Zeb Ulon
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giving Obama another one would make him explode probably.
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i can't wait to hear all about how the Nobel committee is woke and corrupt and how he never even wanted one anyway and everyone that does have one are the real losers unlike him. his meltdown is going to be seething with unhinged jealousy and reality-denying nonsense for certain.
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not only not an organization but the default belief for centuries unless you are a disturbed antisocial asshole.
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unimaginable corruption and additional war crimes?
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he is going to have his mind blown when he hears of Alaska crime stats.
chart of forcible rape stats by state. Alaska is far and away the worst at 118.4 per 100K (second worst is 72.3) vs. Illinois at 42.5.
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guess Rogan was too dumb or high to figure out what those "MASS DEPORTATIONS NOW" signs meant during the election? most normal people were able to figure out what the plan was.
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seems "of kids with autism spectrum disorder" isn't even needed there?
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oooh. maybe he's using the 'scientif-ish method'. that'd make sense.
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if you were absent the entire week the scientific method was explained in 4th grade you shouldn't even be discussing 'science' let alone making science-based policy.
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the only people that can use the 25th Amendment are JD Vance and a majority of Trumps loyalist cabinet. or a committee that does not exist and Trump would have to sign into law. completely delusional to think that would ever happen. not a solution that anyone should pretend is viable.
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pretty good casting. if you asked me what this image was from i'd be like 'hmm... lord of the flies?'
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them gunning down people in inflatable animal suits dancing around in Portland probably won't get them the 'tough guy' propaganda footage they so desparately want.
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the inflatable animal suits are perfect because there is no way to use any 'tough' action against them in propaganda videos without looking like complete losers.

you KNOW they love their propaganda since they all travel with a film crew. it'd be great if the footage is unusable due to silliness.
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maybe we should send this mayor to the other 'war zones' as they are doing a way better job clearing out war zones than ICE and the National Guard are. and got it done basically overnight! amazing!
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this mar-a-lago face trend is so weird. she used to look like a decently attractive normal person before doing whatever nonsense this is. i can't imagine this will age well either so she'll be stuck in an increasingly disturbed progression for the rest of her life and/or prison won't allow upkeep.
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the Puppy Bowl exists and would be far more interesting and informative for anyone deathly afraid of people performing songs in spanish.
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STILL?! you'd think after the revelation that he was seeing old or not-even-Portland footage he'd realize he was wrong and stop.

i know he CAN'T admit he is wrong— but he doesn't need to double and triple down. he could just shut up and pretend he was never fooled. unless so far gone he forgot.
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i was even thinking that maybe that was only the case in Fairbanks. but nope. took the 47 seconds to look at the other mentioned ballots— same deal.

guess it is hard to vote a straight uninformed R ballot if no R is even listed. might have to 'do your own research' before voting. *gasp* 😮
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maybe one reason Republicans are losing local races is because they don't know the most basic of facts regarding local elections.

1) ranked choice voting was not used in any of the 3 elections mentioned.

2) party affiliation is not even listed or used for any of the 3 elections mentioned.

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dumb suzanne downing post : (had to be trimmed a bit for char limit)

I just got sent this letter that pertains to the election results of Tuesday. It was written by Ryan Sheldon, Region 2 director for the Alaska Republican Party.
In light of the recent election results in Fairbanks, Palmer and Ketchikan, three Conservative strongholds, in which republicans lost both mayoral and assembly seats to Democrats, we, the Alaska Republican Party must reflect on what we're fighting for. Are we fighting for the values of grassroots Alaskans that need our help the most at the local level? I have heard complaints about Ranked Choice Voting, local elections not being on the first Tuesday of November, local elections being held in "off years"
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more. I want to remind everyone that these facts are not excuses, but rather parts of the game we play. Certainly, we can change the game in the future, but what we face now is how the game is set: a game with ranked choice voting, with local elections in off years, with local elections not on the first Tuesday of November, etc. We must learn the game well, organize well, and play to win.
Precinct leaders, district executive members, regional representatives, and all other party leadership must look at our local elections as the bread and butter of what we have set out to accomplish: republican majorities statewide at all levels. Being elected to these party positions is a means to start the brush fire that captures the grassroots voters and brings them to the polls to influence elections. State and national elections are undoubtedly important, but we need a bench of Republicans locally ready to run and serve in higher office when the calling arises.
If you are a member of any party elected seat (precinct, district, regional, etc.)! boldly ask you to prepare and plan for the next election cycle with your fellow district and regional members.
Without a proper plan, there can be no action and no victory. 
Ryan Sheldon
Region 2 Director
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knowing the preconditions needed to be put on money— unlike the president and this congressman apparently— i fully encourage this happening. ASAP.
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yeah that was more than a bit goofy considering the whole ~$787,000,000,000 fine they got specifically for lying. seems that is still plenty fresh.
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he has gone well past the "what dumb people think a smart person sounds like" stage. pretty sure even the smoothest brained morons should know he is dumb as hell by this point.

they are just in denial / personality cult / too much sunk cost and the inability to admit they were wrong / gullible.
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why do they need to be careful? definitely sounds like a threat.