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Kinda not sure what we're supposed to do about chatGPT being as normalized as it is. I feel like everyone that's either very young or very old is into it, millennials largely being the only normal ones lol
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So the people causing the shutdown are getting paid. The people keeping the country running don’t.

And Speaker Mike Johnson won’t let the House come back to work. So basically they’re on a paid vacation while Americans miss paychecks.

Did I get that right?
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honestly it's insane that we still let people bring up the bible as a source in debates. okay well I don't believe in that and this is the real world
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Now I’m falling asleep and she’s calling a cob
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stephen miller was not bullied nearly enough in high school
Do we think anyone else in the world can say they received merch orders from both #TaylorSwift and #RiloKiley in the mail today? 🤔
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A lot of people don’t want to admit Charlie Kirk was racist because they would have to admit they are racist too, and that truth cuts deeper than they can handle.

I will not mourn a bigot.
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I was reliably told celebrating political violence was cause for government reprisal and private sector termination.
Ingraham: A Democrat congressional candidate was thrown to the ground by an ICE agent. Good work
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Imagine you’re the creative director at Cracker Barrel and you’ve just launched this big project, then your boss is like “yeah we’re gonna have to change it back, the President doesn’t like it”
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Look what they did to Notepad. Shut the fuck up. This is Notepad. You are not welcome here. Oh yeah "Let me use Copilot for Notepad". "I'm going to sign into my account for Notepad". What the fuck are you talking about. It's Notepad.
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sorry folks we cant turn off the teen suicide encouragement bot, just too many billionaires who invested an insignificant amount of their fortune into it and that would make them upset
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Me: *opens a cheese stick*
Cat: *appears from nowhere*
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very happy for my close personal friend taylor swift
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even as the world is completely falling to pieces im still able to worry everyone’s mad at me which really shows the resilience of the neurotic human spirit
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I mean they really did give it away with the title #WeWereLiars. If they were not dead, the title would be We Are (*because we are currently alive*) Liars
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pretty wild how so many dads with a massive DVD collection of WWII movies somehow managed to miss the entire point
Ok so I just learned that my childhood babysitter (who was at THE INSURRECTION and is the mother of viral chef Tini) was also somewhat recently on Family Feud.
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We can’t let weird stuff like the actual, rock bottom crime rates affect our number one industry, which is the imaginary crime industrial
complex
1. This week, the FBI released its comprehensive crime report for 2024, which revealed that both VIOLENT CRIME and PROPERTY CRIME reached their LOWEST LEVELS SINCE THE 1960s

This a massive story. But you might not have heard about it, even if you follow the news closely.

Here's why.
Why you might not know that 2024 was America's safest year since the 1960s
An overwhelming majority of Americans, 64 percent, believe that crime increased across the country in 2024, according to a Gallup survey conducted late last year.
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It’s a chilly August morning and I am wearing a light jacket. Salt air and the rust on your motherfucking door LET’S GO.
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Silver Springs by Fleetwood Mac would be a great karaoke song IF you could do the 1997 live performance version AND you could remove Lindsey Buckingham’s unnecessary guitar solo
#WeWereLiars was not a good show overall but the 1-2 punch of the reveal of the dogs being dead and the kids being dead was pretty upsetting to watch
tv show narrators love being all like, “everything changed that summer…”
Silver Springs by Fleetwood Mac would be a great karaoke song IF you could do the 1997 live performance version AND you could remove Lindsey Buckingham’s unnecessary guitar solo