April Would.
@aprilwould.bsky.social
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18+ Professional Siren. Sexy Monologist. Purveyor of the "Thinking Man's Smut." She/They. BLM. Avatar by SorenZer0
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aprilwould.bsky.social
It’s a picture I took and I was pleased with it. I get super paranoid about using other people’s work (copyright etc). It’s not supposed to be my self-image. More it represents something I respond to: mix of the wholesome and the sinister. But I can see how it could be disturbing.
aprilwould.bsky.social
I think writing an entire album that’s pretending to be about how much you love This One Dude when it’s really about how much you hate other women (and by extension, yourself) is pretty brilliant actually. It eases my soul that someone as successful (and talented) as TS can still be so insecure
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texramone.bsky.social
there is a theme with people who love AI, which is that they hate consent. Same type of person who would not hesitate to send Zelda Williams fake videos of her dead father is the same person who creates a fake girlfriend on their computer because in both situations, the other person can't say no
chibdm.bsky.social
Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop
aprilwould.bsky.social
Never got into Buffy.
ruz-el.bsky.social
Despite loving both Gene Wilder and musicals, I've never seen the original Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. I have read the book as a child, and seen the Tim Burton remake. 🙈
hannahfearn.bsky.social
Inspired by a post I just saw in which someone admitted they hadn’t seen a single episode of Friends nor the film Love Actually… what cultural hole do you have that’s a bit weird for your generation?

I’ll go first: I haven’t seen Dirty Dancing.
aprilwould.bsky.social
I think she just really likes writing songs
aprilwould.bsky.social
Can't have any horror in your horror magazine
aprilwould.bsky.social
Better start working on your story about a found family of friendly ghosts, all of whom are queer, but not in an icky sex-having way
aprilwould.bsky.social
Just watched it again. Love it even more, if that's possible.
scumbelievable.bsky.social
Thinking again about how much I love John Carpenter's CHRISTINE, an easy top 3 entry in his filmography. What a weirdly prescient and insightful film about homosociality, masculinity, and the paradoxical violent power and extreme fragility of the self.

www.patreon.com/posts/68801401
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hypercubexl.bsky.social
it really did set the tone
comicsinthega.bsky.social
The first Peanuts strip by Charles M. Schulz was published on October 2, 1950.
Four black and white panels of a boy and girl sitting on steps. 1st panel: Charlie Brown is approaching and the boy says “Well! Here comes ol’ Charlie Brown!” 2nd panel: As Charlie Brown passes, he says “Good ol’ Charlie Brown…yes, sir!” 3rd panel: “Good ol’ Charlie Brown…” 4th panel: Once Charlie is gone, “How I hate him!”
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dieselbrain.bsky.social
#SaveSpeech #CPBC

As we near closer to 4 weeks of sustained pressure, I made this infographic to help focus our targets and to suggest a daily goal that is feasible for most people

more info and phone numbers here:
stop-paypros.neocities.org
yellat.money

find reps
www.congress.gov/members/find...
aprilwould.bsky.social
Oooh! Same!
combledore.bsky.social
Whoever made bisexual day and redhead day the same truly had my number
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merriam-webster.com
“I’ll be 10 min late sorry!!!”
-ashamed
-fragile
-unreliable

“A thousand apologies. The relentless slog of time has overtaken my faculties.”
-powerful
-commanding
-honest
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scumbelievable.bsky.social
to whoever paid for that "REST IN PEACE CHARLIE KIRK" billboard in my city, did you know you can spend money on drugs, food, clothes, and sex?
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luxalptraum.com
This is not just illegal and unconstitutional, it’s pathetic
Trump Says Broadcasters Risk Losing Licenses When
Hosts Criticize Him
President Trump said federal regulators should revoke broadcast licenses over late-night hosts who speak negatively about him.
aprilwould.bsky.social
Meanwhile, Disney is planning to release a movie about plucky heroes fighting evil
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cartamonir.com
It's difficult to feel like promoting my porn when things in the world are so beyond fucked, but I also know that people are desperate for release and escape right now. If you can get off to hot images of me, please do it. It's literally the least I can do when things feel so overwhelming.
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mobydickatsea.bsky.social
this business of whaling has somehow come to be regarded among landsmen as a rather unpoetical and disreputable pursuit
aprilwould.bsky.social
Gretchen Felker-Martin has uncommon courage of her convictions, and corporations are often the province of cowards
aprilwould.bsky.social
When I imagine my younger self judging me for my present doings, I just remember that, unlike her, I can look at pictures of tied up people anytime I want
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zachrabiroff.com
New at @comicsjournal.bsky.social: Gretchen Felker-Martin speaks out about DC Comics cancelling Red Hood, and her comments on the shooting of Charlie Kirk: "I had no regrets."