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Ashley Hynes
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She/Her- Trans woman- Lesbian- subway conductor- theme park nerd- Marvel fanatic- lover of poofy ball gowns.
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Trump supporters “Biden ruined the economy!!!”

Also Trump supports “the economy isn’t failing right now, it’s only back down to where it was last year”

Yeah… last year, under Biden, who you claim ruined the economy, despite that being an obvious lie, but whatever…
A rehearsal/pilot game for the Alex Trebek incarnation of Jeopardy!

It’s a rough cut, with technical faults, including Alex mishearing which category a contestant asked for and reading the wrong card.

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Jeopardy Trebek Pilot 1 Rehearsal 1983
YouTube video by Cribs
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November 26, 2025 at 7:53 AM
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hi pets, me and wife are scared but very close to living in a safe place, so we come here asking for mutual aid. any help is welcome.

ko-fi.com/tabymeow

my medical condition is a lot clearer since the schizophrenia diagnosis. i suffer from a pain disorder caused by trauma, and it's uncertain if +
November 25, 2025 at 1:33 PM
And now there’s chatter that Cuomo wants to challenge Schumer for his senate seat…

FOR FUCKS SAKE MAN CAN YOU TAKE A GOD DAMN HINT!?!?!

We don’t want you. Go retire to Florida like you said you would if you lost to Mamdani…
November 25, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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February 25, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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November 24, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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Every day I'm reminded of this official manga panel of Samus is a good day.
November 22, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I love love love it when someone wearing headphones accuses me of not having said anything over the train PA…

Hey… dude… IF EVERYONE ELSE IS GETTING OFF, maybe I did say something and you’re the problem…
November 23, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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It's that time of year
November 22, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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elon installs a new feature that publicly displays the country where your app was installed and operates from

people find out the most racist pro-US accounts are based in israel, india, bangladesh, etc

US DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY TWITTER BASED IN ISRAEL

elon pauses location feature
November 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Can we talk about how good the climax of WKRP’s “Turkey’s away” is from an acting perspective. Sure it’s often called one of the funniest things ever on TV, but this is carried just by actor Richard Sander’s performance.
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WKRP in Cincinnati Turkey Drop
YouTube video by Carla Johnson
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November 22, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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Holy fuck Marjorie Taylor Greene is resigning!!!!!
November 22, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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Steak ’N Shake Employee Screams After Nude RFK Jr. Climbs Out Of Beef Tallow Fryer
Steak ’N Shake Employee Screams After Nude RFK Jr. Climbs Out Of Beef Tallow Fryer
SOUTH BEND, IN—Expressing horror at the sight of the health secretary’s bare torso emerging from the vat of grease, a local Steak ’n Shake employee reportedly screamed Friday after a nude Robert F. Ke...
theonion.com
November 21, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Island of 87,000 people… vs two idiots…
The men, Gavin and Tanner, planned and trained for nearly a year, legal documents say, in an elaborate attempt to invade a Haitian island, kill its Black men, enslave its Black women and Black children and fulfill their "rape fantasies." #BlackskyNews

www.fox4news.com/news/haitian...
NTX men planned to murder men, enslave women on foreign island: Indictment
Two North Texas men have been indicted for an alleged scheme to sail to a foreign island, murder all the men, and enslave the women and children.
www.fox4news.com
November 21, 2025 at 3:24 PM
These contractors, working for the pentagon, should have had access to the best possible GPS gear. They should have been able to exactly spot the border.

They did not care and shoved those signs wherever they damn well pleased…
What the hell: The US accidentally invaded Mexico on Monday, storming a beach and planting DoD “restricted area” signs claiming the land for “the commander,” and triggered a standoff with armed Mexican security forces, all because Trump’s government can’t even identify a border on a map. 🧵 1/
November 21, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Trump has a 28 point peace plan for the Ukraine Russia war…

I have a 1 point peace plan plan for the war:

Russia turns around and goes home.
November 21, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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On this Transgender Day of Remembrance, I affirm that trans rights are human rights, and trans people are and always have been a vital part of the LGBTQ+ community.

I honor and remember the lives lost to anti-trans violence and discrimination and rededicate myself to fight for trans rights. 🏳️‍⚧️
November 20, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Wait what…
November 20, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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Trans gaming trailblazer Rebecca Heineman dies aged 62

www.thepinknews.com/...

#transgender #trans #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA
Rebecca Heineman dies aged 62
Trailblazing trans programmer pioneer, Rebecca Heineman, has died aged 62 after a months-long battle with cancer.
www.thepinknews.com
November 20, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Did he change the lyrics to something like “I’m gonna keep on simping at the MAGA Nazi club”
I’m sure Chappell Roan was thrilled to hear about this, too.
November 20, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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Truly based antics. Bravo 👏
my secret transgender project… @annehealthcare.bsky.social
November 20, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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Donald Trump doesn't want to release the Epstein files because he's in the files.

Trump is in the files because he was "best friends" with Epstein for years.

He was "best friends" with Epstein for years because they were abusing women and girls together.

His attacks won't change any of that.
‘Democrats are going to come to regret this’: After Epstein vote, Trump ready to attack
The White House is frustrated about being backed into a corner on the Epstein vote. They plan to punish Democrats for it.
www.politico.com
November 19, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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Rian Johnson on the possibility of doing a ‘KNIVES OUT’ x ‘MUPPETS’ film:

“It’s not a bad idea … [Putting] Benoit Blanc into a Muppet movie, which admittedly would be very fun, but… would kind of break the reality of what Blanc is.”

(via theplaylist.net/rian-johnson...)
November 20, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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attention trans women!

*leans into mic* Good Girl.
November 20, 2025 at 11:13 AM
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oh yeah the new york city subway is so fucking scary, you never know what kind of weirdo you'll have to share a train with
November 19, 2025 at 11:49 PM