Ar
@axmn.bsky.social
teesside’s canniest recently discovered award-winning technical narrative designer & writer • dafty • she/her
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Every young person sentence online reads like this to me now:
"Bro entered low-stim flow state doing a 10 min grocery rotation and got mogged by a friendly neighborhood cat 💀 Is proximity-maxxing essentials while touch-grass-pilled more optimal than suburb-meta carbrained bulk errands?"
"Bro entered low-stim flow state doing a 10 min grocery rotation and got mogged by a friendly neighborhood cat 💀 Is proximity-maxxing essentials while touch-grass-pilled more optimal than suburb-meta carbrained bulk errands?"
February 8, 2026 at 7:01 AM
Every young person sentence online reads like this to me now:
"Bro entered low-stim flow state doing a 10 min grocery rotation and got mogged by a friendly neighborhood cat 💀 Is proximity-maxxing essentials while touch-grass-pilled more optimal than suburb-meta carbrained bulk errands?"
"Bro entered low-stim flow state doing a 10 min grocery rotation and got mogged by a friendly neighborhood cat 💀 Is proximity-maxxing essentials while touch-grass-pilled more optimal than suburb-meta carbrained bulk errands?"
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Films that sound rubbish if you're British.
November 1, 2023 at 8:12 PM
Films that sound rubbish if you're British.
Also I found out today that someone has very blatantly copied from me and I have to laugh about it or I’ll take my earrings out
February 7, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Also I found out today that someone has very blatantly copied from me and I have to laugh about it or I’ll take my earrings out
Put a post on LinkedIn earlier after my friend made me realise it’s good to remind people I’m still professionally alive. Did a quick write up of something I made about a year ago and just noticed a typo about half a paragraph in.
Lesson learned, stay unprofessional and say nowt 🤦♀️
Lesson learned, stay unprofessional and say nowt 🤦♀️
a cookie monster from sesame street is smiling and looking at the camera
ALT: a cookie monster from sesame street is smiling and looking at the camera
media.tenor.com
February 7, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Put a post on LinkedIn earlier after my friend made me realise it’s good to remind people I’m still professionally alive. Did a quick write up of something I made about a year ago and just noticed a typo about half a paragraph in.
Lesson learned, stay unprofessional and say nowt 🤦♀️
Lesson learned, stay unprofessional and say nowt 🤦♀️
Started a rewatch of Spaced last night. No regrets
February 7, 2026 at 9:28 AM
Started a rewatch of Spaced last night. No regrets
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"I need AI to make art, human art is only for the rich and privileged-"
February 6, 2026 at 7:29 PM
"I need AI to make art, human art is only for the rich and privileged-"
Got some “oversized” joggers on that I got for my birthday and I look like an actual clown but 12 assures me “it’s the fashion”
Yards of tripe etc
Yards of tripe etc
February 5, 2026 at 8:17 AM
Got some “oversized” joggers on that I got for my birthday and I look like an actual clown but 12 assures me “it’s the fashion”
Yards of tripe etc
Yards of tripe etc
<unintelligable noises and internal screaming>
February 4, 2026 at 10:48 PM
<unintelligable noises and internal screaming>
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Transfer deadline day. The footballing equivalent of when you go to Aldi for bananas, bread and sausages but come back with a leopardskin egg cosy, emergency frying pan and an inflatable gnu.
February 2, 2026 at 8:45 AM
Transfer deadline day. The footballing equivalent of when you go to Aldi for bananas, bread and sausages but come back with a leopardskin egg cosy, emergency frying pan and an inflatable gnu.
I can’t even keep track of how much heinous shit seems to be happening in my lifetime
January 31, 2026 at 7:15 PM
I can’t even keep track of how much heinous shit seems to be happening in my lifetime
Money-Coutts by name
January 31, 2026 at 12:00 PM
Money-Coutts by name
Canny little day today, did a whole lot of nothing and only had one wobbly “I’m so old” moment 😆 gave all the rugby girls a cupcake and they sang to me which was cute and a highlight despite it peeing down with rain, they’re good kids
January 29, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Canny little day today, did a whole lot of nothing and only had one wobbly “I’m so old” moment 😆 gave all the rugby girls a cupcake and they sang to me which was cute and a highlight despite it peeing down with rain, they’re good kids
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Anyway, it is my birthday, send memes and pets 🎉
January 29, 2026 at 7:45 AM
Anyway, it is my birthday, send memes and pets 🎉
Burnout bro culture will be inescapable in about five years
January 29, 2026 at 7:42 AM
Burnout bro culture will be inescapable in about five years
It’s my birthday tomorrow and the GP surgery just texted me an invite to a Menopause webinar
Thanks all it’s been real, see you in the next life
Thanks all it’s been real, see you in the next life
January 28, 2026 at 5:28 PM
It’s my birthday tomorrow and the GP surgery just texted me an invite to a Menopause webinar
Thanks all it’s been real, see you in the next life
Thanks all it’s been real, see you in the next life
No, just no
BREAKING: Free AI training will be offered to every adult in the UK, with short courses to teach people how to use simple AI tools effectively in the workplace.
Technology Secretary Liz Kendall tells #BBCBreakfast about the scheme
Technology Secretary Liz Kendall tells #BBCBreakfast about the scheme
January 28, 2026 at 12:57 PM
No, just no
One thing that sucks about technology is how it replaced getting cards in the post
January 27, 2026 at 6:10 PM
One thing that sucks about technology is how it replaced getting cards in the post
Glorious
It’s 19 years since the last showing of Grandstand on the BBC
January 27, 2026 at 7:20 AM
Glorious
I love the NHS but an eight hour stint in A&E waiting to be seen (family member not me) is just absolutely diabolical
Also yay for trying to work on four hours sleep
Also yay for trying to work on four hours sleep
January 27, 2026 at 7:18 AM
I love the NHS but an eight hour stint in A&E waiting to be seen (family member not me) is just absolutely diabolical
Also yay for trying to work on four hours sleep
Also yay for trying to work on four hours sleep
BBC making memes that ring true in 2026
January 26, 2026 at 6:50 PM
BBC making memes that ring true in 2026
Dunno why people use ‘babies’ in a derogatory or insulting way tbh
Babies are cool, they’re chill with pretty much everyone and anyone, they have no opinions and cry about basic needs only
Babies are cool, they’re chill with pretty much everyone and anyone, they have no opinions and cry about basic needs only
January 24, 2026 at 10:49 AM
Dunno why people use ‘babies’ in a derogatory or insulting way tbh
Babies are cool, they’re chill with pretty much everyone and anyone, they have no opinions and cry about basic needs only
Babies are cool, they’re chill with pretty much everyone and anyone, they have no opinions and cry about basic needs only
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“Without us right now, you’d all be speaking German and a little Japanese perhaps,” he said to the crowd in Switzerland, where German is one of four national languages and the most commonly spoken. 😂 www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
Trump rules out force on Greenland, assails allies at Davos
Trump delivered a speech that rebuked alliances that have defined U.S. foreign policy for generations and derided Europe’s economic policies.
www.washingtonpost.com
January 21, 2026 at 6:25 PM
“Without us right now, you’d all be speaking German and a little Japanese perhaps,” he said to the crowd in Switzerland, where German is one of four national languages and the most commonly spoken. 😂 www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
Just had a really unsatisfactory Chinese takeaway for tea and I’m fewmin
January 21, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Just had a really unsatisfactory Chinese takeaway for tea and I’m fewmin
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Yesterday it was cows using tools, today its penguins using satellite imagery.
January 20, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Yesterday it was cows using tools, today its penguins using satellite imagery.