Tim
axiologist.bsky.social
Tim
@axiologist.bsky.social
Lover of pizza and Umphrey's and this cute pit bull named Jackson
It’s Umphreys day!!!
February 4, 2026 at 2:05 PM
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Béla Fleck just announced he’s cancelling his performance at the Kennedy Center with the National Symphony Orchestra 💪
January 6, 2026 at 11:46 PM
The best cheeseburgers come on well-toasted English muffins
January 5, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Zzzzz
January 5, 2026 at 4:18 AM
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The same editorial board described Seattle’s mayor raising taxes to pay for childcare as a totalitarian power grab
The Washington Post editorial board comes out in favor of the Venezuela attack/operation to capture Maduro
January 3, 2026 at 5:51 PM
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It’s not about drugs. If it was, Trump wouldn’t have pardoned one of the largest narco traffickers in the world last month.

It’s about oil and regime change.

And they need a trial now to pretend that it isn’t. Especially to distract from his sinking under Epstein and skyrocketing healthcare costs.
January 3, 2026 at 3:34 PM
🐕 💨
January 3, 2026 at 5:30 PM
🤔
January 3, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Sir
December 31, 2025 at 12:13 AM
There’s a guy in my office who just leaves his personal toothbrush on the open counter in the men’s room
December 30, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Midtown work lunch spot deli definitely recycled yesterday's Chicken Noodle Soup but the broth is actually better soooo
December 30, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Mamdani will be sworn in in the station that inspired the Turtles lair in TMNT 2: The Secret Of The Ooze
December 29, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Fresh pow kinda morning
December 27, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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the governor of new york state almost canceled this because the guy who runs the diner across the street from the most famous mass transit hub in america didn't like it
Year 1 data on congestion pricing in Manhattan…

* Vehicle traffic: -11%
* Foot traffic: +3.4%
* Storefront vacancy: -0.9%
* Pollution: -22%
* Revenue for mass transit: $548M

So YES this has been a huge success.
December 23, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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I know it’s not surprising, but Jesus Christ. What a corrupt administration from top to bottom.
The Epstein Files, everybody!
December 19, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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A million Muslims live in New York City. We belong here, as does every other New Yorker.

This is vile Islamophobia from the Councilwoman and it has no place in our city.
December 15, 2025 at 10:25 PM
No to the cold no to the snow no to the coat no to the boots why does the world hate me
December 14, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Ho ho ho
December 14, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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"there's a new serif in town"
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
IYKYK
December 7, 2025 at 7:14 PM
December 6, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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We're all trying to find the guy who did this dot jpg
“What have I done!” 🤡
December 5, 2025 at 4:27 PM
MTV guy knows what’s hip
Sean Duffy on slashing fuel economy standards: "This rule will actually allow you to bring back the 1970s station wagon. Maybe a little wood paneling on the side. We can bring back choice to consumers."
December 4, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Got this chili oil off an ad on Instagram and I think it’s the best I’ve ever had
December 3, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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I will now defend myself by paraphrasing jack nicholson in that scene from a few good men, who is the hero of that movie btw
Q: So you didn't see any survivors after that first strike?

HEGSETH: I did not personally see survivors. The thing was on fire. This is called the fog of war. This is what you in the press don't understand. You sit in your air conditioned offices and plant fake stories in the Washington Post
December 2, 2025 at 8:06 PM