Andy Bowen (He/Him)
@andybowen.bsky.social
Gen X guy who lives with his cat LaDainian. From Kingsville, Ontario, living in #yeg since '06. Need an 🇬🇧 ⚽️ 🏉 to cheer for.
@scramopolis.bsky.social is it that good?
February 12, 2026 at 3:36 AM
@scramopolis.bsky.social is it that good?
Jesse if you don't want to be called a fascist you have to have a show on News Nation because people will think you were cancelled because you are a sex pest rather than think you're a fascist.
"do I come across as a fascist?!?"
Oh buddy...
Oh buddy...
Watters: I was walking in my street, a car drives by and I give him a wave. He rolls down the window and says, “F U fascist.” He doesn’t know I’m a fascist!
Jessica: Yes, he does. You’re on TV.
Jessica: Yes, he does. You’re on TV.
February 11, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Jesse if you don't want to be called a fascist you have to have a show on News Nation because people will think you were cancelled because you are a sex pest rather than think you're a fascist.
"Well, we're waiting."
Just not for the Funko Pop
Just not for the Funko Pop
February 10, 2026 at 10:57 PM
"Well, we're waiting."
Just not for the Funko Pop
Just not for the Funko Pop
Me and my friend just showed up to a new bar and I caught a t-shirt that says ROCK'N BOWL 26
February 9, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Me and my friend just showed up to a new bar and I caught a t-shirt that says ROCK'N BOWL 26
February 9, 2026 at 2:04 AM
February 8, 2026 at 11:04 PM
@brockway.bsky.social Picked it today. Good luck in prison!
February 8, 2026 at 6:53 PM
@brockway.bsky.social Picked it today. Good luck in prison!
Finally you can make $$$ being an atheist.
On Polymarket you can now bet on how many people in a different market on Polymarket think Jesus Christ will return in this calendar year.
29% of bets say that more than 5% of bets in the Jesus Christ return market will be a "yes" 9 days from now.
Anyway everyone involved in this needs jailtime.
29% of bets say that more than 5% of bets in the Jesus Christ return market will be a "yes" 9 days from now.
Anyway everyone involved in this needs jailtime.
February 8, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Finally you can make $$$ being an atheist.
Alf could ski jump in those pants.
man I miss Sensual Alf (as opposed to Alf Hog), can we get a round of applause for this linen-pants babe
February 8, 2026 at 6:33 AM
Alf could ski jump in those pants.
Dude takes off his tactical vest and shirt to reveal a Proud Boys tattoo and then you realize why he joined ICE.
Was this very mid-2000s emo person press-ganged into ICE servitude?
February 6, 2026 at 4:32 AM
Dude takes off his tactical vest and shirt to reveal a Proud Boys tattoo and then you realize why he joined ICE.
Revolution X. The Aerosmith shooter game.
February 5, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Revolution X. The Aerosmith shooter game.
Give Brody King the belt! This is his moment! He is the champion for our times. #AEWDynamite #wrestlesky
February 5, 2026 at 5:47 AM
Give Brody King the belt! This is his moment! He is the champion for our times. #AEWDynamite #wrestlesky
Dead tired. I don't know how LaDainian gets do tired.
February 5, 2026 at 4:34 AM
Dead tired. I don't know how LaDainian gets do tired.
👇 Truth 💣 delivered here.👇
Let me get this straight the Premier who suspended teacher’s Charter rights for collectively bargaining and the charter rights of Trans kids with the not withstanding clause doesn’t want to press members of her government to stop supporting separatists who want to break up the country at all?
February 5, 2026 at 4:06 AM
👇 Truth 💣 delivered here.👇
The Future's So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades by Timbuk 3.
Deleted a post about “what’s your least favorite song” because the vibes are bad enough already.
Instead: what’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?
Mine: “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” (Pearl Jam)
Instead: what’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?
Mine: “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” (Pearl Jam)
February 4, 2026 at 5:31 AM
The Future's So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades by Timbuk 3.
This guy is 10 points behind the Congressman who is Trump's endorsed candidate in the polls and yes he's creepy AF.
February 4, 2026 at 5:28 AM
This guy is 10 points behind the Congressman who is Trump's endorsed candidate in the polls and yes he's creepy AF.
Big Baby is now famous for failing drug tests AND failing to keep his toupee on.
Jarrell Miller getting his fucking toupee punched off is boxing legacy holy fuck lmao
February 1, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Big Baby is now famous for failing drug tests AND failing to keep his toupee on.
Reposted by Andy Bowen (He/Him)
The entire report for your enjoyment:
January 31, 2026 at 6:50 PM
The entire report for your enjoyment: