogus charges.
November 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
That sound you heard was every GOP elected official with a lick of sense absolutely SHITTING themselves thinking about the visual of Mark Kelly back in uniform before a military court as Whiskey Pete's handpicked chucklefucks try to railroad him on bogus charges.
bun is very very sad that she lost her couch ramp privileges while i was cleaning up like the 4th random beverage she has knocked off the side table. 😢
November 25, 2025 at 7:56 AM
bun is very very sad that she lost her couch ramp privileges while i was cleaning up like the 4th random beverage she has knocked off the side table. 😢
are we supposed to be impressed about his prophetic visions of the rise of 'socialism'... made in 2020? 😂 come on.
could've "predicted" this just by being on tumblr in like 2008.
could've "predicted" this just by being on tumblr in like 2008.
Bari Weiss’s The Free Press (now part of corporate media) is pushing this Ad on Musk’s X. It portrays Peter Thiel as some sort of savant.
This is the same guy, you know, who has been giving lectures about the AntiChrist.
The “Free” Press is more like The Billionaire Press.
This is the same guy, you know, who has been giving lectures about the AntiChrist.
The “Free” Press is more like The Billionaire Press.
November 25, 2025 at 1:29 AM
are we supposed to be impressed about his prophetic visions of the rise of 'socialism'... made in 2020? 😂 come on.
could've "predicted" this just by being on tumblr in like 2008.
could've "predicted" this just by being on tumblr in like 2008.
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SCOOP — A former staffer for Rep. Jeff Van Drew (R-NJ), Natalie Green, 26, was charged today for falsely reporting she was attacked by 3 men who wrote "TRUMP WHORE" on her stomach bc of her job. It was staged by her + a friend.
Van Drew isn't named in the complaint but I've confirmed w/ his office.
Van Drew isn't named in the complaint but I've confirmed w/ his office.
Employee of a Federal Official Charged with Conspiracy to Falsely Report Violent Attack and Giving False Statements to Law Enforcement
A New Jersey woman was charged with conspiring and falsely reporting to law enforcement that she had been violently assaulted with a firearm due to her employment with a federal official.
www.justice.gov
November 19, 2025 at 11:22 PM
SCOOP — A former staffer for Rep. Jeff Van Drew (R-NJ), Natalie Green, 26, was charged today for falsely reporting she was attacked by 3 men who wrote "TRUMP WHORE" on her stomach bc of her job. It was staged by her + a friend.
Van Drew isn't named in the complaint but I've confirmed w/ his office.
Van Drew isn't named in the complaint but I've confirmed w/ his office.
yay! and a ton of people from the originals series'.
they better wrap up SGU in the show. or maybe a streaming movie to wrap that up? doubt they could get the entire cast back. but the way it cliffhangered it leaves some in-universe ways to make that all work (along with the cast aging 15 years).
they better wrap up SGU in the show. or maybe a streaming movie to wrap that up? doubt they could get the entire cast back. but the way it cliffhangered it leaves some in-universe ways to make that all work (along with the cast aging 15 years).
New ‘Stargate’ TV Series Ordered at Amazon From ‘Blindspot’ Creator Martin Gero
Amazon is officially moving forward with a new "Stargate" TV series, Variety has learned.
variety.com
November 20, 2025 at 12:31 AM
yay! and a ton of people from the originals series'.
they better wrap up SGU in the show. or maybe a streaming movie to wrap that up? doubt they could get the entire cast back. but the way it cliffhangered it leaves some in-universe ways to make that all work (along with the cast aging 15 years).
they better wrap up SGU in the show. or maybe a streaming movie to wrap that up? doubt they could get the entire cast back. but the way it cliffhangered it leaves some in-universe ways to make that all work (along with the cast aging 15 years).
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#JamesBond #Videogames #MusicSky #90s #Nostalgia #Gaming #GoldenEye #Movies #OTD #FilmSky
#JamesBond #Videogames #MusicSky #90s #Nostalgia #Gaming #GoldenEye #Movies #OTD #FilmSky
November 17, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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#JamesBond #Videogames #MusicSky #90s #Nostalgia #Gaming #GoldenEye #Movies #OTD #FilmSky
#JamesBond #Videogames #MusicSky #90s #Nostalgia #Gaming #GoldenEye #Movies #OTD #FilmSky
so he flipped some cowards or the 1000+ FBI agents *finally* finished scrubbing his name out of it all?
curious what they did for the video that definitely exists?
curious what they did for the video that definitely exists?
In reversal, Trump says House Republicans should vote to release Epstein files
President Donald Trump said House Republicans should vote to release the files in the Jeffrey Epstein case, a startling reversal after previously fighting the proposal as a growing number of those in ...
apnews.com
November 17, 2025 at 5:21 AM
so he flipped some cowards or the 1000+ FBI agents *finally* finished scrubbing his name out of it all?
curious what they did for the video that definitely exists?
curious what they did for the video that definitely exists?
the $170,700,000,000+ of your money going to ICE to do weird performative shit like this would pay for a lot of peoples healthcare and food.
alas sadism is more important to the "christian" right.
alas sadism is more important to the "christian" right.
Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem should resign and be criminally charged, according to critics who seized on a report revealing that zero people who were arrested in a high-profile raid were charged with a crime.
'Noem should resign over this': Fury over alleged DHS 'child kidnapping and trafficking'
Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem should resign and be criminally charged, according to critics who seized on a report revealing that zero people who were arrested in a high-profile raid were charged with a crime.ProPublica recently reported on the DHS raid on an apartment building that was al...
bit.ly
November 16, 2025 at 8:06 PM
the $170,700,000,000+ of your money going to ICE to do weird performative shit like this would pay for a lot of peoples healthcare and food.
alas sadism is more important to the "christian" right.
alas sadism is more important to the "christian" right.
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Remember the recent middle-of-the-night apartment building raid where children were dragged outside naked & zip-tied in the street while black & Latino residents were _sorted by race_ and piled into separate vans while their apartments were ransacked & robbed? That raid? So it resulted in 0 arrests.
Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem should resign and be criminally charged, according to critics who seized on a report revealing that zero people who were arrested in a high-profile raid were charged with a crime.
'Noem should resign over this': Fury over alleged DHS 'child kidnapping and trafficking'
Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem should resign and be criminally charged, according to critics who seized on a report revealing that zero people who were arrested in a high-profile raid were charged with a crime.ProPublica recently reported on the DHS raid on an apartment building that was al...
bit.ly
November 16, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Remember the recent middle-of-the-night apartment building raid where children were dragged outside naked & zip-tied in the street while black & Latino residents were _sorted by race_ and piled into separate vans while their apartments were ransacked & robbed? That raid? So it resulted in 0 arrests.
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According to Fox News, if you are a racist Young Republican you are still a "kid" when you are 34, but if you are an Epstein victim, you are an adult when you're 15.
November 15, 2025 at 5:25 PM
According to Fox News, if you are a racist Young Republican you are still a "kid" when you are 34, but if you are an Epstein victim, you are an adult when you're 15.
hear like a million wiener dog crimes happening while i'm in garage working on car.
all manner of zooms and a million barks and growls (99% marbles). so many battles!
then i go into the living room and they are like 'we are very nice dogs! 👍 good pals! 👍 been nice this whole time! 👍'
riiiight. 🙄
all manner of zooms and a million barks and growls (99% marbles). so many battles!
then i go into the living room and they are like 'we are very nice dogs! 👍 good pals! 👍 been nice this whole time! 👍'
riiiight. 🙄
November 15, 2025 at 5:52 AM
hear like a million wiener dog crimes happening while i'm in garage working on car.
all manner of zooms and a million barks and growls (99% marbles). so many battles!
then i go into the living room and they are like 'we are very nice dogs! 👍 good pals! 👍 been nice this whole time! 👍'
riiiight. 🙄
all manner of zooms and a million barks and growls (99% marbles). so many battles!
then i go into the living room and they are like 'we are very nice dogs! 👍 good pals! 👍 been nice this whole time! 👍'
riiiight. 🙄
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even if technically correct— "many of which" and "more than half" are weird ways to describe 72% of something.
"more than 2/3rd" or "nearly 3/4" would be more accurate than "more than half".
might as well have said "more than 4" to try and minimize it further.
"more than 2/3rd" or "nearly 3/4" would be more accurate than "more than half".
might as well have said "more than 4" to try and minimize it further.
November 14, 2025 at 10:21 PM
even if technically correct— "many of which" and "more than half" are weird ways to describe 72% of something.
"more than 2/3rd" or "nearly 3/4" would be more accurate than "more than half".
might as well have said "more than 4" to try and minimize it further.
"more than 2/3rd" or "nearly 3/4" would be more accurate than "more than half".
might as well have said "more than 4" to try and minimize it further.
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it's quite likely that some of our faves are implicated.
November 13, 2025 at 3:56 PM
it's quite likely that some of our faves are implicated.
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Earnest post: there is increasingly direct evidence that Trump participated in child sex trafficking or at least knew about it.
He should resign, be impeached and removed from office, and prosecuted.
Even if you don’t think that WILL happen it’s important to say publicly that it SHOULD happen.
He should resign, be impeached and removed from office, and prosecuted.
Even if you don’t think that WILL happen it’s important to say publicly that it SHOULD happen.
November 12, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Earnest post: there is increasingly direct evidence that Trump participated in child sex trafficking or at least knew about it.
He should resign, be impeached and removed from office, and prosecuted.
Even if you don’t think that WILL happen it’s important to say publicly that it SHOULD happen.
He should resign, be impeached and removed from office, and prosecuted.
Even if you don’t think that WILL happen it’s important to say publicly that it SHOULD happen.