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His Imperial Trillness
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I told my step pop someone hit me. When he asked if I hit them back, I replied that fighting in school was not allowed.

That’s when he gave me this gem : When someone hits you, you’re already in a fight, you’re just losing.

It’s cool to want peace but sometimes you gotta fight for it.
Here’s what’s important here. Just because the other side wants a fight doesn’t mean you should avoid one. Sometimes you have to get out of your head, quit trying to be clever and cute and fucking fight.
A leaked document obtained by HuffPost reveals the fierce backlash against Trump's now-rescinded funding freeze was part of the plan all along
Just found a clean version of Cam’s Purple Haze.
This new D.L.C. (Dad Lesson Content) is going to change the streets of Matchbox City forever
November 15, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Football at the family reunion in July. I missed the ball and a trip to the ER.

Winning.
For my millennials when’s the last time you ran at full speed?
November 14, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I wish more jazz venues had dance floors. I wanna do strange dances on fine carpets.
November 13, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Remember the guy who was fly on the computer in 3 stacks throw some D’s verse? This him right here. ⬇️

tidal.com/browse/track...
November 12, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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Can someone please tell me how they got a script for a wheelchair?? I’ve been begging my pcp and have had no eval for mobility aides since I’ve been sick! What do I ask for
November 12, 2025 at 4:00 PM
We need to start naming babies Clarence again.
November 11, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Houston
New York
Chicago
Vegas.

(It's wild to me that all my International trips have all been cerebral )
What cities have you had the most fun in?
November 10, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Dumb question. Why can't data centers use seawater for cooling?
November 10, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Rock doesn't cover paper literally, paper contains the research that covers every aspect of rock’s being and guarantees destruction.
How the hell does paper beat rock anyway, if rocks are essentially a paperweight? Papers are easily swayed and can be torn apart with ease. To destroy rock, you Ned heavy force or volcano hot conditions. Paper should win nothing on principle alone.
November 9, 2025 at 10:54 PM
The Wave god just touched down
a man in a tank top is holding a dollar bill in front of a wave
ALT: a man in a tank top is holding a dollar bill in front of a wave
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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1/ The US Government has quietly removed a memorial to Black soldiers who died in World War II from the Netherlands American Cemetery in Margraten, South Limburg. The move follows a complaint from the right-wing Heritage Foundation to the American Battle Monuments Commission. ⬇️
November 9, 2025 at 9:23 AM
I just told my son everything around cost money except for air and love.

I hope I’m wrong
November 9, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I’m just dading —making my son some pancakes….

He comes down the steps and says.

Everyone and world has hair except for YOU.

I hope you all are having a morning full of love and respect.
November 8, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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November 6, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Eric Adams escaping from you people after the election.
Good morning 🌄 🙏
November 6, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Have you tried a personal dancehall party in your kitchen?

I’m not saying a little whine can fix it all but it might get you through till lunch.
November 6, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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Was listening to a podcast with a conversation with Zohran Mamdani's pops and the roots of his political education are making senseeeee. His dad is a professor and author, look at the books he's published!
November 6, 2025 at 4:43 AM
stopping at the corner store that sold comics.
You just got out of school in 8th grade and find a fresh $20 bill on the ground. What's your next move?
November 6, 2025 at 12:06 AM
If you’re outside with Kiss, you can’t miss
The lesson is clear, american politicians must seek the approval of jadakiss on an individual basis.
November 5, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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I contributed several collage illustrations in this upcoming issue of Umber. Preorder at the link to support this amazing project. www.thisisumber.com/shop/p/colla...
The Collage Issue — Umber
A visual tapestry of global culture, representing the brilliance of creative minds. Available in Winter 2026.
www.thisisumber.com
November 4, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Day off with my main man. A fire broke out at the construction site, but the rescue crew handled it.

These play silks are versatile af
November 4, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Only the best people
the password to the louvre surveillance server was "louvre"

www.thesocialpost.it/2025/11/02/f...
November 3, 2025 at 7:27 PM
This will be my last year working on national sandwich day.

Sandwiches are a component of my spiritual practice.
November 3, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Lord pacci done woke up Dead!!???!.
This family had a funeral for the baby's pacifier and I am ROLLING lmaooo I love us
November 3, 2025 at 2:53 PM
A man sat at the bus stop

one shoe on, one off

oscillating between vape hits and sips of Bud Ice.

Beside him sat a tube of lube.

I don’t know what kind of day my man is planning —
I DO know I should seriously consider driving to work
November 3, 2025 at 2:13 PM