Mash
@assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social
Writhing mass of undignified love and suffering.
Mistake machine. Regret repository.
...I don't want to be this kind of animal anymore.
Worst song, played on ugliest guitar.
He/Him.
Trans rights.
Free Palestine.
(pfp by Gav)
Mistake machine. Regret repository.
...I don't want to be this kind of animal anymore.
Worst song, played on ugliest guitar.
He/Him.
Trans rights.
Free Palestine.
(pfp by Gav)
Should probably come up with a 'Christmas Handle' , I guess
December 3, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Should probably come up with a 'Christmas Handle' , I guess
[Watching the actual news] Heh, dystopia could never... *sip*
December 3, 2025 at 10:48 PM
[Watching the actual news] Heh, dystopia could never... *sip*
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See also; "a ration of bacon"
So this evening I discovered that all but *two* colleagues thought the song went 'Deck the halls with BELLS of holly!'
So if any of your workplaces have current vacancies, please let me know.
What the fuck is a Bell of holly?!?
So if any of your workplaces have current vacancies, please let me know.
What the fuck is a Bell of holly?!?
December 3, 2025 at 10:07 PM
See also; "a ration of bacon"
So this evening I discovered that all but *two* colleagues thought the song went 'Deck the halls with BELLS of holly!'
So if any of your workplaces have current vacancies, please let me know.
What the fuck is a Bell of holly?!?
So if any of your workplaces have current vacancies, please let me know.
What the fuck is a Bell of holly?!?
December 3, 2025 at 10:00 PM
So this evening I discovered that all but *two* colleagues thought the song went 'Deck the halls with BELLS of holly!'
So if any of your workplaces have current vacancies, please let me know.
What the fuck is a Bell of holly?!?
So if any of your workplaces have current vacancies, please let me know.
What the fuck is a Bell of holly?!?
Reposted by Mash
Poetry so powerful it can cause computers to break the Geneva Convention is one hell of a scifi novel concept.
www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
December 2, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Poetry so powerful it can cause computers to break the Geneva Convention is one hell of a scifi novel concept.
www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
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I found a flowchart which helps you navigate the IT landscape
October 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I found a flowchart which helps you navigate the IT landscape
About to watch some Ould Lads fucking rock out
November 29, 2025 at 8:03 PM
About to watch some Ould Lads fucking rock out
YOU BUY ONE, YOU GET ONE FREE!
AH SAID YOU BUY ONE, YOU GET ONE FREE!!
AH SAID YOU BUY ONE, YOU GET ONE FREE!!
November 29, 2025 at 1:58 AM
YOU BUY ONE, YOU GET ONE FREE!
AH SAID YOU BUY ONE, YOU GET ONE FREE!!
AH SAID YOU BUY ONE, YOU GET ONE FREE!!
A friend has just finished his third house move in 5 months and has fully unpacked each time.
Unhinged behaviour imo.
Unhinged behaviour imo.
November 26, 2025 at 6:34 PM
A friend has just finished his third house move in 5 months and has fully unpacked each time.
Unhinged behaviour imo.
Unhinged behaviour imo.
very angry, very normal
November 24, 2025 at 1:15 AM
very angry, very normal
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He played Ralphi in Johnny Mnemonic. Terrific actor and a pleasure to work with.
Oh, man. One of cinema's most reliable weirdos, and I mean that in a highly complimentary fashion. RIP.
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
Udo Kier, German Actor Who Appeared in ‘My Own Private Idaho,’ ‘Andy Warhol’s Frankenstein,’ Dies at 81
Udo Kier, a German actor who collaborated with everyone from Andy Warhol to Lars von Trier to Madonna, died on Sunday morning. He was 81.
variety.com
November 24, 2025 at 12:37 AM
He played Ralphi in Johnny Mnemonic. Terrific actor and a pleasure to work with.
Might have burned a bridge.
November 24, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Might have burned a bridge.
In that dangerous state where I remember cigarettes being delicious
November 23, 2025 at 8:22 PM
In that dangerous state where I remember cigarettes being delicious
For context, behind me here is a beautiful arts space I can hear gentle south American music coming from
November 23, 2025 at 4:10 PM
For context, behind me here is a beautiful arts space I can hear gentle south American music coming from
I know it'll be grim to some of you, but I think I might *need* to be in a city
November 23, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I know it'll be grim to some of you, but I think I might *need* to be in a city
I just appreciate art, alright?
November 23, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I just appreciate art, alright?
Y'know, say what you like about spoons, but unlimited tea for £1.80 is an absolute banger of a deal, especially when it's pissing down and your train isn't for hours
November 23, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Y'know, say what you like about spoons, but unlimited tea for £1.80 is an absolute banger of a deal, especially when it's pissing down and your train isn't for hours
After a lovely long chat with strangers I've been reminded who my ideal people are (queer arts folk).
November 22, 2025 at 7:06 PM
After a lovely long chat with strangers I've been reminded who my ideal people are (queer arts folk).
Today I paid money to spend my afternoon in an ex industrial unit in Manchester watching a man in a cowboy hat suck English mustard off've the finger of a man wearing a cape while his wife filmed it, and I refuse to elaborate further.
I had a *great* time.
Farmer Buggerton never fails to deliver.
I had a *great* time.
Farmer Buggerton never fails to deliver.
November 22, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Today I paid money to spend my afternoon in an ex industrial unit in Manchester watching a man in a cowboy hat suck English mustard off've the finger of a man wearing a cape while his wife filmed it, and I refuse to elaborate further.
I had a *great* time.
Farmer Buggerton never fails to deliver.
I had a *great* time.
Farmer Buggerton never fails to deliver.
About to see some Lovely Lads!
November 22, 2025 at 2:41 PM
About to see some Lovely Lads!
On a train & we're going past lots of cows, so that's nice
November 22, 2025 at 8:19 AM
On a train & we're going past lots of cows, so that's nice
This a very 3am post, I feel.
Fucked it.
November 21, 2025 at 3:21 AM
This a very 3am post, I feel.