Austinbloggy
@austinbloggy.bsky.social
An actual gay with a husband + a two cats named #VeronicaMeows and #StephanieMeows, living in a map hole near Austin, TX. Regional potato chip fan. Venn diagram enthusiast. I talk about music, movies, tv, pop culture, and politics.
Trump is giving a speech tonight. I'm hoping it's to announce his resignation.
December 17, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Trump is giving a speech tonight. I'm hoping it's to announce his resignation.
I’m definitely in that UGH WTF DO YOU WANT phase of the work year.
December 17, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I’m definitely in that UGH WTF DO YOU WANT phase of the work year.
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stage wrestlers, carnival barkers, boardwalk nickels-toss game operators, and men of various flimflam industry all proved this year that they have significantly more backbone than any fortune 500 executive
December 16, 2025 at 4:17 PM
stage wrestlers, carnival barkers, boardwalk nickels-toss game operators, and men of various flimflam industry all proved this year that they have significantly more backbone than any fortune 500 executive
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Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.
December 15, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.
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this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
December 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
POTUS is such a deranged piece of shit, I saw his Truth Social post about Rob Reiner and assumed it was satire...NOPE, he really posted that.
December 15, 2025 at 6:18 PM
POTUS is such a deranged piece of shit, I saw his Truth Social post about Rob Reiner and assumed it was satire...NOPE, he really posted that.
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Jimmy Fallon would host the Hunger Games.
December 9, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Jimmy Fallon would host the Hunger Games.
Wanted to check in on the Mavs game and I’ve watched 15 minutes of commercials and 5 minutes of basketball…and they’re behind by almost 30. Time to go to bed.
December 6, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Wanted to check in on the Mavs game and I’ve watched 15 minutes of commercials and 5 minutes of basketball…and they’re behind by almost 30. Time to go to bed.
I muted a friend’s Instagram Stories cause I just can’t handle another cheersing boomerang.
December 6, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I muted a friend’s Instagram Stories cause I just can’t handle another cheersing boomerang.
My old man yells at cloud for today is, I hate when people call something “extremely mid”. There’s a word for that: bad. If it’s extremely, it’s not mid, it’s either good or bad.
December 2, 2025 at 5:25 PM
My old man yells at cloud for today is, I hate when people call something “extremely mid”. There’s a word for that: bad. If it’s extremely, it’s not mid, it’s either good or bad.
The rage-baiting on monetized social media accounts is out of control. I just saw a video where some girl was trying to say her brother pays $1800 for a high rise apartment in Austin…when in reality that’s his share in a 4 bedroom apartment so the rent is actually $7200.
December 1, 2025 at 11:52 PM
The rage-baiting on monetized social media accounts is out of control. I just saw a video where some girl was trying to say her brother pays $1800 for a high rise apartment in Austin…when in reality that’s his share in a 4 bedroom apartment so the rent is actually $7200.
I'm so ready for Goebbels Barbie to be tried in the Hague.
Leavitt: "I'll tell you what doesn't add to our nation's character is refugees who come here under the alleged plight of asylum and then come to the US to abuse our system ... Somali immigrants in Minnesota have been ripping off American taxpayers"
December 1, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I'm so ready for Goebbels Barbie to be tried in the Hague.
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trump is the president in the sense that he holds the office but he very clearly isn't the president in the sense that he has basically relieved himself of its duties
Trump’s echo chamber:
Very little U.S travel
No rallies or contact with supporters
Right-wing media
Dinners with rich donors and billionaires
Truth Social
Lack of staff to tell him no www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
Very little U.S travel
No rallies or contact with supporters
Right-wing media
Dinners with rich donors and billionaires
Truth Social
Lack of staff to tell him no www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
The Bubble-Wrapped President
Trump surrounds himself with those who flatter him in places where he is comfortable.
www.theatlantic.com
December 1, 2025 at 4:16 PM
trump is the president in the sense that he holds the office but he very clearly isn't the president in the sense that he has basically relieved himself of its duties
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“I was just following otters.”
November 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM
“I was just following otters.”
I don’t even follow sports but A&M football losing is a win for everyone. Fuck that school.
November 29, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I don’t even follow sports but A&M football losing is a win for everyone. Fuck that school.
It’s weird how I can’t name a single winner from The Voice and the most successful contestant was eliminated early…and no one remembers he was on the show (Morgan Wallen).
November 27, 2025 at 3:06 PM
It’s weird how I can’t name a single winner from The Voice and the most successful contestant was eliminated early…and no one remembers he was on the show (Morgan Wallen).
I really enjoyed Richard Linklater’s, “Nouvelle Vague” but I’m finding “Blue Moon” to be absolutely torturous.
November 26, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I really enjoyed Richard Linklater’s, “Nouvelle Vague” but I’m finding “Blue Moon” to be absolutely torturous.
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First Secretary of Defense you could defeat by painting a tunnel on the side of a boulder.
November 25, 2025 at 1:55 PM
First Secretary of Defense you could defeat by painting a tunnel on the side of a boulder.
Gay men will put you on their Instagram Close Friends list without you asking but then act like they don’t know who you are when you see them IRL.
November 25, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Gay men will put you on their Instagram Close Friends list without you asking but then act like they don’t know who you are when you see them IRL.
AI is not a therapist!
A lawsuit against OpenAI claims that Joshua Enneking, 26, was coached into suicide by ChatGPT after confiding in the chatbot for months.
He told ChatGPT he was suicidal. It helped with his plan, family says.
A lawsuit against OpenAI claims that Joshua Enneking, 26, was coached into suicide by ChatGPT after confiding in the chatbot for months.
bit.ly
November 24, 2025 at 10:16 PM
AI is not a therapist!
I hope she spills all the tea on her contributions to the J6 riots on her way out the door.
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene says she's resigning from Congress — effective January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I hope she spills all the tea on her contributions to the J6 riots on her way out the door.
We’ve been watching that Michelin Star restaurant show on AppleTV and I’ve learned that if you want incredible service, dine alone. They all tend to think the Michelin inspectors are solo diners.
November 22, 2025 at 1:15 AM
We’ve been watching that Michelin Star restaurant show on AppleTV and I’ve learned that if you want incredible service, dine alone. They all tend to think the Michelin inspectors are solo diners.
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I seem to recall two assassinated in Minnesota and the husband of the Speaker of the House nearly beaten to death in his own home by Trumpists.
November 20, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I seem to recall two assassinated in Minnesota and the husband of the Speaker of the House nearly beaten to death in his own home by Trumpists.
At the risk of sounding like the suburban (cat) dad that I am, Costco's "Executive hour" is the best benefit of that membership level. I just got everything I need including picking up prescriptions in 10 minutes and had NO line to checkout.
November 19, 2025 at 4:13 PM
At the risk of sounding like the suburban (cat) dad that I am, Costco's "Executive hour" is the best benefit of that membership level. I just got everything I need including picking up prescriptions in 10 minutes and had NO line to checkout.
Any other xennials randomly get the Muppet Babies theme song stuck in your head?
“When your room looks kinda weird and you wish that you weren’t there…”
“When your room looks kinda weird and you wish that you weren’t there…”
November 19, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Any other xennials randomly get the Muppet Babies theme song stuck in your head?
“When your room looks kinda weird and you wish that you weren’t there…”
“When your room looks kinda weird and you wish that you weren’t there…”