Mash
@assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social
Writhing mass of undignified love and suffering.
Mistake machine. Regret repository.
...I don't want to be this kind of animal anymore.
Worst song, played on ugliest guitar.
He/Him.
Trans rights.
Free Palestine.
(pfp by Gav)
Mistake machine. Regret repository.
...I don't want to be this kind of animal anymore.
Worst song, played on ugliest guitar.
He/Him.
Trans rights.
Free Palestine.
(pfp by Gav)
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February 2, 2026 at 11:22 PM
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Just got a fucking jump-scare reminder that I hadn't unfollowed Neil Gaiman on instagram
February 2, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Just got a fucking jump-scare reminder that I hadn't unfollowed Neil Gaiman on instagram
Spent the evening chatting on a proper moderated forum and fuck me it's just better, this is hell
February 1, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Spent the evening chatting on a proper moderated forum and fuck me it's just better, this is hell
[Me] 45mins left in this podcast? That's plenty of time to clean the house!
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[Me] (having only vacuumed 3 rooms, selecting a new podcast)
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[Me] (having only vacuumed 3 rooms, selecting a new podcast)
January 31, 2026 at 6:24 PM
[Me] 45mins left in this podcast? That's plenty of time to clean the house!
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[Me] (having only vacuumed 3 rooms, selecting a new podcast)
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[Me] (having only vacuumed 3 rooms, selecting a new podcast)
I am an Imp, a Jester, a Rogue
January 28, 2026 at 7:06 PM
I am an Imp, a Jester, a Rogue
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Eeverything is very stupid right now
January 24, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Eeverything is very stupid right now
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Hey it’s me, Sonic the Hedgehog!
Abolish ICE and make them all stand trial! This shit is actually insane!
Abolish ICE and make them all stand trial! This shit is actually insane!
January 24, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Hey it’s me, Sonic the Hedgehog!
Abolish ICE and make them all stand trial! This shit is actually insane!
Abolish ICE and make them all stand trial! This shit is actually insane!
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SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN
January 22, 2026 at 7:13 PM
SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN
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I'm so tired of giving up.
i'm so tired of giving in.
i'm so tired of giving in.
January 22, 2026 at 12:00 AM
I'm so tired of giving up.
i'm so tired of giving in.
i'm so tired of giving in.
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Aw. Anyway--
January 20, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Aw. Anyway--
We're right on track
January 20, 2026 at 11:12 PM
We're right on track
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YOU ARE OUR HERO.
January 20, 2026 at 10:36 PM
YOU ARE OUR HERO.
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You are our hero.
January 20, 2026 at 5:41 PM
You are our hero.
One thing I've definitely learned as I've gotten older is if you find something super comfy that's exclusively for home / lounge / PJ use; buy at least 3.
Covers you for the inevitable spills / stains & extends general longevity.
I'm fine with change, shut up, this isn't diagnosable, go away.
Covers you for the inevitable spills / stains & extends general longevity.
I'm fine with change, shut up, this isn't diagnosable, go away.
January 20, 2026 at 10:37 PM
One thing I've definitely learned as I've gotten older is if you find something super comfy that's exclusively for home / lounge / PJ use; buy at least 3.
Covers you for the inevitable spills / stains & extends general longevity.
I'm fine with change, shut up, this isn't diagnosable, go away.
Covers you for the inevitable spills / stains & extends general longevity.
I'm fine with change, shut up, this isn't diagnosable, go away.
Ahahahhhhahhahaaaahhha [uh-oh]
January 15, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Ahahahhhhahhahaaaahhha [uh-oh]
My friends, hammers,etc etc...
"We want to make Star Trek real," said Elon Musk.
"We want to make Starfleet Academy real so that it's not always science fiction, but one day the science fiction turns to science fact."
"We want to make Starfleet Academy real so that it's not always science fiction, but one day the science fiction turns to science fact."
January 14, 2026 at 12:04 AM
My friends, hammers,etc etc...
Tonty is spinning in the wooden box he sleeps in
I never loved the plan in the first place but this really is pathetic.
January 13, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Tonty is spinning in the wooden box he sleeps in
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JK Rowling should get in on the hot new trend for disgraced creators of previously beloved characters.
January 13, 2026 at 4:11 PM
JK Rowling should get in on the hot new trend for disgraced creators of previously beloved characters.
So apparently it's 'kiss a ginger day' not that, uhhh, anyone would be into something like that, haha... Silly. 👉👈👀
January 12, 2026 at 9:33 PM
So apparently it's 'kiss a ginger day' not that, uhhh, anyone would be into something like that, haha... Silly. 👉👈👀
A few weeks ago someone else at work gave me this stack (which I've not touched yet) too.
Dunno what has made me the works book depository but frankly I'm all for it!
Dunno what has made me the works book depository but frankly I'm all for it!
January 12, 2026 at 9:17 PM
A few weeks ago someone else at work gave me this stack (which I've not touched yet) too.
Dunno what has made me the works book depository but frankly I'm all for it!
Dunno what has made me the works book depository but frankly I'm all for it!
Guy at work just gave me first refusal on these before they went to the charity shop & I've not read any Sharpe before so looking forward to giving it a go.
I'm not usually one for historical fiction, but I had a surprisingly good time with Aubrey & Maturin, so fingers crossed!
I'm not usually one for historical fiction, but I had a surprisingly good time with Aubrey & Maturin, so fingers crossed!
January 12, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Guy at work just gave me first refusal on these before they went to the charity shop & I've not read any Sharpe before so looking forward to giving it a go.
I'm not usually one for historical fiction, but I had a surprisingly good time with Aubrey & Maturin, so fingers crossed!
I'm not usually one for historical fiction, but I had a surprisingly good time with Aubrey & Maturin, so fingers crossed!
Watching 'a childrens show for adults'
January 11, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Watching 'a childrens show for adults'
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You are a violent and irrepressible miracle. The vacuum of cosmos and the stars burning in it are afraid of you. Given enough time you would wipe us all out and replace us with nothing -- just by accident.
January 11, 2026 at 9:38 PM
You are a violent and irrepressible miracle. The vacuum of cosmos and the stars burning in it are afraid of you. Given enough time you would wipe us all out and replace us with nothing -- just by accident.