Ar
@axmn.bsky.social
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teesside’s canniest recently discovered award-winning technical narrative designer & writer • dafty • she/her 📝 axmn.co.uk
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axmn.bsky.social
UK weather report just in:
A weather map of the UK with snaps of Gail Platt’s head across all the windy spots
axmn.bsky.social
Ohh you are in for a very weird treat
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jeffhamilton.bsky.social
time to debate which recent game to play for thirty minutes, and then boot up world of warcraft instead
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landon.wtf
Þok @landon.wtf · 10d
bluesky is the world of warcraft classic of twitter

[slams table]
axmn.bsky.social
Game Pass trying to have our eyes out again I see
axmn.bsky.social
Absolutely buzzing we won the World Cup 🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹
axmn.bsky.social
Brought a porridge pot to work not realising it was an apple and blueberry flavoured thing and now I’m eating hot claggy air freshener for me dinner

FUN
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Yeah like “oh well, that’s that then”

Absolutely sucks and very telling on people who think that way. Experience of life isn’t a prescribed formula, pricks
axmn.bsky.social
This is an absolute win for science
delafina777.bsky.social
So anyway, turns out plasma in menstrual blood can completely heal wounds in 24 hours.

hudson.org.au/news/womb-to...
axmn.bsky.social
You do know that random middle aged blokes across the country spout this kind of inane and unsubstantiated bollocks and no one gives them the time of day, right? We could all just eyeroll Farage into irrelevance but no, let’s hear more about how “they’re eating our swans”
bbcnewsnight.bsky.social
Nigel Farage appeared on the radio today and failed to back the scientific & medical advice given to pregnant women when it comes to taking paracetamol

He also suggested migrants were eating swans & carp

@vicderbyshire.bsky.social runs through the claims and official responses

#Newsnight
axmn.bsky.social
People are the absolute worst
axmn.bsky.social
We’ll have to wake the green day bloke up soon
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<unintelligible noises>
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You better all be watching Le Crunch later
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My eldest doesn’t have a phone and nor will she - I am happy to be House Dinosaur and Evil She Beast until she’s an adult if that’s what it takes to keep them both safe
axmn.bsky.social
My girls are an absolute no go on any social media for this exact reason. There are just too many nefarious creeps out there and am I shite putting my kids in the global shop window for them
axmn.bsky.social
Your man couldn’t fill a lesser soul gem
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thetnholler.bsky.social
STEWART: “Comedy doesn’t change the world, but it’s a bellwether— we’re the banana peel in the coal mine… authoritarians are the threat to comedy, music, art, thought… progress.”

Nailed it.
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Looking forward to partaking in a first team scrum at work just so I can stroll in and tell everyone “crouch, bind, set”

Ahead of the curve etc
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Forgot how quickly being around other people on a consistent basis can make you feel fluey

*I’ll be fine I’ve just gone soft
axmn.bsky.social
Had a Chinese for me tea at about 5 so absolutely can’t wait to wake up drier than the Sahara needing two pints of water at 3am
axmn.bsky.social
Cream crackered but on the upside I’ve had two Parmos this week
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Ar @axmn.bsky.social · Sep 12
Four days into my new job and I *think* I might’ve possibly found the best workplace ever 🤞