Zeb Ulon
@ampshade.bsky.social
i don't think a hologram would be able to use a theremin though?
February 6, 2026 at 4:38 AM
i don't think a hologram would be able to use a theremin though?
not only is Trump mentioned more in the Epstein files than Harry Potter is in the entire series— Trump is mentioned TWICE as much in the Epstein files *so far*.
February 5, 2026 at 10:37 PM
not only is Trump mentioned more in the Epstein files than Harry Potter is in the entire series— Trump is mentioned TWICE as much in the Epstein files *so far*.
I, Tony Thompson, am noticing it seems curling is a thing people are talking about these days. 🤔
here is the (mostly) unreleased FULL version of a fake commercial i created and starred in for the 2024 Boston 48 Hour Film Project "Best Picture" winner "tüth".
here is the (mostly) unreleased FULL version of a fake commercial i created and starred in for the 2024 Boston 48 Hour Film Project "Best Picture" winner "tüth".
February 5, 2026 at 4:59 AM
I, Tony Thompson, am noticing it seems curling is a thing people are talking about these days. 🤔
here is the (mostly) unreleased FULL version of a fake commercial i created and starred in for the 2024 Boston 48 Hour Film Project "Best Picture" winner "tüth".
here is the (mostly) unreleased FULL version of a fake commercial i created and starred in for the 2024 Boston 48 Hour Film Project "Best Picture" winner "tüth".
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If X was accused of having sex with goats by many people. X hinted liking sex with goats. X ran a goat pageant. X was friends with Y convicted of fucking and trafficking goats: X's name appeared on goat fucker list 38,000 times. What are the chances that X is also a goat fucker?
February 4, 2026 at 8:45 PM
If X was accused of having sex with goats by many people. X hinted liking sex with goats. X ran a goat pageant. X was friends with Y convicted of fucking and trafficking goats: X's name appeared on goat fucker list 38,000 times. What are the chances that X is also a goat fucker?
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From the Epstein files: were Paul Volker and Tom Brokaw really members of a secret society with a "no minorities or women allowed" rule? Brokaw is still around -- worth asking him!
February 2, 2026 at 9:00 PM
From the Epstein files: were Paul Volker and Tom Brokaw really members of a secret society with a "no minorities or women allowed" rule? Brokaw is still around -- worth asking him!
i like the discogs profiles where they are PhDs or whatever now— but in like 1997 they were in some gabber / post-industrial / proto-breakcore group.
February 3, 2026 at 9:28 AM
i like the discogs profiles where they are PhDs or whatever now— but in like 1997 they were in some gabber / post-industrial / proto-breakcore group.
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Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
February 3, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
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DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression.
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
February 2, 2026 at 3:58 AM
DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression.
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
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Ex-Prince Andrew tried to make this same argument. Everyone who went to pedophile island was a mega-rich elite who easily could, and in most cases probably also did, independently procure victims and commit sex crimes without Epstein's help if they wanted.
"I can be a pedophile all on my own" is not the flex he thinks it is.
February 1, 2026 at 11:31 AM
Ex-Prince Andrew tried to make this same argument. Everyone who went to pedophile island was a mega-rich elite who easily could, and in most cases probably also did, independently procure victims and commit sex crimes without Epstein's help if they wanted.
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You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
January 31, 2026 at 6:57 AM
You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
😂 hahahaha a *6* on Metacritic based on 13 reviews.
that is 6 out of 100. not 10.
www.metacritic.com/movie/melania/
that is 6 out of 100. not 10.
www.metacritic.com/movie/melania/
Melania Reviews
A rare glimpse into the life of Melania Trump.
www.metacritic.com
January 31, 2026 at 11:48 AM
😂 hahahaha a *6* on Metacritic based on 13 reviews.
that is 6 out of 100. not 10.
www.metacritic.com/movie/melania/
that is 6 out of 100. not 10.
www.metacritic.com/movie/melania/
coal is less efficient than renewables and more people work at Arby's than in the coal industry.
and Arby's doesn't give you black lung (purportedly).
and Arby's doesn't give you black lung (purportedly).
The Trump administration has a new mascot: A literal hunk of coal
Introducing Coalie, the perfect metaphor for the administration’s fossil fuel revival.
www.fastcompany.com
January 29, 2026 at 7:46 AM
coal is less efficient than renewables and more people work at Arby's than in the coal industry.
and Arby's doesn't give you black lung (purportedly).
and Arby's doesn't give you black lung (purportedly).
are we taking back 'goon' or did someone misinterpret the newfound popularity of the word?
The struggling Kennedy Center’s new programming head has resigned after less than a week on the job.
Top Kennedy Center Goon Resigns Just Days Into Job
The Trump-hijacked Kennedy Center’s new programming head has abruptly resigned.
trib.al
January 29, 2026 at 5:47 AM
are we taking back 'goon' or did someone misinterpret the newfound popularity of the word?
i don't think the evening news should be doing bits.
Tony Dokoupil used CBS Evening News to call his mom
Tony Dokoupil used CBS Evening News to call his mom
www.avclub.com
January 28, 2026 at 10:35 PM
i don't think the evening news should be doing bits.
apropos of nothing really. fun story is all.
Hitchhiking Robot, Safe in Several Countries, Meets Its End in Philadelphia (Published 2015)
www.nytimes.com
January 26, 2026 at 8:54 AM
apropos of nothing really. fun story is all.
so mysterious!
Related: Anyone else notice how the Proud Boys, Three Percenters, Oath Keepers, Patriot Front, etc. were always out there marching to support and protect law enforcement...until recently?
They're never out there supporting ICE.
It's so odd, like Superman and Clark Kent.
They're never out there supporting ICE.
It's so odd, like Superman and Clark Kent.
January 25, 2026 at 12:25 PM
so mysterious!
apparently episode 3 of starfleet academy was guest directed by tarantino? 🦶🦶🦶
January 25, 2026 at 1:52 AM
apparently episode 3 of starfleet academy was guest directed by tarantino? 🦶🦶🦶
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Seeing a bunch of normal ass midwestern moms and dads marching in -20 degrees knowing they might be tear gassed or worse really drives home what a cowardly lot of people the pundit class is
January 23, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Seeing a bunch of normal ass midwestern moms and dads marching in -20 degrees knowing they might be tear gassed or worse really drives home what a cowardly lot of people the pundit class is
this and the impending AI bubble popping are going to make things real bad.
probably AI first i think? 🤔
probably AI first i think? 🤔
The Car Loan Crisis is Getting Scary
YouTube video by Donut
www.youtube.com
January 24, 2026 at 5:11 AM
this and the impending AI bubble popping are going to make things real bad.
probably AI first i think? 🤔
probably AI first i think? 🤔
this doesn't look entirely horrible. likely better than the one with dolph lundgren and frank langella and tom paris and monica from friends.
alison brie as evil-lyn doesn't seem correct? needs a current weirdo (very complimentary) character actor. brad dourifs weirdo daughter might be equivalent?
alison brie as evil-lyn doesn't seem correct? needs a current weirdo (very complimentary) character actor. brad dourifs weirdo daughter might be equivalent?
Masters of The Universe – Official Teaser Trailer
YouTube video by Amazon MGM Studios
www.youtube.com
January 23, 2026 at 3:21 AM
this doesn't look entirely horrible. likely better than the one with dolph lundgren and frank langella and tom paris and monica from friends.
alison brie as evil-lyn doesn't seem correct? needs a current weirdo (very complimentary) character actor. brad dourifs weirdo daughter might be equivalent?
alison brie as evil-lyn doesn't seem correct? needs a current weirdo (very complimentary) character actor. brad dourifs weirdo daughter might be equivalent?