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"Augeas"
@augeas.bsky.social
"All of this has happened before, all of this will happen again." [email protected]
Generative Noise. Fallen Physicist. Research Software for a living, Data Larceny by Force of Habit.
https://augeas.github.io/Chaoscillator/
I wondered what evil was causing this and guessed "Pearson". Close, turns out it's Heinemann.

Sympathy for the publishing industry.

Still so bloody relieved I quit teaching.
November 12, 2025 at 1:02 AM
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
diamandagalas.bandcamp.com/album/the-sp...
November 9, 2025 at 12:28 PM
November 8, 2025 at 10:58 AM
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#r4today Sonia Sodha presents Trump style arguments against trans people "from a left wing perspective" as she has just said on the Radio 4 Today Programme.
November 8, 2025 at 8:33 AM
And yet, best part of 500 quid for 64 cells of Conway's Life?! Where's the spatial relationship between all those triggers? What would it *mean*? (Don't mean sheeeiit...) Guess, horrifyingly, that's £180's worth of mono sockets? (Plus thr'punnce for the microcontroller.
..)

I'm in the wrong trade.
November 6, 2025 at 5:09 AM
1D next-nearest cellular automaton, with a neighbourhood of five cells.
Each cell in the centre column of five cells triggers a drum.
Each row of the column read as a binary value triggers a MIDI note on a synth.
Previous states of the cells read as binary values vary CCs. (detune, cut-off, LFO...)
November 6, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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youre allowed to not be disappointed in advance just let it happen when it happens
November 5, 2025 at 4:44 AM
(Tuneless Whistle...)

"They make us feel indebted
For saving us from Hell
And then they put us through it
It's time the bastards fell

Just take a look around you
At the bitterness and spite
Why can't we take over
And try to put it right?"

youtu.be/on6DxBgfsDY?...
Suspect Device
YouTube video by Stiff Little Fingers - Topic
youtu.be
November 5, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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probably my favorite ml paper ive read in a while. short and accessible. pretty fractals. code publicly available
October 31, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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Cat. Like. Reflexes.
October 29, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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TransActual have put together these handy FAQs to respond to MPs (or anyone else) who is still struggling to get their head round why the EHRC’s draft Code of Practice would be so devastating for the trans community.
Feel free to share, download, print, whatever!
transactual.org.uk/wp-content/u...
October 29, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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The EHRC has sent a new draft Code of Practice which would lead to the exclusion of trans people from public life.

The decision now is up to this government, will they sign a trans bathroom ban in secret?

Use our tool to email your MP: tinyurl.com/scrap-the-ba...

#ScrapTheBathroomBan
October 25, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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Waiting for a white guy with a gun to be mistakenly identified as holding a bag of Doritos.
October 25, 2025 at 2:16 AM
October 20, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Consider the subtle difference between (l^p)|(R^c) and (R^p)|(l^c)...
October 18, 2025 at 8:54 PM
See if this WASMed 1D CA Numpy code kills your 'phone's browser: augeas.github.io/1dca/
October 18, 2025 at 8:16 PM
D&D alignment chart with industrial subject matter and industrial means of production as the axes, demonstrating that Dolly Parton's "9 to 5" and Heaven 17's "Crushed by the wheels of industry" are more industrial than Project bloody Pitchfork.

youtu.be/FTet4M8AY40?...
October 8, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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Men in balaclavas set fire to a mosque in East Sussex last night. It's only appearing on the BBC's local coverage, rather than its main national headlines, despite coming just a week after the (also under-reported) firebombing of an asylum hotel in London last week
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Peacehaven: Fire at East Sussex mosque probed as 'hate crime'
Video appears to show two people in balaclavas at the mosque before a large blaze spreads.
www.bbc.co.uk
October 5, 2025 at 8:19 AM
"The Car Boot Sale of Ideas".
Apparently there’s this event happening called “The Battle of Ideas” - it makes you think there might be discussions from different viewpoints, but if you look at the speakers, it’s just crammed full of transphobes and their mates talking to each other! 🤷🏼‍♀️

It’s one big echo chamber! 🙄
Speakers - Battle of Ideas
www.battleofideas.org.uk
October 5, 2025 at 10:49 AM
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🚨Beware of how this petition is going to be misused by ‘gender critical’ transphobes!

On the face of it, it seems innocuous - but it’s clear transphobes are going to conflate trans women with cis men in order to EXCLUDE them from women’s hospital wards! 😖

It’s insidious malicious transphobia! 😤
October 4, 2025 at 11:45 AM
"Laugh?! We nearly shat!
We had not laughed so much since Grandma died
Or Auntie Mabel caught her left tit in the mangle"
October 3, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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"People don't necessarily realize this because if you try to explain to someone how AT Proto works, they immediately go to sleep, but let's try anyway."

🥲

azhdarchid.com/delusions-of...
Delusions of a Protocol
On vaporware as an ideological product.
azhdarchid.com
October 3, 2025 at 6:59 AM
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If you use, or would like to use, the Hampstead Heath Bathing Ponds, it is absolutely worth your time to respond to this consultation.

www.hampstead-heath-bathing-ponds.commonplace.is
Future access to the Hampstead Heath Bathing Ponds
Inviting feedback from pond users, the local community, and stakeholders on how the Kenwood Ladies’, and Highgate Men’s ponds should operate in the future.
www.hampstead-heath-bathing-ponds.commonplace.is
October 2, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Done. Lived in the Haringey end of N6 for over ten years, only recently shoved further out to N3, but still within gobbing distance to the heath. Once peeled *one* GC wing-nut sticker in Muswell Hill. They can stay the fuck away from my Manor.
📣 Hampstead Heath Bathing Ponds need your help!
🏊‍♀️ 🏊🏊‍♂️
They’ve always been firmly trans-inclusive, but now this is under threat.
Please respond to their consultation to show how much public support there is for trans-inclusive arrangements.
hampstead-heath-bathing-ponds.commonplace.is/en-GB/propos...
October 2, 2025 at 9:59 AM
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JUST IN: A U.S. citizen from Alabama who has been detained twice by ICE while working at a construction site, has filed a class action suit claiming ICE's broad warrantless arrest powers violate the constitution. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
October 1, 2025 at 12:58 PM