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@aliassamm.bsky.social
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(they/them) | queer pirate | geriatric millennial | OFMD fanart/fic maker/lover | some NSFW content bc I like objectifying gay pirates | Please, no one under 18 ->🔞. If you're not clearly OFMD crew and you follow me, I will probably block you. Not personal
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aliassamm.bsky.social
The truth is I'm just intensely envious of all the incredible sex they're having. #gentlebeard #ofmd
November 25, 2025 at 12:33 PM
aliassamm.bsky.social
I'm just going to leave this here. #OFMD
A work of art carved from wood. Pinocchio with his liar nose is in the centre and attached to a harness.
November 24, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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aproperpirate.bsky.social
Morning Mads
November 23, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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gelatinousstand.bsky.social
Today's the daaaaaaaaay!

Please enjoy No Shenaniganry Allowed Aboard Jeff's Inn on the Sea, my Big Bang with @pogonr.bsky.social. Fake dating! Lots of pining! Extreme silliness! Smut! Ed and Stede being idiots for each other! Gorgeous art INCLUDING trademark sloppy smoochin! 💖

Enjoyyyyyyy 🥰
No Shenaniganry Allowed Aboard Jeff's Inn on the Sea - Chapter 1 - Juniper (GelatinousStand), pogo - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
November 20, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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saucierspoons.bsky.social
Legit
November 23, 2025 at 4:38 AM
aliassamm.bsky.social
I just wanted to be as close to a time traveller as possible. Capitalism & social pressures meant I got lost. Mom discouraged me from archaeology (no $) & my hsc score was too low for art history. Trained in film prod bc I thought art direction would be cool. Animation offered better job security.
momebie.bsky.social It's decorative KL season, mother fuckers! @momebie.bsky.social · 2d
Got a degree in Ad/PR. Was really good at campaigns actually. Advisor suggested I go to New York to break into creative since Orlando was mostly just sales at the time. I declined because New York stresses me out. Decided to go into publishing. Plastered a local pub with resumes until they hired me.
recursecenter.bsky.social Recurse Center @recursecenter.bsky.social · 14d
What’s the lore behind choosing your career path ?
November 23, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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redwsailing.bsky.social
Evening bump for these dorks
redwsailing.bsky.social Wren @redwsailing.bsky.social · 3d
Billboard Boys Two: Electric Carpet Boogaloo was supposed to be another quick 500 words but 1. these little shits love to talk and 2. Ed's inner monologue won't stop monologuing

BUT the words are wording and @aliassamm.bsky.social won't be stuck in comps hell forever, so hopefully soon!!!
White text on a black background: “Oh, do you work for Blackbeard’s? I should have guessed, of course - you have the look. I have so much admiration for what he used to do, but it does seem like he’s lost his edge, if you don’t mind me saying so. I mean, he’s your boss, I’m sure you have insights that I wouldn’t feel comfortable asking after but there used to be so much flare! And then he just started chasing after office contracts and getting into bidding wars with my father…” Ed just watches as the mad man rambles himself to a stop.
November 22, 2025 at 10:42 PM
aliassamm.bsky.social
Because I rarely draw kraken Ed and I've done even fewer size difference pieces, I spent a lot of time making sketches so I could get the final art right for this fic. So, here's some art for your timeline. Now, go read Sarah's excellent words! (link below)
#ofmdfanart
Five tiny kraken Ed Teachs (Teaches?). In the top one, he's wearing a red blanket around his waist and looking down as ink shoots out from wherever ink shoots out from with these eight-legged things. Something similar is happening in the center one, but he's gripping the blanket to pull it tighter. In the top right it looks like he's surfing, but I'm pretty sure he's just gliding through the water with his sexy red blanket tied around his waist. In the bottom left, Ed's drawn with his sexy egg-filled belly. He's feeling a bit sassy here and probably telling Stede to talk to the hand or whatever old people say these days. In the bottom right, Ed's feeling really good, head tipped back, hair flowing out around him as Stede pokes at his egg-filled belly and ink spills out from yeah... I don't know. Ed's ink sac. I'm not an octopusologist.
November 21, 2025 at 10:40 PM
aliassamm.bsky.social
We finally came through, folks! Check out the #ofmdkinktober25 collab @anathxmadevice.bsky.social & I made for days 19 and 20! I hope you're prepared for some sexy, sweet, weirdness bc these two idiots are in love in absolutely every universe. Go read it!! (but maybe after work bc nsfw) #ofmdfic
November 21, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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scribophile.bsky.social
so kiss me to death
there’s nothing left to decide
nothing to prove
nothing to lose
only time
a close up picture of ed teach kissing stede bonnet on the beach
November 14, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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megaducko.bsky.social
"𝑵𝒆𝒊𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝑰𝒛𝒛𝒚 𝒏𝒐𝒓 𝑺𝒕𝒆𝒅𝒆 𝒘𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒃𝒆 𝒂𝒃𝒍𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒆𝒍𝒍 𝒂𝒏𝒚𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒆𝒙𝒂𝒄𝒕𝒍𝒚 𝒉𝒐𝒘 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝒈𝒐𝒕 𝒃𝒂𝒄𝒌 𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒆."

#ofmdfanart
#izzyhands
#stedebonnet
#edteach
November 13, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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bekahjune.bsky.social
I present to you another #OFMD work I did some time ago.

My favourite tag from someone on Tumblr who reblogged it was “they saw you from across the bar.”

#OFMDFanArt #JimJimenez #SpanishJackie
Digital artwork of characters Jim Jimenez and Spanish Jackie from our flag means death.
November 13, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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gaywatson.bsky.social
Bedtime doodle. Should I make him a boyfriend?
#OFMD #OFMDfanart
Blue digital illustration of a cartoon cameo of Stede Bonnet smirking adorably, dimples a poppin.
November 14, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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yearofbelonging.bsky.social
The artists for this calendar create gorgeous atmospheres.
Like @hyaha-ha-ha.bsky.social

A Year of Belonging, a calendar for charity.
Pre-order through November 19!
yearofbelongingcalendar.bigcartel.com

(Showing off some of their OTHER artworks here.)
Digital color drawing of Ed Teach in a hammock above Stede Bonnet who is on a daybed, next to which Izzy Hands is sitting on the floor leaning on the edge of the bed. The light is warm and golden and all three characters look calm. Ed is just chilling, looking at his boyfriends, Stede is reading, Izzy is whittling.
November 9, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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asisherright.bsky.social
And if you want to order one yourself, you can do that here. Shares appreciated! ko-fi.com/s/699a70f2fb
OFMD Christmas ornament - Sylvia's Ko-fi Shop
Laser cut wood Christmas ornament with ribbon. Please note that the ribbon detail may vary based on supply. Shipped via USPS worldwide. Buyer is r...
ko-fi.com
November 11, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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ohtangerines.bsky.social
🐚🫧 Summer Linens Exhibition 🫧🐚

My contribution to the fantastic #auxiliarywardrobezine charity zine, a gorgeous collection of works on Stede's fashion selections!
Check the tag and send love to the incredible artists and writers that participated in this 🩷
#ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath
Illustration of modern day Stede Bonnet posing in front of his fashion exhibition shop. Stede's supported on his left leg, right leg propped on the wooden a-board sign he's leaning against. He's wearing a silky large blouse, open halfway down his chest, a brick coloured wrap belt and calf lenght loose pants in tangerine tones. These fabrics are paired with golden tall ankle boots, pearl and golden shell sock garters that peek right above them, and pearl jewelry decorating his hands, wrists and hair. Stede's holding an open fan over his face, eyes and cheeky grin peeking above its span, and his left hand is slowly pulling a white ribbon from around his throat. The shop's front is made out of dark teal brick, matching the wood colour of the a-board. Both the window and the text on the board read "Stede Bonnet's Summer Linens Fashion Exhibition, 14h30 to 18h00". A verdant garden lit by the sun is seen to the right of the building.
November 11, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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aproperpirate.bsky.social
Morning Mads
Mads selfie leaning over a fence with a bunch of sheep in a field behind her
November 14, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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aproperpirate.bsky.social
Morning Mads
November 13, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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redwsailing.bsky.social
I love the Revenge so much and I am so pleased with how this turned out 😭

#OFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath
An embroidered design of a ship against a vibrant sunset A tiny embroidered unicorn figurehead
November 12, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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aproperpirate.bsky.social
Morning Mads
Mads doing a promo shoot for the great kiwi bake-off wearing a pink sweater and posing with her arms crossed
November 11, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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ofmdzb.bsky.social
The world is a binfire & everyone is having a really hard time, but if you've got the capacity & the inclination, it would be incredibly appreciated if you could help me pay rent while I try & figure out how to get my life organised. I could write you a drabble! www.gofundme.com/f/mutual-aid...
Donate to Mutual aid request to help Leigh pay rent, organized by Leigh Drew
Hi! I'm Leigh and I am reviving this previous fundraiser that I had running in 20… Leigh Drew needs your support for Mutual aid request to help Leigh pay rent
www.gofundme.com
June 16, 2025 at 11:44 AM
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libroseitm.bsky.social
Nominating my wonderful friends @tresdem.bsky.social and @ofmdzb.bsky.social for people's donations!
Sharon's kofi is here: ko-fi.com/tresdem/goal...
And here's where to support ZB: bsky.app/profile/ofmd...
November 10, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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thatjadeykinns.bsky.social
It’s been another hot minute since I posted some art

Enjoy some beach husbands I cooked up literally in a few days for wee con.

#ofmd #ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath #gentlebeard
Stede in a teal green Hawaii style shirt. The are leaf and Lilly prints on it. Stede is lifting his sunglasses above his eyes and looking to the right. On his wrist are a couple of bracelets, one brown beaded bracelet and another canvas style bracelet coloured in the gay pride flag. Behind him is a blue sky background with clouds Ed in a purple Hawaii style shirt with a purple and pink leaf print over it. He is wearing sunglasses and he’s pulling them down slightly, looking over the top and to his left. Behind him is a blue sky background with clouds. Ed hair is up in a bun with a few strands of hair for either side . His exposed arms are covered In tattoos.
November 10, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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petrichorca.bsky.social
US based fandom friends, please call if you can. I'm calling my senators, again, to put pressure on their colleagues 🙃
jesscraven101.bsky.social Jess Craven ❌👑 @jesscraven101.bsky.social · 15d
🚨🚨Hey folks apparently we still have a chance to stop this deal but we need to get one of these 8 to flip their votes: Durbin, Rosen, Cortez Masto, King, Kaine, Fetterman, Shaheen, Hassan. If one of them is yours, please get on the phone right now and tell them to reverse their vote. 202-224-3121🚨🚨
November 10, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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enbyhugs.bsky.social
Ah yes, two of my favorite things: Sex toys and charity fundraisers! (Seriously, these are good quality toys from a small business in a wide variety of shapes and sizes, for not a ton of money - worth it even outside of a fundraiser)
funkittoys.bsky.social Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 20d
Until food stamps resume, I'll be donating 25% of all NoFrillDo sales to my local food bank. That's $5 per series 3, $6 per series 1, and $10 per series 2. Go get a dildo and dil-do some good.

funkittoys.com/nofrilldo
NoFrillDo | funkittoys
NoFrillDo project description and purchase page
funkittoys.com
November 10, 2025 at 10:27 PM