Justin
@artness.bsky.social
Calm, collected, Virginian space outlaw
🎨 Maker of art. Crafter of things.
🧑🏼🎨 Next show: Hampton Comicon (Feb. 21)
🦸♂️ He/him/Strong Boy
ArtnessByJustinBrown.com
🎨 Maker of art. Crafter of things.
🧑🏼🎨 Next show: Hampton Comicon (Feb. 21)
🦸♂️ He/him/Strong Boy
ArtnessByJustinBrown.com
These people who do Skeleton in the winter Olympics are like legit daredevils. That should be the new name of the sport. Daredevil Sledding. This is the pre-Evel Knievel shit they'd do in a circus from the 1930's
February 15, 2026 at 2:24 AM
These people who do Skeleton in the winter Olympics are like legit daredevils. That should be the new name of the sport. Daredevil Sledding. This is the pre-Evel Knievel shit they'd do in a circus from the 1930's
The "Get Fucked, Ted Cruz" Tour continues
The Virginia Supreme Court has ruled that the state can put a redistricting plan on the ballot this spring that could add as many as four more Democratic seats in Congress.
The referendum will take place on April 21.
The referendum will take place on April 21.
February 15, 2026 at 1:43 AM
The "Get Fucked, Ted Cruz" Tour continues
White guys who believe the things this guy believes should be erased
White House stands by State Department nominee who complains that "white Americans are increasingly second-class citizens," warns of "white erasure" and says "the Jews love to see themselves as oppressed." @camcgrady.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/2026/02/13/u...
Trump Nominates an Apostle of ‘White Erasure’ for the State Department
www.nytimes.com
February 15, 2026 at 1:23 AM
White guys who believe the things this guy believes should be erased
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This was Wes Anderson *as hell.*
this sequence in the U.S. women’s curling match was pure cinema
February 14, 2026 at 11:57 PM
This was Wes Anderson *as hell.*
Spent the whole morning engineering a way to attach a dog poop trash can to a tree with the parts on hand without drilling into the tree. I still need to camouflage the zip ties but. I think it's pretty good
February 14, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Spent the whole morning engineering a way to attach a dog poop trash can to a tree with the parts on hand without drilling into the tree. I still need to camouflage the zip ties but. I think it's pretty good
E-bikes are most famous for getting people grievously injured and killed so I'm sure these won't cause any problems
Nike's battery-powered footwear system, which propels wearers forward, is part of a broader push to help humans move farther and faster.
'E-bike for your feet': How bionic sneakers could change human mobility
Nike's battery-powered footwear system, which propels wearers forward, is part of a broader push to help humans move farther and faster.
n.pr
February 14, 2026 at 4:28 PM
E-bikes are most famous for getting people grievously injured and killed so I'm sure these won't cause any problems
"This is why there must be a full, independent investigation of every incident that the Death Star has been involved in. ISB and this administration cannot be trusted to carry out investigations on their own.
And it's why Democrats are fighting to rein in the Death Star."
And it's why Democrats are fighting to rein in the Death Star."
February 14, 2026 at 4:02 AM
"This is why there must be a full, independent investigation of every incident that the Death Star has been involved in. ISB and this administration cannot be trusted to carry out investigations on their own.
And it's why Democrats are fighting to rein in the Death Star."
And it's why Democrats are fighting to rein in the Death Star."
Inventory now includes 230 George Pérez posters
February 13, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Inventory now includes 230 George Pérez posters
Describe your Bluesky account in a single image
February 13, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Describe your Bluesky account in a single image
Did you know: I've designed over 100 stickers, patches, and buttons? But I still have IKEA + homemade furniture because the world at large has yet to appreciate my brilliance (also: I like IKEA furniture; it gets a bad rap). Anyway I spent all morning doing inventory + organizing. Please clap
February 13, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Did you know: I've designed over 100 stickers, patches, and buttons? But I still have IKEA + homemade furniture because the world at large has yet to appreciate my brilliance (also: I like IKEA furniture; it gets a bad rap). Anyway I spent all morning doing inventory + organizing. Please clap
"Betting on the NBA All-Star game" used to be the reddest of red flags indicating a gambling addiction and now they're encouraging it at the bottom of the screen on like dozens of television networks, 24 hours a day
February 13, 2026 at 11:06 PM
"Betting on the NBA All-Star game" used to be the reddest of red flags indicating a gambling addiction and now they're encouraging it at the bottom of the screen on like dozens of television networks, 24 hours a day
Well he's the picture of health so, I think we should listen to him
This is so deranged. The Epstein associate who directed the Melania film AND the Mike Tyson ad is like “if you don’t do what my ad says and completely change your diet right now, then you will die.”
February 13, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Well he's the picture of health so, I think we should listen to him
"look at what these lunatic snowbound people came up with when they went winter-mad for 6 months every year" is a particularly compelling genre of athletics
while i like the summer olympics more, in general, i definitely shout “get over here! look at these maniacs!” a lot more during the winter games
February 13, 2026 at 4:16 AM
"look at what these lunatic snowbound people came up with when they went winter-mad for 6 months every year" is a particularly compelling genre of athletics
Somebody please [redacted] this wet bag of leprechaun assholes
Fuentes, yesterday: “Our #1 political enemy is women because women constrain everything, every conversation, every man, everything. They have to be imprisoned. They are the ones that are hurting the fertility rate. They're the ones making us sympathetic to poor people, which are also brown people.”
Nick Fuentes: “The number one political enemy in America is women. … They have to be imprisoned.”
www.mediamatters.org
February 12, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Somebody please [redacted] this wet bag of leprechaun assholes
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There’s a vote in DC tomorrow that would give DHS $11 billion more in funding. Schumer and Jeffries have already walked back any “demands” they had for DHS.
I, for one, do not think this timing is just a coincidence. Turn down the temp for the vote. Turn it right back up when the bag is secured.
I, for one, do not think this timing is just a coincidence. Turn down the temp for the vote. Turn it right back up when the bag is secured.
Homan: "Operation Metro Surge is ending. In the next week, we're going to deploy the officers here on detail back to their home stations or to other areas of the country where they're needed."
February 12, 2026 at 3:51 PM
There’s a vote in DC tomorrow that would give DHS $11 billion more in funding. Schumer and Jeffries have already walked back any “demands” they had for DHS.
I, for one, do not think this timing is just a coincidence. Turn down the temp for the vote. Turn it right back up when the bag is secured.
I, for one, do not think this timing is just a coincidence. Turn down the temp for the vote. Turn it right back up when the bag is secured.
The guy who directed:
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• Kiss the Girls
• Runaway Jury
• lots of television
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• Kiss the Girls
• Runaway Jury
• lots of television
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
guys i just found out i went to the same high school as howard lutnick. please respect my privacy at this time.
February 12, 2026 at 12:33 PM
The guy who directed:
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• Kiss the Girls
• Runaway Jury
• lots of television
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• Kiss the Girls
• Runaway Jury
• lots of television
Was planning to work all day today but ended up playing with Bertie all morning, then taking her to a bookstore for an hour, then lunch, then spent all afternoon cuddled on the couch with her watching Frozen + three Frozen short films so like. How does anyone believe in capitalism even a little bit
February 12, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Was planning to work all day today but ended up playing with Bertie all morning, then taking her to a bookstore for an hour, then lunch, then spent all afternoon cuddled on the couch with her watching Frozen + three Frozen short films so like. How does anyone believe in capitalism even a little bit
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New sticker idea that came to me in a dream
February 10, 2026 at 9:10 PM
New sticker idea that came to me in a dream
New sticker idea that came to me in a dream
February 10, 2026 at 9:10 PM
New sticker idea that came to me in a dream
How much do hitmen charge, per job
Just as a fun experiment I divided this number by 8 billion and got $6500. I mention this for no reason.
February 10, 2026 at 12:14 PM
How much do hitmen charge, per job
Rush Limbaugh was an entire industry for decades and when he died, the only thing that lasted was people celebrating with a crab rave
February 10, 2026 at 12:13 PM
Rush Limbaugh was an entire industry for decades and when he died, the only thing that lasted was people celebrating with a crab rave
And what happened to squash
Do people still play raquetball?
February 10, 2026 at 12:08 PM
And what happened to squash
Fountains of Wayne's cover of "Better Things"
what's the first song you're gonna blast when It Happens
February 10, 2026 at 12:02 PM
Fountains of Wayne's cover of "Better Things"