Ari
@ariparis.bsky.social
🧶 Love yarn, crochet, Tunisian crochet
🩷 Mom of 1
💞 Taken
🥂🍸 Champagne and cocktails
🧀 Cheese lover
🪴 Grim reaper of plants (😔)
🌈 Love is love
🫏 Dem
🇨🇵 🇺🇸
(She/her/elle)
🩷 Mom of 1
💞 Taken
🥂🍸 Champagne and cocktails
🧀 Cheese lover
🪴 Grim reaper of plants (😔)
🌈 Love is love
🫏 Dem
🇨🇵 🇺🇸
(She/her/elle)
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It's 2015. President Barack Obama has accepted a "sky palace" jumbo jet from the Qatari government, which he'll own after he leaves office. "Everybody relax," he says in an interview with the New York Times. Everyone does. The networks then televise the military parade in his honor on his birthday.
May 11, 2025 at 6:43 PM
It's 2015. President Barack Obama has accepted a "sky palace" jumbo jet from the Qatari government, which he'll own after he leaves office. "Everybody relax," he says in an interview with the New York Times. Everyone does. The networks then televise the military parade in his honor on his birthday.
👋🏼 If you live in Illinois: I'm opening a yarn shop 🧶!! 🎉🎉Grand opening next month, check it out: ariyarn.com
✨Online orders for the United States will be open in May. ✨
✨Online orders for the United States will be open in May. ✨
AriYARN Shop and Studio
ariyarn.com
March 18, 2025 at 1:24 AM
👋🏼 If you live in Illinois: I'm opening a yarn shop 🧶!! 🎉🎉Grand opening next month, check it out: ariyarn.com
✨Online orders for the United States will be open in May. ✨
✨Online orders for the United States will be open in May. ✨
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I actually think the dems should attend the SOTU, wait till the 2nd sentence, and then walk out en masse, that'll do it, there'll be no address, he'll just have a meltdown on national Tv
March 3, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I actually think the dems should attend the SOTU, wait till the 2nd sentence, and then walk out en masse, that'll do it, there'll be no address, he'll just have a meltdown on national Tv
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Ok that made me laugh
I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes
February 19, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Ok that made me laugh
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ATTN FEDERAL WORKERS: I’ll say this again: download all your SF-50s, performance evals, and your eOPF.
Now.
Print hard copies.
And make sure you file an informal grievance with your supervisor within 15 days of any adverse action. Here is a template: www.muellershewrote.com/p/informal-g...
Now.
Print hard copies.
And make sure you file an informal grievance with your supervisor within 15 days of any adverse action. Here is a template: www.muellershewrote.com/p/informal-g...
Informal Grievance Template for Adverse Personnel Actions
There is a limited amount of time to oppose personnel actions. Time is short.
www.muellershewrote.com
February 14, 2025 at 5:34 AM
ATTN FEDERAL WORKERS: I’ll say this again: download all your SF-50s, performance evals, and your eOPF.
Now.
Print hard copies.
And make sure you file an informal grievance with your supervisor within 15 days of any adverse action. Here is a template: www.muellershewrote.com/p/informal-g...
Now.
Print hard copies.
And make sure you file an informal grievance with your supervisor within 15 days of any adverse action. Here is a template: www.muellershewrote.com/p/informal-g...
This crossword clue made me laugh. I can just HEAR it!
December 3, 2024 at 3:32 AM
This crossword clue made me laugh. I can just HEAR it!
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Robocop is a movie about a guy who gets killed on the job and they still made him go back to work
December 1, 2024 at 5:04 PM
Robocop is a movie about a guy who gets killed on the job and they still made him go back to work
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Thou shalt not accuse others of being criminals when you just made a criminal the commander in chief. Thou shalt stop being a gigantic hypocrite every second of thy life.
December 2, 2024 at 6:41 PM
Thou shalt not accuse others of being criminals when you just made a criminal the commander in chief. Thou shalt stop being a gigantic hypocrite every second of thy life.
Get ready to pay like $4 /avocado.
November 26, 2024 at 2:31 AM
Get ready to pay like $4 /avocado.
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Jesus was at Walgreen’s again.
November 23, 2024 at 5:15 PM
Jesus was at Walgreen’s again.
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"If a woman doesn't look woman enough to a Republican, they want to be able to inspect your genitals to use a bathroom? It's disgusting.
Everyone should reject it completely... they're endangering women, they're endangering girls of all kind, and everyone should reject it. It's gross." - AOC
Everyone should reject it completely... they're endangering women, they're endangering girls of all kind, and everyone should reject it. It's gross." - AOC
November 21, 2024 at 2:44 AM
"If a woman doesn't look woman enough to a Republican, they want to be able to inspect your genitals to use a bathroom? It's disgusting.
Everyone should reject it completely... they're endangering women, they're endangering girls of all kind, and everyone should reject it. It's gross." - AOC
Everyone should reject it completely... they're endangering women, they're endangering girls of all kind, and everyone should reject it. It's gross." - AOC
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"Bluesky is awesome now, for how long?" I mean, look, all things change and end, we will all die, earth will be uninhabitable in a billion years, then the sun will expand and destroy the planet, and the universe will die a slow death of proton decay. But BEFORE THAT, let's make this place fun, okay?
November 20, 2024 at 12:49 PM
"Bluesky is awesome now, for how long?" I mean, look, all things change and end, we will all die, earth will be uninhabitable in a billion years, then the sun will expand and destroy the planet, and the universe will die a slow death of proton decay. But BEFORE THAT, let's make this place fun, okay?
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Among so many damaging desecrations to come, the fact that Trump will be in office when we Americans are meant to celebrate the 250th anniversary of our democratic experiment in 2026 is particularly nauseating.
November 13, 2024 at 2:00 PM
Among so many damaging desecrations to come, the fact that Trump will be in office when we Americans are meant to celebrate the 250th anniversary of our democratic experiment in 2026 is particularly nauseating.
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Bluesky now has over 20M people!! 🎉
We've been adding over a million users per day for the last few days. To celebrate, here are 20 fun facts about Bluesky:
We've been adding over a million users per day for the last few days. To celebrate, here are 20 fun facts about Bluesky:
November 19, 2024 at 6:51 PM
Bluesky now has over 20M people!! 🎉
We've been adding over a million users per day for the last few days. To celebrate, here are 20 fun facts about Bluesky:
We've been adding over a million users per day for the last few days. To celebrate, here are 20 fun facts about Bluesky:
My weather app has lost its mind. This is Chicago in November? 😂
The end is near my friend's.
The end is near my friend's.
November 19, 2024 at 1:39 PM
My weather app has lost its mind. This is Chicago in November? 😂
The end is near my friend's.
The end is near my friend's.
10 shows to get to know me:
1. The Handmaid's Tale
2. Outlander
3. Black Mirror
4. Bad Sisters
5. Abbott Elementary
6. Dateline
7. This is Us
8. Six Feet Under
9. Ozark
10. Breaking Bad
1. The Handmaid's Tale
2. Outlander
3. Black Mirror
4. Bad Sisters
5. Abbott Elementary
6. Dateline
7. This is Us
8. Six Feet Under
9. Ozark
10. Breaking Bad
November 18, 2024 at 2:30 AM
10 shows to get to know me:
1. The Handmaid's Tale
2. Outlander
3. Black Mirror
4. Bad Sisters
5. Abbott Elementary
6. Dateline
7. This is Us
8. Six Feet Under
9. Ozark
10. Breaking Bad
1. The Handmaid's Tale
2. Outlander
3. Black Mirror
4. Bad Sisters
5. Abbott Elementary
6. Dateline
7. This is Us
8. Six Feet Under
9. Ozark
10. Breaking Bad
I just signed up for a basket weaving workshop next month and I'm very excited to try a new craft. Pumped to make lots of baskets in the near future. 🧺
Dang, I'm old.
Dang, I'm old.
November 17, 2024 at 3:23 AM
I just signed up for a basket weaving workshop next month and I'm very excited to try a new craft. Pumped to make lots of baskets in the near future. 🧺
Dang, I'm old.
Dang, I'm old.
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The decoy keyboard is working
November 15, 2024 at 9:18 PM
The decoy keyboard is working
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Throwback to the time we sat our cats down and told them we were adopting a dog. I cannot stress enough that this is the ACTUAL picture from that conversation 🤣
November 15, 2024 at 7:25 PM
Throwback to the time we sat our cats down and told them we were adopting a dog. I cannot stress enough that this is the ACTUAL picture from that conversation 🤣
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“What was the first major BlueSky sporting event?”
“We watched an elderly Mike Tyson fight a YouTube influencer on a busted stream.”
“We watched an elderly Mike Tyson fight a YouTube influencer on a busted stream.”
November 16, 2024 at 5:13 AM
“What was the first major BlueSky sporting event?”
“We watched an elderly Mike Tyson fight a YouTube influencer on a busted stream.”
“We watched an elderly Mike Tyson fight a YouTube influencer on a busted stream.”
Netflix, I’m about to give up!
November 16, 2024 at 3:29 AM
Netflix, I’m about to give up!
Netflix livestream was doing just fine until now… This is getting very annoying!
November 16, 2024 at 3:18 AM
Netflix livestream was doing just fine until now… This is getting very annoying!
I looooove that there are no ads cluttering my feed here. So refreshing.
November 14, 2024 at 1:34 AM
I looooove that there are no ads cluttering my feed here. So refreshing.
After one day on this app, I gotta say I love the peace and quiet! Just deleted the decrepit bird app forever. I'm home! 🦋
November 13, 2024 at 10:33 AM
After one day on this app, I gotta say I love the peace and quiet! Just deleted the decrepit bird app forever. I'm home! 🦋