April Would.
aprilwould.bsky.social
April Would.
@aprilwould.bsky.social
18+ Professional Siren. Sexy Monologist. Purveyor of the "Thinking Man's Smut." She/They. BLM. Avatar by SorenZer0
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If you work for ICE, don't call me.
I hate to say it, but Harry Crane probably should have been a partner.
January 31, 2026 at 11:05 AM
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Congress passed the “white slavery act” of 1910 during the highest period of lynchings in US history while refusing to pass any of numerous anti-lynching bills (Prof. Barbara Holden-Smith), and importantly, these facts are connected. The praxis of “saving” white women from SW was lynching
January 26, 2026 at 7:52 PM
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Protester in Minneapolis just before disappearing in gas: "Fuck you! Stop. Damn! I'm 70 years old and I'm fuckin' angry!"
January 24, 2026 at 5:18 PM
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Every Democratic member of Congress should be on a plane to Minneapolis right now to join the people protesting in the streets. Federal elected officials should physically place themselves between the public and these dangerous thugs sent to terrorize this American city.
January 24, 2026 at 9:03 PM
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It seems clear Alex Pretti, a healthcare worker, was murdered for engaging in the exact kind of community care we hope all care workers to embody: the kind that doesn’t stop at the threshold of the hospital, the clinic, but that aims to care for and support the community where and how they can
January 24, 2026 at 7:05 PM
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We're in the final month of this fundraiser and desperately need more donations! Please donate, please share! This is a terrifying and horrible situation that's unfortunately not uncommon. Trans people deserve families! People who do sex work or have done sex work in the past deserve families!
I am fundraising for an anonymous friend, who is a trans sex worker and POC. They are at risk of losing custody of their children. Please, please donate. This is a situation that is painful and scary beyond description.

PLEASE SHARE GRAPHICS WIDELY

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January 6, 2026 at 5:55 PM
We have no business hosting anything while this shit is going on.
If you're living somewhere outside the USA, one thing you can do is pressure your leaders to boycott World Cup and Olympic events here.
January 25, 2026 at 1:35 AM
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I keep thinking about how the people of Minneapolis already went through so much in the last six years and now have to survive ICE's mass brutality across the city. Melissa Hortman, her husband, and their dog were assassinated less than a year ago last June.
January 23, 2026 at 7:09 PM
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I am fundraising for an anonymous friend, who is a trans sex worker and POC. They are at risk of losing custody of their children. Please, please donate. This is a situation that is painful and scary beyond description.

PLEASE SHARE GRAPHICS WIDELY

🫂 www.gofundme.com/f/help-keep-... 🫂
October 12, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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this is extremely niche but I am finding more and more that Victorian/Edwardians were in LOVE with the most ugly ass buckle rings that you would think were straight out of the 90s 😬
January 20, 2026 at 2:14 AM
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Breaking it down in mom jeans. Love it.
January 16, 2026 at 9:16 PM
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I've been doing a lot of writing about how my escalating disability is affecting my self-image and sex life. This was originally posted on my patreon.
November 28, 2024 at 1:37 AM
I had to write about this so I could finally stop screaming at my callers about it.

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Fuck "EMPOWERMENT"
Written by a sex worker in a state of rage.
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January 15, 2026 at 11:45 PM
I was angry when I wrote this. And it took a minute.

(Picture: from SfSx, Avory attacking a man with her stiletto).

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Fuck "EMPOWERMENT"
Written by a sex worker in a state of rage.
open.substack.com
January 14, 2026 at 4:27 AM
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AOC: I want everybody to understand that the cuts to your health care are what’s paying for this. You get screwed over to pay a bunch of thugs in the street that are shooting mothers in the face.
January 13, 2026 at 1:20 AM
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I think about this picture I took of the Queen’s Gambit board game in 2022 a lot.
January 13, 2026 at 1:57 AM
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FOX: Where’s the protest against the regime that's killing people in the street right now?

Trent: They are doing those today. It’s called the ICE protests

FOX: Are they talking about Iran at the ICE protests?

Trent: No, I think they are talking about the regime that is shooting people in the face
January 11, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Like ten years ago, my best friend and I were in a bar and hockey was on the TV and she said, “wow, hockey really is the hottest sport.”

If we’d only known what was possible.
January 11, 2026 at 8:40 PM
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Male to New Yorker / Male to Marisa Tomei
January 11, 2026 at 3:43 PM
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January 9, 2026 at 3:13 PM
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Rep. @AOC: I understand that Vance believes shooting a young mother of three in the face three times is an acceptable America that he wants to live in, and I do not. That is a fundamental difference between Vance and I. I do not believe that the American people should be assassinated in the street.
January 9, 2026 at 7:49 PM
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“Fuck ICE!” chants & a brass band performing “Which side are you on?” as hundreds march in Manhattan, NYC against ICE and in solidarity with Minneapolis.
January 9, 2026 at 12:06 AM
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Make it viral.
January 8, 2026 at 3:22 AM
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We cannot be more clear. Leave us the fuck alone.
January 8, 2026 at 1:19 AM