moof
@antimoof.bsky.social
lived enough places (ORD, BOS, AUS, DTO, ARB, SJC, NRT, LHR, OAK, SFO) for my accent to get terribly confused; now back at the end of the Ravenswood line
I have been attacked on the couch
January 27, 2026 at 12:49 AM
I have been attacked on the couch
another day, another "text mom to not let dad take the dog out for long when it's -35F wind chill"
January 23, 2026 at 3:15 PM
another day, another "text mom to not let dad take the dog out for long when it's -35F wind chill"
I wonder if ANTHROPIC_MAGIC_STRING_TRIGGER_REFUSAL_1FAEFB6177B4672DEE07F9D3AFC62588CCD2631EDCF22E8CCC1FB35B501C9C86 will be the new EICAR string
January 21, 2026 at 2:39 PM
I wonder if ANTHROPIC_MAGIC_STRING_TRIGGER_REFUSAL_1FAEFB6177B4672DEE07F9D3AFC62588CCD2631EDCF22E8CCC1FB35B501C9C86 will be the new EICAR string
Against the snow, it's more readily apparent that Elwood's coloring really is "dry white toast"
January 16, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Against the snow, it's more readily apparent that Elwood's coloring really is "dry white toast"
the dog started barking, and I heard what sounded like intermittent whistling; looked out the window to see if ICE was outside. nope, just a car with shitty squealing brakes attempting to park (and poorly at that)
I hate that this is how things are now
I hate that this is how things are now
January 15, 2026 at 3:28 AM
the dog started barking, and I heard what sounded like intermittent whistling; looked out the window to see if ICE was outside. nope, just a car with shitty squealing brakes attempting to park (and poorly at that)
I hate that this is how things are now
I hate that this is how things are now
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Good Morning Picasso
January 14, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Good Morning Picasso
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anyway, here is dog
January 7, 2026 at 8:51 PM
anyway, here is dog
A reminder: you do not, in fact, need to watch videos or even look at photos of gun violence.
Might I suggest puppies, instead?
Might I suggest puppies, instead?
January 7, 2026 at 11:58 PM
A reminder: you do not, in fact, need to watch videos or even look at photos of gun violence.
Might I suggest puppies, instead?
Might I suggest puppies, instead?
Signs I may be Midwestern: impulse-bought summer sausage from the hardware store
January 6, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Signs I may be Midwestern: impulse-bought summer sausage from the hardware store
this is not how I wanted to be reminded about 1990
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 AM
this is not how I wanted to be reminded about 1990
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The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.
December 31, 2025 at 5:00 PM
The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.
Went to the South Indian pace in Park Ridge (Thalaiva) and the place was utterly hopping. Great food, too
December 25, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Went to the South Indian pace in Park Ridge (Thalaiva) and the place was utterly hopping. Great food, too
Was hoping to get here on time for the daily Windexing Of The Bean, but looks like I just missed it
December 17, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Was hoping to get here on time for the daily Windexing Of The Bean, but looks like I just missed it
Somebody likes riding Cylon
December 14, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Somebody likes riding Cylon
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I genuinely don't know if this is a "Minnesotan" thing or an "old guy of a certain age" thing but in case it's Minnesotan and people need an anger translator: this guy is so angry he could just about set something on fire with his mind.
This one isn’t downloadable but if you have TikTok go watch it. Well worth your time www.tiktok.com/t/ZTr4gRL7v/
@Mercado Media video credit #minnesota #illinois #louisiana #america
TikTok video by June Osborne
www.tiktok.com
December 13, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I genuinely don't know if this is a "Minnesotan" thing or an "old guy of a certain age" thing but in case it's Minnesotan and people need an anger translator: this guy is so angry he could just about set something on fire with his mind.
After months of not seeing any, saw two different cybertrucks within five miles. An ill omen
December 12, 2025 at 9:10 PM
After months of not seeing any, saw two different cybertrucks within five miles. An ill omen
Do you need a brass version of Smack My Bitch Up in your life? Yes, yes you do. (see also on bandcamp: thetraffic.bandcamp.com/album/white-... )
The Traffic - Smack My Pitch Up
YouTube video by Kieran Lockyear
www.youtube.com
December 7, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Do you need a brass version of Smack My Bitch Up in your life? Yes, yes you do. (see also on bandcamp: thetraffic.bandcamp.com/album/white-... )
January 15: Chicago, Riviera Theatre
December 5, 2025 at 11:05 AM
January 15: Chicago, Riviera Theatre
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Steve Cropper, legendary guitarist for Booker T & the MGs, dies aged 84
Steve Cropper, legendary guitarist for Booker T & the MGs, dies aged 84
Prolific musician was known for work on songs like Green Onions and Otis Redding’s (Sittin’ on) the Dock of the Bay
Steve Cropper, the legendary guitarist whose work as an instrumentalist, producer and songwriter at Stax Records left an indelible impression on Memphis soul music, has died at the age of 84.
Hs son Cameron confirmed his death to Variety. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
December 3, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Steve Cropper, legendary guitarist for Booker T & the MGs, dies aged 84
RCN/Astound is jacking up my internet service to $150 from $100 (and it was $70 three years ago). Thanks, private equity! Time to have some awkward conversations with their tech support
November 24, 2025 at 8:21 PM
RCN/Astound is jacking up my internet service to $150 from $100 (and it was $70 three years ago). Thanks, private equity! Time to have some awkward conversations with their tech support
Dingbats standing in the middle of the platform, preventing me from getting in the train that's just about to leave. Wtf, do you even transit? Kimball is the end of the line, there's no other trains to take!
November 22, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Dingbats standing in the middle of the platform, preventing me from getting in the train that's just about to leave. Wtf, do you even transit? Kimball is the end of the line, there's no other trains to take!
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I’ve often called this song—“Just Like Heaven”—the finest single of the 80s and meant it. This cover’s arrangement only confirms it for me 💜🔥
November 21, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I’ve often called this song—“Just Like Heaven”—the finest single of the 80s and meant it. This cover’s arrangement only confirms it for me 💜🔥
maximally Gen-X coded (complimentary)
Nothing on television, when I was a kid, got me more excited than this.
And it was shown multiple times during the holiday season.
youtu.be/pD4LQAKB-YA?...
And it was shown multiple times during the holiday season.
youtu.be/pD4LQAKB-YA?...
CBS 1970s (Special Presentation) Remastered
YouTube video by ApotheounSAK
youtu.be
November 21, 2025 at 12:51 AM
maximally Gen-X coded (complimentary)
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Happy birthday to the Soviet linguist Yuri Knorozov who casually deciphered the Mayan script in 1952 and got pissed when editors removed his cat as co-author on papers or cropped her out of his author headshot (the only picture of himself he even liked)
November 19, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Happy birthday to the Soviet linguist Yuri Knorozov who casually deciphered the Mayan script in 1952 and got pissed when editors removed his cat as co-author on papers or cropped her out of his author headshot (the only picture of himself he even liked)