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Samm 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @aliassamm.bsky.social · Aug 1

It's up, crew! This took longer to put together than I expected, but I hope you all like what I've done. I appreciate your support and will make more if there's enough interest (did someone say Stede lingerie zine?) #OFMD #OFMDfanart
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OFMD Historic Fashion Zine - Samm's Ko-fi Shop

A collection of original, digitally-made drawings by Samm depicting OFMD's Edward Teach and Stede Bonnet posed in fashion through the ages. Each of th...

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Samm 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @aliassamm.bsky.social · 1h

Bahahaha! Brilliant.

Samm 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @aliassamm.bsky.social · 2h

This is gonna be hot, guys. I hope you're ready. 🫠

R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 1d

Before I make myself go do other things, here’s the 🌶️🌶️ #WIPWednesday snip 😘

"Teasing me, eh?" Ed asks playfully, though the raspiness in his voice exposes his growing want.
"A bit," Stede replies. As if to prove his point-and because he can't help it, Ed looks so delicious, bound as he is on the bed before him—Stede straddles his body and grinds his cock against Ed's thigh. Ed's breath stutters; very good. "You're so fucking beautiful," Stede says in a low voice.
"Taking my time with you was definitely the correct choice."
Ed makes a bit of a strangled noise. Even better.
Suddenly, Stede remembers something. "Ooh! I know what we need," he exclaims, hopping off the bed.

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Samm 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @aliassamm.bsky.social · 2h

I'm feeling v normal about this.

sarah @anathxmadevice.bsky.social · 2h

lil bit from my current WIP: a tentacle size difference monsterfucking kinktober collab with the incredible @aliassamm.bsky.social !!!!!! ft. regular sized merstede and teeny two apples tall kraken ed 🐙🥺

#wipwednesday #ofmdfic

Stede carefully arranges himself on a comfy ledge, padded out with a precisely selected range of seaweeds, and Ed hops out of his palm and propels himself towards Stede's tail. His tentacles brush the sensitive patch of skin, and Stede nods, babbles assent, as the tip of one pushes between the crease. “Oh, fuck—” he gasps. It's an odd sensation, delicate and smooth and achingly familiar — each of Ed's tentacles is about the same width as Stede's fingers, and Stede knows that prodding feeling all too well from his own ministrations.

But it's Ed, so everything is more.

$The undersides of his tentacles are rough and raised with tiny suckers — Stede barely feels them normally, too small for his skin to register, but on the sensitive flesh of his folds, every bump and raised edge sends sparks through his body. The suckers stay latched onto his flesh for a fraction of a second after Ed moves on, dragging out every sensation for a hair longer than Stede's prepared for, and it feels like Ed is everywhere, swarming him, trailing pleasure in his wake. When he looks down, Ed's only stroking his folds with one careful tentacle. “Holy fuck,” he moans.$

Samm 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @aliassamm.bsky.social · 2h

OH MY GOD ARE WE SCREAMING ABOUT THIS RIGHT NOW BC I'M SO READY.

(sorry, inside voice)

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Samm 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @aliassamm.bsky.social · 2h

This seems legit. 😆

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Samm 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @aliassamm.bsky.social · 2h

a young girl is smiling while sitting on a bus .

Alt: a giggling kid bleps with their eyes closed

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Samm 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @aliassamm.bsky.social · 3h

Yassss. This is 🥵.
Thank you for this delightful piece!!
(I am so behind on mine too)

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Jadeykinns ➡️ Wee con 👻 🏴‍☠️ @thatjadeykinns.bsky.social · 4h

Day 1 - anal beads

Slowly catching up on the Kinktobers . Will upload when I can . Sorry it’s late but I hope you can enjoy my usual programming of hot smut 🥲🫶

( I am determined to finish kinktober even if it takes me months to do)

#ofmdkinktober @ofmdkinktober.bsky.social

Stede is naked and bent over Ed’s lap, his tongue is sticking out. Stede’s hands are tied together with a red hanky and has a nipple piercing. Ed is pulling blue anal beads out of Stede bottom

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R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 4h

A thread for my music boys! 🎺🎻

First is Keeping Time, a #gentlebeard meet-cute with only the tiniest bit of angst. Stede Bonnet is a middle school band/orchestra director; Ed is…well, you’ll see ❤️

T rated, 8.6k, with gorgeous art by @sailorsruin92.bsky.social!!

archiveofourown.org/works/63544465

Cover art with a faded photo of a cello in the background. Text reads “Keeping Time
Part 1 of Divertimento
A Middle School
Band/Orchestra Director AU
Words by R Politest Menace
Art by Sailor's Ruin”

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Samm 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @aliassamm.bsky.social · 3h

Jebus. There's hope in this world. Wait, since when is Crave making its own content? (you don't have to answer that I'm just surprised and also, thanks for sharing!)

Samm 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @aliassamm.bsky.social · 3h

Bahahaha! Thank you! It's the most romantic gift of gas I've ever received.

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Samm 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @aliassamm.bsky.social · 3h

THREE MORE READINGS TO GO!! (and then like, 36/40 annotations but don't even worry about that, I made notes)

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Samm 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @aliassamm.bsky.social · 3h

Yassss. Thank you!!

Samm 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @aliassamm.bsky.social · 3h

Thank you!!! It'll get to me faster than it will via post atm.

Samm 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @aliassamm.bsky.social · 3h

He was incredibly helpful although my cat hid the whole time and gave me the stink eye for the pets and treats. She'll get over it.

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Samm 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @aliassamm.bsky.social · 11h

This is excellent quality, thank you! 😆

Samm 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @aliassamm.bsky.social · 11h

Ahahahaha! Perfect. Thank you.

Samm 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @aliassamm.bsky.social · 11h

Oh man. Barbe a papa is one of my fav things to see written out!! 😆

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Samm 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @aliassamm.bsky.social · 11h

I have a deadline I'm trying to meet next Wednesday for school and I think I can hit it, but I'm starting to run out of gas and just- if anyone has a full gas can or even a jar w some farts, I would appreciate it. I really need to come up for air soon before I lose my mind (not bc of your farts)

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Samm 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @aliassamm.bsky.social · 11h

Therapeutic af!

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Samm 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @aliassamm.bsky.social · 11h

Awww. Lovely! (I miss them)

Samm 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @aliassamm.bsky.social · 11h

Bahahaha! Sydney can take the hit. It's just a different feel. Also, when I visit again, it'll be mostly in Sydney. My bestie is in Parramatta.

Samm 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @aliassamm.bsky.social · 11h

I know Toowoomba! Wasn't in Melbourne long enough to learn the suburbs, but hopefully I remedy that soon.

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Dr Xtina 🍑 gave you all 1 million fucks @drcfxtina.bsky.social · 1d

Another chapter TOMORROW (later in the day) and then a bit of a hiatus so we can all rehydrate

Dr Xtina 🍑 gave you all 1 million fucks @drcfxtina.bsky.social · 1d

Chapter 4 of Like I Picture You, in which Sexy Secretary Ed-er, Jeff-works very hard to handle the boss’s workload. Posted for #OFMDKinktober Day 8 cuffs and anal plug.

Tags and link below. #OFMDfic

A title card showing a black and white picture of a man in leather wrist cuffs. It says “Like I Picture You | An OFMD Kinktober AU | By WellSussed | Rated E”

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Samm 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @aliassamm.bsky.social · 11h

This is what I keep thinking too. Also, Guelph. Lmao