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Amy Joy 🦒

@aymiejoi.bsky.social

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Charlie's Mama. Episcopal youth minister. Morganmuffel. My tombstone will say, "She pspspsed the wrong animal". She/Her

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Amy Joy 🦒 @aymiejoi.bsky.social · 1h

Except Venus is probably like, "Eww! Vegetables! Gross!"

We used to feed my brother's little bits of raw ground beef.

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a man with a beard and tie says it 's the circle of life !

Alt: Adrian Pimento from Brooklyn Nine-Nine explains to Jake, "It's the circle of life" while drawing a triangle in the air with his hands.

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Oh Baby! I looked up what he had and like, HOW? I'm so glad he's going to be ok!

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We have a parishioner who brings the staff and clergy eggs almost every week until they stop laying in the winter. They're perfect!!

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Oh, thank God!! Praying the surgery goes perfectly and that he’s back to his little ol’ self in no time!

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Definitely the former.

Amy Joy 🦒 @aymiejoi.bsky.social · 15h

No notes. I would eat the h*ck out of that!

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Holding you all in my prayers tonight and praying he can be treated and healed quickly!

Amy Joy 🦒 @aymiejoi.bsky.social · 15h

Shhhh… 🤫

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If only there was someone willing and able to hold them all accountable. *sigh*

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@danijustmight.bsky.social Any word on your family in Jamaica?

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Thank you!

Amy Joy 🦒 @aymiejoi.bsky.social · 19h

It's the week of Halloween. So you know we're talking about Ezekiel 37 in Youth Group tonight... (And a passing mention of the Woman of Endor because I just love introducing the kids to the weirdest stories in the Bible!)

a group of skeletons are dancing in a circle in a cemetery in a black and white cartoon .

Alt: An old cartoon showing a group of skeletons holding hands and dancing in a circle.

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I bought donuts at the grocery store yesterday. I bought donuts at the donut shop today for youth group and got 2 just for me. I kinda forgot about the donuts I already have at home.

Whoops.

a woman bites into a giant pink donut with sprinkles

Alt: A woman biting into a gigantic pink frosted donut with sprinkles.

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Amy Joy 🦒 @aymiejoi.bsky.social · 1d

I was in a TJ's one day and overheard a woman telling her elderly mother, "No, this isn't a grocery store where you can buy stuff". Ma'am.

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Oh, and also stop testing things by giving captured animals horrible diseases.

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Oh Cori…💔

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Whoa. Those aren’t insignificant votes…

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Amy Joy 🦒 @aymiejoi.bsky.social · 1d

Or a church.

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Between the exhaustion of the last 3 weeks (all good things, but all tiring things) and the turn in the weather, the pain in my hands & feet tells me I'm in the early hours of a Lupus flare. Not remotely surprised, but...*sigh*

Can't wait for those glorified bodies we've been promised...

a woman in a suit says everything hurts and i 'm dying .

Alt: Leslie Knope cheerfully saying, "Everything hurts and I'm dying".

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Amy Joy 🦒 @aymiejoi.bsky.social · 1d

You would think the PET scan would cover it, yes...

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Aww, Gus, poor boy!

God, Gus doesn't feel well. Please help his V-E-T figure out what's going on, know exactly how to treat it, and get his tail wagging again quickly. And give Cori peace while she waits today. 💜

Amy Joy 🦒 @aymiejoi.bsky.social · 1d

This is actually a great way to do it! Let the people who know how to feed a crowd do what they do best and we supply the space we have that isn't being used most of the week. I'd definitely get behind this!