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@audreyoriginal.bsky.social
Audrey Original. Host of the future Serving Punt podcast. Retired as Bills Polka. wUUtch. radical leftie. fucking go bills
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@audreyoriginal.bsky.social
· Sep 14
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DORIAN WILLIAMS NEVER GETS OLDER THATS JUST A PICTURE OF HIM
November 16, 2025 at 9:12 PM
DORIAN WILLIAMS NEVER GETS OLDER THATS JUST A PICTURE OF HIM
PRIVILEGE IN ACTION
We are so spoiled. I spent all game livid and we're gonna be 7-3. Granting amnesty to myself and everyone else.
November 16, 2025 at 9:06 PM
PRIVILEGE IN ACTION
FRAULEIN SALLY BOWLES
I am not very much fun to watch vs bucs games because any time they say "todd bowles" I yell "FRAULEIN SALLY BOWLES" in tribute to Cabaret
November 16, 2025 at 9:00 PM
FRAULEIN SALLY BOWLES
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I am not very much fun to watch vs bucs games because any time they say "todd bowles" I yell "FRAULEIN SALLY BOWLES" in tribute to Cabaret
November 16, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I am not very much fun to watch vs bucs games because any time they say "todd bowles" I yell "FRAULEIN SALLY BOWLES" in tribute to Cabaret
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I would like it if Josh Allen chose not to throw to our WR6 in double coverage.
November 16, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I would like it if Josh Allen chose not to throw to our WR6 in double coverage.
This game brought to you by CRISCO
November 16, 2025 at 6:25 PM
This game brought to you by CRISCO
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We got the Jesus pan from a thrift store and the day we got it, I left it on the bed cover of the truck and drove all the way to the burrito shop and back without it falling off so it has already performed a miracle.
The pope needs to come certify it so I can start charging for viewings of it.
The pope needs to come certify it so I can start charging for viewings of it.
Take my burnt and crispy and make something yummy he said
November 16, 2025 at 4:34 AM
We got the Jesus pan from a thrift store and the day we got it, I left it on the bed cover of the truck and drove all the way to the burrito shop and back without it falling off so it has already performed a miracle.
The pope needs to come certify it so I can start charging for viewings of it.
The pope needs to come certify it so I can start charging for viewings of it.
Take my burnt and crispy and make something yummy he said
November 16, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Take my burnt and crispy and make something yummy he said
This ankle injury and the shit game yesterday are still in hot competition for Most Painful Event.
November 10, 2025 at 4:20 PM
This ankle injury and the shit game yesterday are still in hot competition for Most Painful Event.
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@audreyoriginal.bsky.social telling Josh that the secret to winning is scoring points.
November 9, 2025 at 7:23 PM
@audreyoriginal.bsky.social telling Josh that the secret to winning is scoring points.
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November 9, 2025 at 8:50 PM
ROLLED ANKLE VERY COOL
November 10, 2025 at 12:59 AM
ROLLED ANKLE VERY COOL
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At least I’ll be stuck on the 290 for three hours tomorrow from a snow-related accident at 3 pm in the dark.
November 9, 2025 at 7:17 PM
At least I’ll be stuck on the 290 for three hours tomorrow from a snow-related accident at 3 pm in the dark.
*price is right noises* bom bom ba-bommm .....braaawwwwwwww
November 9, 2025 at 6:13 PM
*price is right noises* bom bom ba-bommm .....braaawwwwwwww
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I got to sit next to the super famous @samvan.bsky.social.
Honored.
Blessed.
Throwing up.
Thriving.
Dehydrated.
Swerving in your lane.
Honored.
Blessed.
Throwing up.
Thriving.
Dehydrated.
Swerving in your lane.
And they say religion is dead @jcsalterego.bsky.social
November 9, 2025 at 6:04 AM
I got to sit next to the super famous @samvan.bsky.social.
Honored.
Blessed.
Throwing up.
Thriving.
Dehydrated.
Swerving in your lane.
Honored.
Blessed.
Throwing up.
Thriving.
Dehydrated.
Swerving in your lane.
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Largest Bluesky meet up in recorded history
And they say religion is dead @jcsalterego.bsky.social
November 9, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Largest Bluesky meet up in recorded history
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Thank you @audreyoriginal.bsky.social for orchestrating this @finmycoffee.bsky.social @wyattswickedgoods.com @ianferguson.bsky.social @bernielomax.extranapkins.net @seafoamtavern.bsky.social @samvan.bsky.social @winterion.com
And they say religion is dead @jcsalterego.bsky.social
November 9, 2025 at 6:14 AM
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The golf cart guy photobombing this is the best thing ever.
And they say religion is dead @jcsalterego.bsky.social
November 9, 2025 at 7:06 AM
The golf cart guy photobombing this is the best thing ever.
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Bluesky crew is the best crew.
And they say religion is dead @jcsalterego.bsky.social
November 9, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Bluesky crew is the best crew.
And they say religion is dead @jcsalterego.bsky.social
November 9, 2025 at 6:01 AM
And they say religion is dead @jcsalterego.bsky.social
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"Wait this couch has a Jesus tag on it?" - @audreyoriginal.bsky.social
"Eh, I like a religious couch." - @seafoamtavern.bsky.social
🛋✝️
"Eh, I like a religious couch." - @seafoamtavern.bsky.social
🛋✝️
November 8, 2025 at 7:46 PM
"Wait this couch has a Jesus tag on it?" - @audreyoriginal.bsky.social
"Eh, I like a religious couch." - @seafoamtavern.bsky.social
🛋✝️
"Eh, I like a religious couch." - @seafoamtavern.bsky.social
🛋✝️
"MUSTARD: THE UNITY CONDIMENT" @extranapkins.net
November 8, 2025 at 7:09 PM
"MUSTARD: THE UNITY CONDIMENT" @extranapkins.net