Eamus Catuli
@artg44.bsky.social
Chicago Cubs. Newcastle United. UNI Panthers. CF97.
Hell yeah Lewis Miley!!!!
December 17, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Hell yeah Lewis Miley!!!!
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LUHAN: Is the FCC an independent agency?
CARR: I think th---
L: Yes or no
C: There's a test for this in the la---
L: It's yes or no, Brendan! On your website, it simply says, man, 'the FCC is independent.' This isn't a trick question
C: The FCC is not
L: So is your website lying?
C: Possibly
CARR: I think th---
L: Yes or no
C: There's a test for this in the la---
L: It's yes or no, Brendan! On your website, it simply says, man, 'the FCC is independent.' This isn't a trick question
C: The FCC is not
L: So is your website lying?
C: Possibly
December 17, 2025 at 4:54 PM
LUHAN: Is the FCC an independent agency?
CARR: I think th---
L: Yes or no
C: There's a test for this in the la---
L: It's yes or no, Brendan! On your website, it simply says, man, 'the FCC is independent.' This isn't a trick question
C: The FCC is not
L: So is your website lying?
C: Possibly
CARR: I think th---
L: Yes or no
C: There's a test for this in the la---
L: It's yes or no, Brendan! On your website, it simply says, man, 'the FCC is independent.' This isn't a trick question
C: The FCC is not
L: So is your website lying?
C: Possibly
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OK, on the one hand, it got everything wrong.
On the other hand, if you think of this as a performance, it's absolutely god-tier comic art.
On the other hand, if you think of this as a performance, it's absolutely god-tier comic art.
For anyone worried AI will replace all of us.
Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986”
I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986”
I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
December 17, 2025 at 12:10 PM
OK, on the one hand, it got everything wrong.
On the other hand, if you think of this as a performance, it's absolutely god-tier comic art.
On the other hand, if you think of this as a performance, it's absolutely god-tier comic art.
And that’s saying something for a Trump post to still shock.
FAR past time for the 25th amendment to be invoked. It won’t happen with his cult in power, but a guy can dream, yeah?
FAR past time for the 25th amendment to be invoked. It won’t happen with his cult in power, but a guy can dream, yeah?
December 15, 2025 at 4:09 PM
And that’s saying something for a Trump post to still shock.
FAR past time for the 25th amendment to be invoked. It won’t happen with his cult in power, but a guy can dream, yeah?
FAR past time for the 25th amendment to be invoked. It won’t happen with his cult in power, but a guy can dream, yeah?
December 14, 2025 at 3:55 PM
December 14, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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Trump threatened to pull the state's federal funding, he sent Vance there multiple times, his allies (including his son) are currently threatening to oust all the Republicans who rebuked him, and he's already sicced his goons on these lawmakers, bringing them countless death threats. But ok.
Reporter: The senate in Indiana voted against the redistricting effort.
Trump: I wasn't working on it very hard. I wasn't very much involved
Trump: I wasn't working on it very hard. I wasn't very much involved
December 12, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Trump threatened to pull the state's federal funding, he sent Vance there multiple times, his allies (including his son) are currently threatening to oust all the Republicans who rebuked him, and he's already sicced his goons on these lawmakers, bringing them countless death threats. But ok.
Well shit. Yet more dropped points but at the same time a draw away in the Champions League isn’t the worst result either.
This trend of conceding late goals is super concerning though…..
#nufc
This trend of conceding late goals is super concerning though…..
#nufc
December 10, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Well shit. Yet more dropped points but at the same time a draw away in the Champions League isn’t the worst result either.
This trend of conceding late goals is super concerning though…..
#nufc
This trend of conceding late goals is super concerning though…..
#nufc
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Trump admits he took another cognitive test.
They don’t just give those out for funsies.
He also says the NYT reporting on his heath is sedition and perhaps treason.
Whatever news he got must be awful.
They don’t just give those out for funsies.
He also says the NYT reporting on his heath is sedition and perhaps treason.
Whatever news he got must be awful.
December 10, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Trump admits he took another cognitive test.
They don’t just give those out for funsies.
He also says the NYT reporting on his heath is sedition and perhaps treason.
Whatever news he got must be awful.
They don’t just give those out for funsies.
He also says the NYT reporting on his heath is sedition and perhaps treason.
Whatever news he got must be awful.
Love this thread
What food mascot has the most punchable face?
December 9, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Love this thread
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When I look around at sweaty men at the gym, I always think about how I would like to be on an airplane next to them immediately
Duffy on what he's doing to improve the airport experience for travelers: "Maybe I want a workout area where people might get some blood flowing doing some pull ups or step ups in the airport."
December 9, 2025 at 5:14 PM
When I look around at sweaty men at the gym, I always think about how I would like to be on an airplane next to them immediately
Parsing Jed:
If other teams are cheap like Ricketts is, maybe we will sign someone. If not, well, we’ll continue to operate like the Pirates of the North Side..
If other teams are cheap like Ricketts is, maybe we will sign someone. If not, well, we’ll continue to operate like the Pirates of the North Side..
After signing veteran Phil Maton, Jed Hoyer believes Cubs will be in market for another high-lev reliever: "Whether we end up signing someone or not I don't know. Depends on how other teams value them, honestly. But we can definitely be in that market & we're obviously going to sign more relievers."
December 9, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Parsing Jed:
If other teams are cheap like Ricketts is, maybe we will sign someone. If not, well, we’ll continue to operate like the Pirates of the North Side..
If other teams are cheap like Ricketts is, maybe we will sign someone. If not, well, we’ll continue to operate like the Pirates of the North Side..
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December 6, 2025 at 3:58 PM
That’s gotta be a penalty
December 6, 2025 at 3:52 PM
That’s gotta be a penalty
And then Hoyer tried to make a move for Gallen but the cobwebs in the wallet that Ricketts gives him were too thick to be overcome
"Yes," Jed Hoyer said to himself as he observed the man in the next aisle at Ace Hardware. "That's Zac Gallen. I see him."
The Cubs Are “Looking at” Free Agent Starter Zac Gallen, Too
December 5, 2025 at 11:45 PM
And then Hoyer tried to make a move for Gallen but the cobwebs in the wallet that Ricketts gives him were too thick to be overcome
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this has been my ringtone for years and when it goes off in unexpected places you can see people being all “is that coming from the middle-aged lady’s phone” and yes fuckers it absolutely is
“California Love” turns 30 today
“Pac had just gotten out [of prison] and he came by” my home studio, said Dr. Dre. “He heard the beat one time and just went straight to writing — no hesitation .. and did the whole thing in one take. The whole room knew right then it was something special.”
“Pac had just gotten out [of prison] and he came by” my home studio, said Dr. Dre. “He heard the beat one time and just went straight to writing — no hesitation .. and did the whole thing in one take. The whole room knew right then it was something special.”
December 4, 2025 at 1:02 AM
this has been my ringtone for years and when it goes off in unexpected places you can see people being all “is that coming from the middle-aged lady’s phone” and yes fuckers it absolutely is
Ahhh yes, says the guy/party that railed on Biden ahead of the last election about the lack of affordability of eggs
December 3, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Ahhh yes, says the guy/party that railed on Biden ahead of the last election about the lack of affordability of eggs
Lying. Trump lies like he breathes oxygen.
No one has an MRI without knowing the reason why.
The dude could literally have a giant growth protruding from his head and he’d tell everyone he was a perfect specimen in 6’5” 275lb linebacker shape
No one has an MRI without knowing the reason why.
The dude could literally have a giant growth protruding from his head and he’d tell everyone he was a perfect specimen in 6’5” 275lb linebacker shape
Either extremely confused -- or lying to the American people.
December 3, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Lying. Trump lies like he breathes oxygen.
No one has an MRI without knowing the reason why.
The dude could literally have a giant growth protruding from his head and he’d tell everyone he was a perfect specimen in 6’5” 275lb linebacker shape
No one has an MRI without knowing the reason why.
The dude could literally have a giant growth protruding from his head and he’d tell everyone he was a perfect specimen in 6’5” 275lb linebacker shape