Princess Consuela Bananahammock🎄🧑🎄
@angrybitchflo.bsky.social
They Don't Know That We Know They Know We Know.
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He is not well.
If someone’s grandpa posted this on Facebook, the family would be discussing assisted living by dinner.
If someone’s grandpa posted this on Facebook, the family would be discussing assisted living by dinner.
December 10, 2025 at 11:32 AM
He is not well.
If someone’s grandpa posted this on Facebook, the family would be discussing assisted living by dinner.
If someone’s grandpa posted this on Facebook, the family would be discussing assisted living by dinner.
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My bank flagged my debit card for fraud because I spent $46 at the liquor store. Like omg assholes, sometimes I’m fun.
September 26, 2025 at 11:27 PM
My bank flagged my debit card for fraud because I spent $46 at the liquor store. Like omg assholes, sometimes I’m fun.
Just learned of the passing of a friend and former mentor. She was 90. 😭 One of the best people I've ever known. She will be missed by many.
December 9, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Just learned of the passing of a friend and former mentor. She was 90. 😭 One of the best people I've ever known. She will be missed by many.
This is hilarious!
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Man Accidentally Walks Into Airport Dance Routine And Perfectly Blends In #SAYScomel
YouTube video by SAYS
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December 9, 2025 at 2:10 AM
This is hilarious!
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Who else is tired of One Drive being shoved down our throats? I'm sorry Microsoft, I'm not an idiot, I know how to organize my files just fine without your assistance or your stupid cloud!
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December 8, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Who else is tired of One Drive being shoved down our throats? I'm sorry Microsoft, I'm not an idiot, I know how to organize my files just fine without your assistance or your stupid cloud!
I have an extremely small Christmas shopping list this year and the majority of it is already done. Because of that, it's really hitting home just what a damned materialistic holiday this is. I get emails and snail mail catalogs on the daily, trying to sell me shit. This needs to stop.
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December 8, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I have an extremely small Christmas shopping list this year and the majority of it is already done. Because of that, it's really hitting home just what a damned materialistic holiday this is. I get emails and snail mail catalogs on the daily, trying to sell me shit. This needs to stop.
Christmas decorating done. I only used part of what we have, I probably should think about donating a bunch of it. Tree, stockings, a few odds and ends is enough. It's plenty. It's not a competition or the "he who has the most decorations in their house wins" kind of thing.
December 8, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Christmas decorating done. I only used part of what we have, I probably should think about donating a bunch of it. Tree, stockings, a few odds and ends is enough. It's plenty. It's not a competition or the "he who has the most decorations in their house wins" kind of thing.
Sound familiar @badgabbycat.bsky.social ?
My instrusive thoughts are mainly about consuming obscene amounts of cheese. Well that, and death. But mostly cheese
December 8, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Sound familiar @badgabbycat.bsky.social ?
My pet peeve for the day--why don't they sell individual bed sheets anymore? You can only buy sets, yet the fitted sheet always wears out WAY before the rest of the pieces. It seems so wasteful. The places that do sell them charge as much as a whole set!! Grrrr...
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December 7, 2025 at 5:36 PM
My pet peeve for the day--why don't they sell individual bed sheets anymore? You can only buy sets, yet the fitted sheet always wears out WAY before the rest of the pieces. It seems so wasteful. The places that do sell them charge as much as a whole set!! Grrrr...
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Christian, if you’re applauding the mass deportations of distraught, exhausted human beings seeking refuge, you probably shouldn’t be singing sweet songs about a baby with “no crib for a bed.”
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Christian, If You're Celebrating ICE, You Shouldn't Be Celebrating Christmas
Christian, I’m trying to reconcile two things I’ve seen this season, maybe you can help me make sense of them…
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December 7, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Christian, if you’re applauding the mass deportations of distraught, exhausted human beings seeking refuge, you probably shouldn’t be singing sweet songs about a baby with “no crib for a bed.”
johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/christian-...
johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/christian-...
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Me: I cleared the table for dessert.
Her: Why did you leave these cranberries out?
Me: DON’T TOUCH THEM!!!
Her: What…Why???
Me: You have to let them linger.
Her: Why did you leave these cranberries out?
Me: DON’T TOUCH THEM!!!
Her: What…Why???
Me: You have to let them linger.
November 27, 2024 at 12:46 AM
Me: I cleared the table for dessert.
Her: Why did you leave these cranberries out?
Me: DON’T TOUCH THEM!!!
Her: What…Why???
Me: You have to let them linger.
Her: Why did you leave these cranberries out?
Me: DON’T TOUCH THEM!!!
Her: What…Why???
Me: You have to let them linger.
I'm so damned tired of the media, whether it be local or national, trying to sensationalize EVERYTHING. WPXI in Pittsburgh running a story with a tagline about how you can still get a real id, but "how much it's going to cost you." Making out like there wasn't a fee before. I've had it with this.
December 7, 2025 at 11:24 AM
I'm so damned tired of the media, whether it be local or national, trying to sensationalize EVERYTHING. WPXI in Pittsburgh running a story with a tagline about how you can still get a real id, but "how much it's going to cost you." Making out like there wasn't a fee before. I've had it with this.
Any of you that follow me know I'm the biggest fan of "Shop small"/shop local. This week ruined all of that. I don't give a shit anymore because where I live, these people don't have a clue how to run a business. Shop where you feel like because I give up on all of this. I live in the heart of lazy.
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December 6, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Any of you that follow me know I'm the biggest fan of "Shop small"/shop local. This week ruined all of that. I don't give a shit anymore because where I live, these people don't have a clue how to run a business. Shop where you feel like because I give up on all of this. I live in the heart of lazy.
Could not agree more. #eattherich
It utterly disgusts me that CEOs of health insurance companies make insane amounts of money off of the people they insure. It disgusts me that insurance companies profits off the people they deny medical treatment to. They get rich while people die; that’s what’s disgusting.
December 6, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Could not agree more. #eattherich
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Happy Saturday.
December 6, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Happy Saturday.
"I changed my MIIIINNNDD!" #Rudolph
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December 6, 2025 at 1:46 AM
"I changed my MIIIINNNDD!" #Rudolph
And ANOTHER misplaced ad break during Rudolph. This is ridiculous. If you look at the listing, it runs from 8:00 - 9:15--so they can shove even more commercials in it I'm sure because the extended scenes don't add THAT much to the original run time. NBC ruins EVERYTHING! #rudolph
December 6, 2025 at 1:28 AM
And ANOTHER misplaced ad break during Rudolph. This is ridiculous. If you look at the listing, it runs from 8:00 - 9:15--so they can shove even more commercials in it I'm sure because the extended scenes don't add THAT much to the original run time. NBC ruins EVERYTHING! #rudolph
Geesh, NBC can't do anything right, they even managed to fuck up Rudolph with a commercial break in the wrong place!!! I think it's time to pull out my DVD, good grief.
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December 6, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Geesh, NBC can't do anything right, they even managed to fuck up Rudolph with a commercial break in the wrong place!!! I think it's time to pull out my DVD, good grief.
Sharing this with you @paddydoublems.bsky.social @thebluenami.is.democrat @efsb.bsky.social because I know you guys will appreciate it. And I think you probably feel the same way right now!
December 5, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Sharing this with you @paddydoublems.bsky.social @thebluenami.is.democrat @efsb.bsky.social because I know you guys will appreciate it. And I think you probably feel the same way right now!
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Snuck into the Trans-Siberian Orchestra concert just to see which bathroom they used.
December 4, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Snuck into the Trans-Siberian Orchestra concert just to see which bathroom they used.
I'm sorry, I was going to try not to post anything related to the 🟠 felon but this was just too funny not to share!
December 5, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I'm sorry, I was going to try not to post anything related to the 🟠 felon but this was just too funny not to share!
And then we have this crap, I hope Ohioans are happy with their choice to vote this grifter into the senate.
www.wfmj.com/story/532901...
www.wfmj.com/story/532901...
Ohio Senator Bernie Moreno introduces bill to end dual citizenship
Current law allows certain United States citizens to maintain foreign citizenship, which could create conflicts of interest. Senator Moreno’s Exclusive Citizenship Act of 2025 would require them to fo
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December 4, 2025 at 1:38 PM
And then we have this crap, I hope Ohioans are happy with their choice to vote this grifter into the senate.
www.wfmj.com/story/532901...
www.wfmj.com/story/532901...
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Reading articles about Black Friday weekend numbers tells me no one gave a shit about the shopping blackout. I just give up on this country, it's full of a bunch of greedy, stupid people who don't realize they are about to lose it ALL. Karma is going to bite you all in the ass. And I don't care.
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December 2, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Reading articles about Black Friday weekend numbers tells me no one gave a shit about the shopping blackout. I just give up on this country, it's full of a bunch of greedy, stupid people who don't realize they are about to lose it ALL. Karma is going to bite you all in the ass. And I don't care.