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Ed Teach, Ass Like a Peach 🍑 @asslikeapeach.bsky.social · 4d

this is Izzy Hands

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spoopypotato👻💜🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @sweetpotato70.bsky.social · Sep 2

chapter 4
🫦

the jamestown ferry by @unfunpleasures.bsky.social

archiveofourown.org/works/687612...

#ofmdfanart #ofmdnsfw #gentlebeard

Line art in sepia colors of Ed and Stede nearly kissing, Ed sitting on Stede's face with his fingers on Stede's cock and Stede's arms around his thighs, and Stede on top of Ed with Ed's legs wrapped around him, their fingers in each other's hair as Stede kisses Ed's neck. Handwritten text in the bottom left reads, "I feel good with you.

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𖤐Luna_Maria𖤐 @lunademaria.bsky.social · Oct 29

warmth

Ed & stede in their broken down little inn. Theyre laying in the sun on the floor, Stede kisses Ed's neck as Ed smiles.

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🔞 definitely not em 🏴‍☠️ @rowdyem.bsky.social · Nov 28

some fun and silly love making to help get through the day #ofmdnsfw #gentlebeard

three digital drawings of ed and stede fucking. one of ed pressed and held against a wall by stede. he’s covering his mouth and has his legs outstretched. “slap slap slap” is written next to stede to emphasize him fucking into ed. another of stede laying on his back with a leg outstretched. ed is straddling the leg and fucking the stocking on stede’s leg. there’s hearts surrounding him. there’s a speech bubble next to both drawings of stede saying “fuuuuuck, ed!” the last drawing is of ed on his back, leg up in the air and pulling stede on top of him with a speech bubble that’s says “c’mere, babe”

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darcylindbergh @darcylindbergh.bsky.social · Aug 1

I just missed them so here they are

drawing of Ed and Stede from ofmd looking at each other on Anne and Mary's sofa in s2e4

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miles blackbeardskneebrace @edteachsbadknee.bsky.social · Jul 8

moment of silence for his beautiful teary shiny eyes

a close-cropped screenshot of a realistic digital painting, showing Ed’s teary eyes in the blanket fort scene

a more painterly painting of Ed’s teary eyes in the blanket fort scene

a digital painting of Ed’s bruised and teary eyes after waking up from the gravy basket

a close-cropped screenshot of a digital painting of Ed’s teary eyes int he blanket fort from yet another angle

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Draculaz 🦇🎃🧛🏼 @midearthling.bsky.social · Jun 2

At last
My love has come along

#ofmdfanart
(lazart)

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Samm 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @aliassamm.bsky.social · Jun 13

This is what they're doing right now, by the way.
#ofmdfanart #ofmd

Edward Teach lies in an old enamel bathtub, ass in the air, head resting on a pillow, hair draped over the side (well away from the candles that burn nearby). Stede Bonnet leans in from behind the tub and scrubs at Ed's toosh with a teal-coloured shower pouf (technical name). Some candles burn behind Stede and to the right is a large curtain that they draw when they want privacy. On the left is hanging two robes. A speech bubble coming from Stede says "Is that nice?" and a low humming sound "mmmmm" is coming from Ed.

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Laz 🔞 @midthirstling.bsky.social · May 18

Looked at some old sketches today that I didn’t do anything with before but I think I was on to something actually
(laznsfw) #ofmdnsfw

Procreate screen grab showing one side of a page with a few Ed and Stede sketches on it. 5 doodles are shown: Stede pushes Ed onto the bed in one, both of them are sitting up embracing with Stede on top in another, a scribbly little kiss on the far side of the page, a sweaty missionary position with Ed on top and Stede smiling, and finally the edge of another sketch with Stede’s legs around Ed’s waist and Ed’s trust no one tattoo is visible.

Close up of the missionary position sketch, Ed’s hair cascades down over Stede as he thrusts, Stede is smiling in pleasure. Ed’s fists are curled in the bed sheet. One of Stede’s hands is on Ed’s back and the other in his hair. A little speech line above says “come for me, Ed”.

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SoupBeech @soupbeech.bsky.social · May 11

Yet many a man is making friends with death; even as I speak, for lack of love alone. It well may be that in a difficult hour…
I might be driven to sell your love for peace, or trade the memory of this night for food.
It well may be.
I do not think I would.
- Edna St. Vincent Millay

Edited screenshot of Ed Teach holding his dagger behind his back, in preparation to end Stede’s life against his own will.

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Mari @smolbus.bsky.social · May 10

a nice hug

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Laz 🔞 @midthirstling.bsky.social · Apr 25

October 2022 kinktobers! Still going through my archive.

#ofmdnsfw #nsfwofmd
(laznsfw)

Digital sketch. Pretty sure the prompt was ‘blindfold’ and possibly the second prompt was about being tied up? Ed is tied to a post with his hands behind his back and sitting on the ground, wearing a fancy shirt that has fallen down to around his wrist and waist, he’s also wearing fancy lace-up stockings and a sleep-mask as a blindfold. A naked Stede is kneeling in between Ed’s legs and has a hand under Ed’s chin, his face really close to Ed’s. They are both smiling.

Digital sketch, prompt was probably “clothed sex”. Ed has some stubble like in the final episode of season 1. He’s wearing only the breakup robe and sat on a ledge with his legs wrapped around Stede, who is wearing a billowy shirt that is falling off one shoulder and riding up at the waist where Ed’s hand is slipping down. Stede’s still wearing britches but they’re undone and clearly loose, showing a bit of his butt. They are kissing passionately.

Digital sketch. Prompt was “rimming”. Ed is lying on his stomach while Stede is going to town on his ass.

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sailor's ruin 🏴‍☠️ 🧜‍♀️ COMMS OPEN 🎨✨ @sailorsruin92.bsky.social · Apr 24

That's what he gets for bringing his co-captain a very nice breakfast in bed with a bitten toast and a beautiful twine!!

#ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath #ofmdfanart #gentlebeard

Illustration of Stede and Ed in the captain's bed. Stede is holding Ed's chin and kissing him on the temple.

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miles blackbeardskneebrace @edteachsbadknee.bsky.social · Apr 7

@david-jenkins.bsky.social said “Stede and Blackbeard as mermaids swimming off together forever” and I said “say less I’m drawing that immediately, medieval style”

a medieval style digital drawing of Ed and Stede as mermaids, swimming in a circle in deep blue water and looking at one another lovingly as they hold each other’s fins. Stede’s tail is orangey gold with a red heart on the butt, and Ed’s is a deep, blackish iridescent purple with scattered sparkly purple scales. the border is a periwinkle blue, filled with pale blue and gold scrollwork, bird Ed and dog Ed grotesques, and small circular gold frames. in the frames, there are small drawings of Ed in the run me through scene, tea with seven sugars, Stede with a letter in a bottle, the foot touch, the bride and groom figurines, Ed’s hand holding the red silk, a fish, Ed and Stede kissing under the moonlight, the thumb war, toast with marmalade and heart shaped twine, Stede’s lovely letter to Ed, and the inn.

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jules | #LongLiveOFMD @blandbeard.bsky.social · Apr 7

maybe ed teach ass like a peach will help the vibes

no thoughts, only the curvature of ed’s ass in dem leathers. also: HAIR. hairhairhairhairhair

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Dory Whynot @dorywhynot.bsky.social · Aug 29

"Coupla Lone Wolves"
Sweet Ed and his [wolf] 🖤 #ofmd #OFMDfanart

Prints - dorywhynot.com/shop

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typical vic 🔞 @sickamore2012.bsky.social · Apr 6

it was an emergency

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𝚛 𝚘 𝚡 𝚒 🦄 ❤️ 🏴‍☠️ @roximonoxide.bsky.social · Mar 5

another hall of famer. this one's by kel (x.com/keltbh on twt) and i think about Ed's facial expressions here like three times a day.

Ed and Lucius discussing notes in Lucius' sketchbook.

Lucius: I drew you a sketch to copy. The captain was very particular about the expression.
Ed: Yeah, uh— Not an idiot, mate. Reckon I know how to draw a horse.

Ed tattoos Stede. Stede tries to tough it out.

Lucius: You're doing really well, Captain!
Crew: He's nearly finished!

The finished product. Ed's incredible handiwork. A 3 legged horse with eyes like a flounder. The envy of any grade school classroom bulletin board.

Stede: Oh.... Ed...

Ed sweats while Stede examines his work.

Stede: I love it.
Ed: Yeh?
Stede: You've really captured his kind eyes.

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Laz 🔞 @midthirstling.bsky.social · Oct 22

And you can hold me, like he held her
And I will fuck you like nothing matters

#ofmds2spoilers
#ofmdfanart
(laznsfw)

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Mari @smolbus.bsky.social · Mar 19

old beard4beard men

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Laz 🔞 @midthirstling.bsky.social · Mar 16

☀️🍆💦

#ofmdnsfw (lazart)

Digital nsfw drawing of Ed and Stede from ofmd. Stede is lying on his back and Ed is lying on his back on top of him, cock fully erect. Ed’s arm is reaching below to hold Stede’s butt. Stede has an arm wrapped around Ed, with his hand resting on Ed’s stomach. His other hand is on Ed’s throat as Ed tilts his head back in pleasure. Stede is kissing his shoulder. The window casts a golden light over them with the pattern of the window visible as shadow.

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Laz 🔞 @midthirstling.bsky.social · Jan 22

Hold you here my loveliest friend

#ofmdnsfw #nsfwofmd (laznsfw)

Digital illustration of Ed and Stede tenderly embracing and kissing naked, sweetly, with limbs entangled. We are looking down at them from above. The sun shines through the cabin window creating the window pattern over them.

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Inês 🍊 @ohtangerines.bsky.social · Mar 12

The best way to wake up from a big nap, if you ask Kraken 🌼🐝 @perkynurples.bsky.social thank you for bringing Kraken into our lives 🫶
#ofmd

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Jiske 🍊 @jiskechristine.bsky.social · Mar 12

slow morning ☀️

Grayscale digital drawing on Ed Teach. He's sitting, looking down at his phone. He's got his hair in a bun with curly strands falling our in the front and back. He's got simple black frame glasses on. He's wearing a Spanish Jackies t-shirt and sweatpants. He looks relaxed and in his own world, unaware that anyone could be looking at him.

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Jenn Lee overboard! @self-induljennt.bsky.social · Oct 25

These teeny tiny baroque dancing studies were sketched in April 2022. I updated them after Calypso's birthday. I cried a little when I added the pink light layer. They deserved the chance to dance in Calypso's light.

Listen. A dip-smooch is baroque if you believe.

🧡🏴‍☠️🌺 #OurFlagMeansDeath #ofmd

Studies of baroque dancing sketches as Ed and Stede from Our Flag Means Death. Ed is dipping Stede in the last one. Not very baroque of him.

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