Damien
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Jew. Gay. Executive Director of a Non-Profit. Recovering ballet dancer. Trek. Wonder Woman. Not to be trifled with. I kick and bite.
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God
@thegodpodcast.com
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![so anyway, the Big Guy in the Sky apparently runs some kind of ethereal streaming service or whatnot, and he’s been showing Kim his heavenly home movies, starring Charlie Kirk.
“this morning, when I was praying and going over my notes, and you know, reading this, [begins to cry] the lord showed me that [sniffles] he showed me Charlie in heaven, and like I said, I don’t know anything about Charlie, but I saw Charlie this morning, riding on a horse, with Jesus, and Jesus has given him like a horse ranch. he has a ranch. and he has all these animals, and I just feel like Charlie loved horses. and right now, this morning, he was on these horses, and he’s riding in his horse ranch, with Jesus. and I’m just like, isn’t that amazing.”
oh come on, really? Saint Chuck and the Lamb of God, bronco-busting besties in heaven? that sounds just a wee bit outlandish, doesn’t it?
because I’m a responsible journalist and everything, I needed to fact-check this claim. so I did a google image search on “Charlie Kirk in heaven,” and it turns out that indeed, the misshapen garden gnome and the prince of peace have become great buds up there in the hereafter.
awww, just look at these two friends-for-afterlife snugglebunnies.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:i3mhliziy2r37ytl2rof5e3h/bafkreide36ws4l5o6ucm2qegfvhoidjdrsku3iu3gtl4akvagtxuyere5q@jpeg)
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Democrats
@democrats.org
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