Archivist Prime
archivistprime.bsky.social
Archivist Prime
@archivistprime.bsky.social
Luke. Librarian. Nerd. Good at words. Terrible at Bluesky. He/him. Bi/pan/whatever.
New additions to the family: Luna and Leo. 4 month old littermates, SUPER friendly and adorable. We've had them a week and it already feels like years. 🥰
November 29, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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I hate the trope in stories where someone is a bad dad and husband but he does ONE heroic thing and is a big hero and everything is fine.

Like there probably won't be a big moment where you fight a dragon or a terrorist.

Go to your kids recital and learn their allergy list.
November 29, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Reprints of the books aren't mentioned in the article, but one hopes those are prominently on the table. I've been trying to get copies of them for actual, literal decades!
November 29, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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Does it strike anyone as weird that we have a ratings board that counts the number of times a movie says fuck or shows a boob and decides who is allowed to see it, and yet GenAI was dropped on the entire with no restrictions, no age verification, no checks, no regulation whatsoever?
November 29, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Me, a few months ago: hey this TMNT Remastered set is exactly my speed, gives me a taste of the major characters without committing to a collection.

How it started > How it's going
November 29, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Saw a piece on the fragmentation of the internet and… I think that’s a good thing? Assuming we survive to tidal wave of AI slop, the internet was at its best when it was little islands of nerdiness.

Now we just need to get pop-pop off facebook
November 29, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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Every time I accidentally see a clip from Fortnite it's like "at long last, we have created Ready Player One from the classic sci-fi novel Don't Create Ready Player One"
November 29, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Too many Woosters, not enough Jeeves.

Jeeves'. Jeeveses. Jeevi?
rich dudes got freakier after butlers fell out of fashion, like say what you will about having domestic servants but clearly it was some sort of moderating force on old rich dudes having a fancy man follow you around saying shit like "oh dear sir, that wouldn't be very becoming"
November 29, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 12:08 PM
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He's Back - Get Him!

Read more cartoons! ---> #PoliCartoon
Help us make more! ----> patreon.com/barry
June 17, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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everyone please look at and appreciate this incredible commission i got from @prips.bsky.social, it makes my heart happy 🥹
November 21, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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I'm also bringing these ridiculous/awesome beauties with me - custom made combo packs of an original sketch cover (drawn by me) + real action figure - and yes, they're for sale!
November 21, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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The greatest comic short story of all time. The original Peanuts strip that inspired the masterpiece. From Detective Comics 500 by Len Wein & Walt Simonson
November 20, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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I know at $25ish Super7's ReAction+ Figures are a little expensive, but they're pretty fun if you have a decent vehicle collection at home already.
November 21, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Needs more Joel and the bots
November 20, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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DA R0MAN Z0NE - dashare.zone ADMIN
November 13, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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Hey! I'm doing mini holiday blogs on the site every day through Xmas, if you're into that sort of thing. Read and check back: dinosaurdracula.com/blog/christmas-countdown/
November 20, 2025 at 5:15 PM
It reminded me of some of the early AEW I was watching not too long ago, where JR would comment on how things used to be and the other commentators would have to gently tell him "that was then, this is now". 😄
Tony Schiavone being surprised that Justin Roberts says “Show some love for Ricochet” is wild.

You’d think he’s never watched the show, but he literally commentates it 😂 #AEWDynamite
November 20, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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1. Great, let's do this

2. Here's some useful info (from my agent). You have until March 23, 2026 and it now includes illustrators

3. Here is the Works Lookup link: secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com/lookup/
November 18, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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y’all: “I’m against gay people because the Bible is against gay people!!!!!”

the Bible: [maybe three verses over two thousand pages that say gays are icky]

the Bible: [hundreds of verses saying that the wealthy are crap and they should surrender their riches]

y’all:
a man wearing a crown and sunglasses looks to the side
Alt: a homophobe wearing a crown, nervously clutching his money
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 11:30 AM
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The most searched term in regard to "AI" is "how do I turn this bullshit off" but somehow it's also worth more money than the entire world economy provides.

That makes sense sure.
November 20, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Read this thread. Learn scary things about hippos, zebras, and American history.

Really putting "I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas" to the test here.
I have been doing entirely too much earnest posting about deep things recently, I need to do a proper thread about hippo testicles or something just to keep myself sane.

Oh by the way hippos have migratory testicles.
a statue of a hippopotamus with its mouth open and teeth showing .
Alt: A hippo being tossed a watermelon, which it crushes in its massive jaws.
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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An entire argument dismantled in two words.
CNN: What if there are more names connected to the Democratic Party that come out in the files?

CHRIS MURPHY: So what?
November 20, 2025 at 1:11 PM