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I wanna have a secret and once everyone learns it it makes them all forgive me for being so annoying
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me, while being repeatedly stabbed as a crowd of onlookers shakes their heads sadly but does nothing: i will remember every one of you. you wont be forgiven
random onlooker: hey, keep in mind that there are many people out there who oppose stabbings!
random onlooker: hey, keep in mind that there are many people out there who oppose stabbings!
December 3, 2025 at 7:22 PM
me, while being repeatedly stabbed as a crowd of onlookers shakes their heads sadly but does nothing: i will remember every one of you. you wont be forgiven
random onlooker: hey, keep in mind that there are many people out there who oppose stabbings!
random onlooker: hey, keep in mind that there are many people out there who oppose stabbings!
My favorite part of the x-files is that the only reason the conspiracy is discovered at all is because a guy left a flask of alien dna sitting on his desk at work like uh oh my dude you picked a whole bouquet of oopsie daisies
December 6, 2025 at 4:41 PM
My favorite part of the x-files is that the only reason the conspiracy is discovered at all is because a guy left a flask of alien dna sitting on his desk at work like uh oh my dude you picked a whole bouquet of oopsie daisies
Watching Lessons of Darkness and yeah I guess herzog is right this is probably what the end of the world will look like
December 6, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Watching Lessons of Darkness and yeah I guess herzog is right this is probably what the end of the world will look like
Lmao this looks so bad who thought this was ok
December 6, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Lmao this looks so bad who thought this was ok
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Just sitting here remembering the famous cat creation of @bombsfall.bsky.social, Sex Posi Garfield
December 6, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Just sitting here remembering the famous cat creation of @bombsfall.bsky.social, Sex Posi Garfield
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This sniper he’s trying to hire is just holding the cutest little dog in the world
December 6, 2025 at 12:41 AM
This sniper he’s trying to hire is just holding the cutest little dog in the world
I’m not good at watching pre-60s movies but Sterling Hayden is such a joy. The man can deliver an unhinged monologue
December 6, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I’m not good at watching pre-60s movies but Sterling Hayden is such a joy. The man can deliver an unhinged monologue
Zootopia 3 is going to be a Nuremberg trials for the lynx family for the pograms against the snakes and the zootopia 4 is going to be truth and reconciliation committee hearings
December 5, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Zootopia 3 is going to be a Nuremberg trials for the lynx family for the pograms against the snakes and the zootopia 4 is going to be truth and reconciliation committee hearings
“What if Robert Moses did a genocide” is a weird plot for a movie zootopia 2
December 5, 2025 at 9:12 PM
“What if Robert Moses did a genocide” is a weird plot for a movie zootopia 2
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This is such a powerful image
November 8, 2023 at 5:16 PM
This is such a powerful image
Bob netflix ceo of Netflix if you are looking at my feed here please release the directors cut of the devils please now is maybe the only chance we will get
December 5, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Bob netflix ceo of Netflix if you are looking at my feed here please release the directors cut of the devils please now is maybe the only chance we will get
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Tradcath Goldthwait
December 5, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Tradcath Goldthwait
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samus's newfound powers are capable of anything
December 4, 2025 at 8:38 PM
samus's newfound powers are capable of anything
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the tragedy of gollum is that if someone had bought him an air fryer he would have started eating regular food and become normal within a couple of days
December 4, 2025 at 11:58 AM
the tragedy of gollum is that if someone had bought him an air fryer he would have started eating regular food and become normal within a couple of days
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You can tell hazbin hotel season 2 had a much larger influence from musical theater because they gave the best song of the season to a character that did nothing the entire show
December 4, 2025 at 8:37 PM
You can tell hazbin hotel season 2 had a much larger influence from musical theater because they gave the best song of the season to a character that did nothing the entire show
The idea that the people in Star Trek use the holodeck for gross sex stuff is stupid because you know everyone on a starship is fucking all the time, constantly. You live in a post scarcity society with medicine that is basically magic why wouldn’t you fuck all the time if you wanted to
December 4, 2025 at 8:03 PM
The idea that the people in Star Trek use the holodeck for gross sex stuff is stupid because you know everyone on a starship is fucking all the time, constantly. You live in a post scarcity society with medicine that is basically magic why wouldn’t you fuck all the time if you wanted to
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Odludek! A troublesome little newt-like witch that only knows one spell: Transform into Frog. She has no idea how to dispel it.
December 4, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Odludek! A troublesome little newt-like witch that only knows one spell: Transform into Frog. She has no idea how to dispel it.
Look out movie nerds
December 4, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Look out movie nerds
Does anyone respond to emails anymore? Teachers, businesses, other professionals, I am trying to get shit done please look at your fucking emails
December 4, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Does anyone respond to emails anymore? Teachers, businesses, other professionals, I am trying to get shit done please look at your fucking emails
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