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Pashha Theosifon
@argonianmage.bsky.social
"Fix your hearts or die!"

"Life is better when we leap together."

Dovahkiin, any pronouns, Trans Rights 🏳️‍⚧️

Punk/Metalhead video games, comics, Warhammer, politics

🔞 SFW but still 18+, furry, 36, Bisexual.

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I watched the first season of this show and thought it pretty good. Season 2 bore me and I just didn't bother watching more and knowing how this show ends makes me glad I didn't invest in it. This edit however is really funny.
Tried to upload to Patreon a little while back but it refused. 😔

Watched dumb Stranger Things finale. Couldn't stop cackling "wiki-wiki-wild" because of giant wasteland spider. Synced one beat to the action and watched IN HORROR as it continued to match PERFECTLY.

I AM COMPELLED TO SHARE THE PAIN.
February 16, 2026 at 4:09 PM
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Dude I watched one season. What do you mean this is what that show becomes? Holy shit did I make the right choice to stop when I did.
Tried to upload to Patreon a little while back but it refused. 😔

Watched dumb Stranger Things finale. Couldn't stop cackling "wiki-wiki-wild" because of giant wasteland spider. Synced one beat to the action and watched IN HORROR as it continued to match PERFECTLY.

I AM COMPELLED TO SHARE THE PAIN.
February 16, 2026 at 3:44 PM
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Tried to upload to Patreon a little while back but it refused. 😔

Watched dumb Stranger Things finale. Couldn't stop cackling "wiki-wiki-wild" because of giant wasteland spider. Synced one beat to the action and watched IN HORROR as it continued to match PERFECTLY.

I AM COMPELLED TO SHARE THE PAIN.
February 16, 2026 at 3:23 PM
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Any single line of code written or asset created with GenAI
(GenAI = 🤮)
my game will not have …

(quote repost with something you dislike despite it being very normal)
February 16, 2026 at 3:30 PM
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US politics is two cults who desperately want to warn you about the other cult
February 15, 2026 at 10:09 PM
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Happy Valentines Day to the dragon who has supported me all these years and now we're dating??? Love you @paxunda.bsky.social! 🧡💚💛💜X 💜💙🖤

Art trade from the BEST @wackyworkbench.bsky.social
February 14, 2026 at 5:28 PM
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Fascists Don't Have Friends (feat. Kasane Teto) by @flangermoose.bsky.social

youtu.be/LEjftPKjkI8
Fascists Don't Have Friends (feat. Kasane Teto)
YouTube video by Flanger Moose
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February 16, 2026 at 3:35 PM
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I don’t normally do this but over $10000 has been wired out of both my saving and checking account, and I have a CC bill due tomorrow that as of right now I can’t cover. Any help is appreciated www.paypal.me/parapetch
Pay Samuel Barone using PayPal.Me
Go to paypal.me/parapetch and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
www.paypal.me
February 16, 2026 at 1:14 PM
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February 16, 2026 at 3:25 AM
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While the reference to "human" seems a bit out of place, the truth is that Disney characters are just people, not really anthropomorphic animals in the same way as Bugs Bunny.

It's why Mickey and Minnie aren't depicted as cheese-obsessed. It also explains the dichotomy between Goofy and Pluto.
February 16, 2026 at 3:34 PM
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don't buy no weed from castle town
[ drawing streak: 345 || full ralsei archive: bit.ly/dailyralsei || #deltarune #ralsei ]
February 16, 2026 at 3:45 PM
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Cerys got me a love-themed Kinder Surprise egg today, this was the toy inside it

Happy Valentine’s Dump Truck, everyone
February 14, 2026 at 6:02 PM
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x3
January 29, 2026 at 3:58 AM
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💕🌠
February 10, 2026 at 4:10 PM
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January 23, 2026 at 5:52 AM
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We've been looking forward to sharing this news for a long time. We're making a graphic novel!

The Owl House: The Long-Lived King
Written by me and the amazing @mikkicrisostomo.bsky.social

Illustrated by the incomparable @dindu99.bsky.social

We're so excited to tell a brand new story.
February 12, 2026 at 8:23 PM
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Vinesauce Joel: I just ran fourteen blocks, because I smelled bacon! But not tomato sauce, pesto please! Also, make it dark.
February 14, 2026 at 4:25 AM
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TOMBA!
February 14, 2026 at 6:37 AM
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other thing driving people so hard for "promise your vote right now for this shitbag years in advance" aside from the anxiety that cannot be quieted is the gnawing sense that the party CANNOT be budged from the 'no change+abandon minorities even harder' tack, so it's all yelling at everyone else
February 14, 2026 at 4:09 AM
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I don't get this... now? And based on Clair Obscur?

I thought $50 actually seemed high...

Games are cheaper now, between actual cost you pay vs list and all the free to play, games may have never been cheaper... sure there are big games going for $70 or MS trying to pad game pass value but...
One takeaway from the DICE convention here in Las Vegas, where game makers gather to pitch and schmooze?

Most video games should not cost $70.

This week’s column: www.bloomberg.com/news/newslet...
Video Games Need to Be Cheaper to Buy
One way to get out of the video-game industry funk is to recognize that players aren’t spending $70 on most games
www.bloomberg.com
February 14, 2026 at 6:43 AM
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Hey remember the shooting in Minneapolis that happened between Renee Good and Alexi Pretti, the guy they claimed was shot by an agent after he had attacked that agent with a shovel? I know it's hard to believe but the agents' story fell apart and charges were dropped. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/12/u...
February 14, 2026 at 4:37 AM
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My 10th wedding anniversary to @lunastarbright.bsky.social was on Tuesday!! I made this in celebration. I love you Luna!! 🧡🧡🧡 I am so grateful to have you in my life!!

🔶 portzebie.com #furry #furryart #futurama #holophonor
August 14, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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lookin at my 2020 pics.. year of the MURDER HORNETS
February 14, 2026 at 5:05 AM
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there’s a longer version here in which our hero follows up by telling him “you can go peacefully fuck yourself” after he claims to be “peacefully standing for my beliefs”
February 13, 2026 at 11:49 PM