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Crawler Bicken Bones
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Michigan expat living on the wrong side of the lake. It's always GO GREEN.
The most depressing thing about MSU football's current situation is that I still think holding onto Smith for another year is genuinely the best move 😵‍💫💀
a man says i 'm a little broken
ALT: a man says i 'm a little broken
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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Kavanaugh stop. Smashed the kid’s car windows and arrested him. He told them he was a U.S. citizen. The officer replied “I don’t care.”

www.oregonlive.com/portland/202...
High school senior, a U.S. citizen, detained by ICE in Oregon
The 17-year-old was held more than five hours Friday in an ICE facility, his brother said.
www.oregonlive.com
November 23, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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I'm at the Target boycott, I'm at the Starbucks boycott, I'm at the combination Target boycott and Starbucks boycott
Beginning Monday, a Frozen Peppermint Hot Chocolate drink will be available exclusively at Starbucks cafés inside Target stores.

The chains are hoping the drink can drum up excitement from customers this holiday season.

🔗https://tinyurl.com/yrshv45s
November 17, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Culture still matters. Getting OKGs still matters. Tom Izzo doing things his way still matters.

I feel like we need that reminder in the age of NIL. Izzo isn't one to forget his roots and abandon what's gotten him to the heights he's reached.

He develops leaders. He develops greatness.
November 19, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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In honor of the @landgranttrophy.bsky.social being played on #AmericaRecyclesDay, here is how much the trophy weighs in recycled material.
November 14, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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LAND GRANT TROPHY FACTS you need to know.
November 14, 2025 at 5:47 PM
This is the kind of spin I can get behind
You see vacated wins, I see that the last three years have disappeared into a black hole which is a win
Michigan State football will vacate wins as part of a deal with the NCAA over rules violations during the Mel Tucker era.
November 12, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer.

He is a computer safety researcher.

And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.

In under 1600 words.

aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
November 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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40 men Trump sent to CECOT tell the NYT they were beaten, tortured, and sexually assaulted. The details are worse than you can imagine.

We can’t let them get away with this. Miller and the other architects of this sadism need to go to prison.

www.nytimes.com/2025/11/08/w...
‘You Are All Terrorists’: Four Months in a Salvadoran Prison
www.nytimes.com
November 9, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Kohler/Fears finish at the rim challenge: impossible
November 9, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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photos of Trump sleeping through yesterday's Oval Office event via Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 7, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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Australia has so much electricity from solar power that it is going to start offering free electricity to everyone for at least three hours during the day as the wholesale price of power goes negative

electrek.co/2025/11/04/a...
Australia has so much solar that it's offering everyone free electricity
Australia's extensive solar power penetration makes so much energy that the government wants to offer free electricity at peak hours.
electrek.co
November 6, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I was rooting for the Blue Jays because fuck Donald Trump.

I was rooting against the Dodgers because fuck my school's football coach.
November 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Jonathan Smith should go scorched earth on this ref crew. Doxx them and their families.
November 1, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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Whenever we get out of this, antitrust needs to be back on the menu in a big way.

Defense contractor and car maker and social network? Not anymore.

Web hosting and retail and defense and a big newspaper? Nope.

Cloud computing and TikTok and CBS and CNN and more? Get ready for some rough riding.
October 29, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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A 61-year-old Tennessee man posted a liberal meme on Facebook after Charlie Kirk's death. A conservative sheriff had him arrested. Bail was set at $2 million.

He spent nearly 40 days in jail before charges were dropped. Now he's planning to sue. Our story: www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2025/...
A retired policeman posted a Charlie Kirk meme. He spent a month in jail.
The 61-year-old Tennessee man plans to sue after authorities dropped charges over a political Facebook post. Free-speech advocates say it’s a symptom of a wider crackdown.
www.washingtonpost.com
October 31, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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October 27, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Also denied FEMA aid for northern Michigan after historic ice storms and suburban Milwaukee after historic flooding.

Both areas that helped put him back in the White House.
Trump screws his voters again: He just denied disaster aid to Maryland (while giving it to red states). But I took a look and it turns out the suffering Maryland counties are in Appalachia and backed him by 40 and 54 points.

On the pod, @stevebenen.com and I discuss:
newrepublic.com/article/2022...
Trump Nixing of Dem State Disaster Aid Backfires, Screwing MAGA Voters
After Trump’s handling of disasters boomerangs on MAGA country, the author of a piece on his retribution against blue America explains how this saga reveals MAGA ideology’s deepest depravities.
newrepublic.com
October 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.
October 23, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Offensive staff is a joke. Can't even snap the ball with the backups in.
October 26, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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Zebras with a 14 point swing. bUMs all around
October 26, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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i really resent the continued assertion that there’s so much anger on both sides, as if the causes of the anger are equally legitimate. we’re angry because masked maniacs are violently snatching our family and neighbors off the street, and they’re angry because we’re calling them out for it.
October 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
We're back firmly into stomping territory. Bloody Monday territory. Fire the entire offensive staff territory.
October 26, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Two blown PI calls and a bullshit offside call taking a turnover off the board. Unbelievable.
October 26, 2025 at 1:53 AM
FUCK THESE REFS
October 26, 2025 at 1:51 AM