Eamus Catuli
@artg44.bsky.social
Chicago Cubs. Newcastle United. UNI Panthers. CF97.
December 14, 2025 at 3:55 PM
December 14, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Reposted by Eamus Catuli
Trump threatened to pull the state's federal funding, he sent Vance there multiple times, his allies (including his son) are currently threatening to oust all the Republicans who rebuked him, and he's already sicced his goons on these lawmakers, bringing them countless death threats. But ok.
Reporter: The senate in Indiana voted against the redistricting effort.
Trump: I wasn't working on it very hard. I wasn't very much involved
Trump: I wasn't working on it very hard. I wasn't very much involved
December 12, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Trump threatened to pull the state's federal funding, he sent Vance there multiple times, his allies (including his son) are currently threatening to oust all the Republicans who rebuked him, and he's already sicced his goons on these lawmakers, bringing them countless death threats. But ok.
Well shit. Yet more dropped points but at the same time a draw away in the Champions League isn’t the worst result either.
This trend of conceding late goals is super concerning though…..
#nufc
This trend of conceding late goals is super concerning though…..
#nufc
December 10, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Well shit. Yet more dropped points but at the same time a draw away in the Champions League isn’t the worst result either.
This trend of conceding late goals is super concerning though…..
#nufc
This trend of conceding late goals is super concerning though…..
#nufc
Reposted by Eamus Catuli
Trump admits he took another cognitive test.
They don’t just give those out for funsies.
He also says the NYT reporting on his heath is sedition and perhaps treason.
Whatever news he got must be awful.
They don’t just give those out for funsies.
He also says the NYT reporting on his heath is sedition and perhaps treason.
Whatever news he got must be awful.
December 10, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Trump admits he took another cognitive test.
They don’t just give those out for funsies.
He also says the NYT reporting on his heath is sedition and perhaps treason.
Whatever news he got must be awful.
They don’t just give those out for funsies.
He also says the NYT reporting on his heath is sedition and perhaps treason.
Whatever news he got must be awful.
Love this thread
What food mascot has the most punchable face?
December 9, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Love this thread
Reposted by Eamus Catuli
When I look around at sweaty men at the gym, I always think about how I would like to be on an airplane next to them immediately
Duffy on what he's doing to improve the airport experience for travelers: "Maybe I want a workout area where people might get some blood flowing doing some pull ups or step ups in the airport."
December 9, 2025 at 5:14 PM
When I look around at sweaty men at the gym, I always think about how I would like to be on an airplane next to them immediately
Parsing Jed:
If other teams are cheap like Ricketts is, maybe we will sign someone. If not, well, we’ll continue to operate like the Pirates of the North Side..
If other teams are cheap like Ricketts is, maybe we will sign someone. If not, well, we’ll continue to operate like the Pirates of the North Side..
After signing veteran Phil Maton, Jed Hoyer believes Cubs will be in market for another high-lev reliever: "Whether we end up signing someone or not I don't know. Depends on how other teams value them, honestly. But we can definitely be in that market & we're obviously going to sign more relievers."
December 9, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Parsing Jed:
If other teams are cheap like Ricketts is, maybe we will sign someone. If not, well, we’ll continue to operate like the Pirates of the North Side..
If other teams are cheap like Ricketts is, maybe we will sign someone. If not, well, we’ll continue to operate like the Pirates of the North Side..
Reposted by Eamus Catuli
December 6, 2025 at 3:58 PM
That’s gotta be a penalty
December 6, 2025 at 3:52 PM
That’s gotta be a penalty
And then Hoyer tried to make a move for Gallen but the cobwebs in the wallet that Ricketts gives him were too thick to be overcome
"Yes," Jed Hoyer said to himself as he observed the man in the next aisle at Ace Hardware. "That's Zac Gallen. I see him."
The Cubs Are “Looking at” Free Agent Starter Zac Gallen, Too
December 5, 2025 at 11:45 PM
And then Hoyer tried to make a move for Gallen but the cobwebs in the wallet that Ricketts gives him were too thick to be overcome
Reposted by Eamus Catuli
this has been my ringtone for years and when it goes off in unexpected places you can see people being all “is that coming from the middle-aged lady’s phone” and yes fuckers it absolutely is
“California Love” turns 30 today
“Pac had just gotten out [of prison] and he came by” my home studio, said Dr. Dre. “He heard the beat one time and just went straight to writing — no hesitation .. and did the whole thing in one take. The whole room knew right then it was something special.”
“Pac had just gotten out [of prison] and he came by” my home studio, said Dr. Dre. “He heard the beat one time and just went straight to writing — no hesitation .. and did the whole thing in one take. The whole room knew right then it was something special.”
December 4, 2025 at 1:02 AM
this has been my ringtone for years and when it goes off in unexpected places you can see people being all “is that coming from the middle-aged lady’s phone” and yes fuckers it absolutely is
Ahhh yes, says the guy/party that railed on Biden ahead of the last election about the lack of affordability of eggs
December 3, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Ahhh yes, says the guy/party that railed on Biden ahead of the last election about the lack of affordability of eggs
Lying. Trump lies like he breathes oxygen.
No one has an MRI without knowing the reason why.
The dude could literally have a giant growth protruding from his head and he’d tell everyone he was a perfect specimen in 6’5” 275lb linebacker shape
No one has an MRI without knowing the reason why.
The dude could literally have a giant growth protruding from his head and he’d tell everyone he was a perfect specimen in 6’5” 275lb linebacker shape
Either extremely confused -- or lying to the American people.
December 3, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Lying. Trump lies like he breathes oxygen.
No one has an MRI without knowing the reason why.
The dude could literally have a giant growth protruding from his head and he’d tell everyone he was a perfect specimen in 6’5” 275lb linebacker shape
No one has an MRI without knowing the reason why.
The dude could literally have a giant growth protruding from his head and he’d tell everyone he was a perfect specimen in 6’5” 275lb linebacker shape
December 2, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Reposted by Eamus Catuli
First thing on every undocumented worker’s mind upon arriving in the United States: use a huge stockpile of cash to make a down payment and lock into a 30-year mortgage.
JD Vance: "Why did homes get so unaffordable? Because we had 20 million illegal aliens in this country taking homes that ought by right go to American citizens."
December 2, 2025 at 6:04 PM
First thing on every undocumented worker’s mind upon arriving in the United States: use a huge stockpile of cash to make a down payment and lock into a 30-year mortgage.
Reposted by Eamus Catuli
we got about a jar of giardiniera worth of snow in Chicago
November 30, 2025 at 5:22 AM
we got about a jar of giardiniera worth of snow in Chicago